Paradise Hotel 51

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Killer is Dead (short story)

Original art by BYYONI, developer of Mind Control: Bloody Renaissance!

July 3rd, 1998: The day when all international disputes were resolved. This day marked the beginning of true peace for the entire world, for people of all races.
In the following years, all nuclear weapons were decommissioned in what would later be known as the “Missile Shows”. Air transportation and network stations were shut down in order to fully eradicate terrorism as a concept. However, in just a few years, terrorism was reborn. The “smiling faces”, religious suicide bombers, began attacking governmental institutions, seemingly with the only objective of causing terror .
The only ones who can stand up to the Heaven Smile terror threat are the team of omniscent and almost God-like assassins , the Killer7.

Killer is Dead is an episodic novel, a side-story to the 2005 game killer7, originally published on Dengeki Playstation between September of 2005 and March of 2006, on issues 322, 326, 329, 332, 336, 339, and 343. It is unrelated to the 2013 Grasshopper Manufacture game of the same name. Taking place in the world of killer7, it follows Shigeki “Batman” Birkin, a professional killer active in 1973’s Seattle.

Publication ceased after the sixth chapter, without reaching a conclusion. A post on Grasshopper’s own website during April of 2006 announced that the seventh and final chapter would be delayed, and the interview portion (which was originally published after the sixth chapter) indicates that plans were underway to complete the story, despite Suda’s reluctance on closing the book on the world of killer7, but this fabled final chapter never saw the light of day.

The first four chapters of Killer is Dead were then posted on Famitu’s website as part of the 51FABLES column in January of 2016. The story was purportedly going to be completed as part of the column; however, the fifth and sixth chapters were never posted, let alone a brand-new conclusion. 51FABLES was abruptly closed in April of 2016, leaving a second episodic novel, Makkana Onnanoko, incomplete.

Killer is Dead was then fully reprinted in the Suda51 Official Complete Book in January of 2018. Once again, the story remained without a finale, and the Interview portion was reprinted with no alterations.

Shigeki Birkin ultimately made his on-screen debut as “Badman” in the 2019 game Travis Strikes Again, for which several aspects of his backstory from Killer is Dead were taken into consideration.

The Devil Have Mercy group had begun producing a translation for the episodic novel, although they were forced to abandon the project before it could be properly finished and cleaned up.

The following translation has been produced by PT and the Paradise Hotel team, using their original draft as a basis. Needless to say, the text has been double and triple checked, so it is quite different. We would also like to thank Nyarlathotep, for checking the text against Birkin’s dialogue in Travis Strikes Again and providing some other valuable insights, and John Hinckley Jr. Some sections of the interview portion have been translated by NewWorldOrder, while the original cover art has been drawn by BYYONI.

Killer is Dead makes peculiar use of Furigana; while it is generally used to specify the enunciation of certain Kanji, it is used in the story to display completely different words that may serve to expand on the character’s state of mind and real opinions. As there is no direct English equivalent of Furigana, we opted to use ruby characters to convey it in this translation. (For reference, the 51FABLES version of the story opted to include the Furigana words in parenthesis instead. The placement of red words is also slightly different between the printed version and the 51FABLES version.)

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I’m gonna die in seven days.

I just got a neatly sealed letter complete with a delivery certificate. The mailman(PREY) handed it to me without saying a word, like it was some routine shit, with a face like he was gonna kill himself before the end of the year. I can’t fucking stand that. When I see a rude civil servant, I just wanna hit a home-run through their brains. In the form of the great Mickey Mantle, the sensation of my bat’s core making perfect contact with their skull(JUST MEAT) flows up my arm. That killing blow(CRITICAL HIT) is my way of fixing their bad manners.

The mailman(MY PREY) was all flustered and wasn’t even looking at me, so I was able to go all out and land a direct hit right to his face(JUST MEAT). Knocked it out of the fucking park. I could see a glimpse of terror in his eyes; almost felt bad for him, but it’s not like it makes a difference whether he dies now or kills himself later. His body hit the ground like a KO’d boxer, bent at a weird angle with his head as the cornerstone, his eyes fixated on my shoes. Not the worst expression to die with. Almost like he was trying to tell me something. Was it proof that he had regrets? That’s all I could gather(SAMPLE) at that time(PATTERN).

Whatever, he was weak…… Just another meatbag(SANDBAG) for my collection.

The texture of the envelope delivered by the mailman(VICTIM) is soft and smooth, like the touch of a fine woman(CHEAP WHORE) from the good side of town. It’s the kind of letter that can only bring good news. Could this be my big break? An invitation to join the major leagues(EXECUTIVE JOB)? Or better yet, a love letter from that elegant woman(BITCH) I met at the hotel. Classy women(BROADS) enjoy this kind of old-fashioned thing…

Sadly, such convenient daydreams have a 100%(ONE HUNDRED) chance of being wrong.

Once again, Lady Luck(VENUS) gives me the cold shoulder. A meticulous professional(WORKAHOLIC) has signed off on my death(SWAN SONG). The bold, neat handwriting and the precise, neurotic contents of the letter are indicative of a man with more than a few screws loose. Goddamn it… Guess I finally stepped on that landmine.

There are three types of people you should always avoid in life.

One: People who don’t nod their heads(HEADBANG) during a song.
Two: People who don’t blink(WINK).
Three: People who smile for no reason(HAVE A DUMBASS GRIN) .

In other words, addicts(JUNKIES). These three types of addict(JUNKIE) are possessed by Death and are well acquainted with the souls of the damned. Or maybe I should say that they’re on good terms with the Grim Reaper1In the original text, both “Death” and “Grim Reaper” are “Shinigami”, Japanese gods of death. himself. Not that it matters either way. The fact is, that second kind of addict(JUNKIE) has now taken a shine to me. The signature reads ‘Curtis Blackburn’… I’m fucked.


It is a good season to die.
In seven days, I shall deliver your death.
I politely suggest wearing formal attire.
Bollinger2A brand of Champagne. would be an appropriate pairing.
Parting is such sweet sorrow.

In search of vintage,

Curtis Blackburn


Here in Seattle, there’s no one in the business(UNDERWORLD) who hasn’t heard of this big shot. There’s a 100%(ONE HUNDRED) chance I’m goin’ down like a dog. I’m gonna have to organize a closeout sale on my life within the next seven days. Gonna be busy.

When you get down to it…… It’s actually pretty simple. No matter where I am in seven days, that professional(WORKAHOLIC) is going to find me – the letter he sent is overflowing with confidence in his ability to kill.

I’m pretty good at reading between the lines. But maybe, in this case, I shouldn’t even try. Any dumbass can chug some tequila, shoot at a spinning globe, and get a first-class ticket with one checked bag to wherever the bullet hole(BLACK HOLE) landed on the map. (Of course, you’d better rob a schmancy mansion first if you wanna afford the plane ride.) At some point, during the three connecting flights, you get to know the flight attendant, and upon arriving at your mysterious, foreign destination, you finally hook up with the duty-free supermodel(WHORE) of your dreams. You fall in love() with her, she falls in love() with you, and the plan(PROJECT) after that is to forget about the world and spend the next three months in bed, holding each other() without a worry. Twenty years later, you’ll have made a name for yourself in the local business(DARK SIDE) in this fresh new life(NEW HORIZON), and the rest will be smooth sailing.

Hold it! You can’t spell ‘life’ without an ‘if’. What ‘if’ the bullet hole(BLACK HOLE) ends up in a developed country instead of a secluded spot? Still no problem. When one door closes, another one opens. Just flip your globe over, and your ‘black hole’ becomes a ‘wormhole’. If you go from an urban area to the other side of the Earth, it usually ends up being unexplored territory. This planet’s not as small as people say. Let’s go then, somewhere far away like Greenland.

All right! Isn’t that my best game plan? That monologue was so long, I’m ready to just jet(ESCAPE) right now. Never been more grateful to be that dumbass. Thank you, Mother(MOMMY), for giving birth to such a dumbass!

DAN: “Sounds like a plan. Alright, I’ll bite. So long as you don’t screw me over……”

My name is Shigeki Birkin. The seven-day deadline(LIMIT) already felt like a bad dream. But then, of course, this guy comes into the picture. He’s 100%(ONE HUNDRED) bad news. I can feel it in my gut. I’ve never seen such a terrifying face in my life. A huge revolver in a black suit, his glare pulsating with killer instinct. This guy…… He’s grinning, but it sure as hell don’t feel like a smile.

DAN: “I’ll take you there myself. To a Paradise(GREENLAND) of fear.”

A gunshot rung out, and my world went pitch black.

July 1st, 11:45 AM
Shigeki Birkins Apartment

Christopher Mills is running more than five hours behind schedule.

As soon as he shows up, he starts making excuses with an innocent smile on his face. Says he was tied up for hours and couldn’t get here any sooner. Seattle’s most epic action story right there. Whenever he starts running his mouth, his words reek of lies and gunsmoke, his gestures get overblown, and ‘fake’ magically becomes ‘fantasy’. Nobody trusts him(THE FUCKER), but nobody hates him(THE FUCKER) either.

He’s a mysterious little punk(SHIT). This delay jumped straight into my top 20 reasons to kill him. That makes him a pretty high priority… Too high. I’d be happy to do it at any time, but he still has his uses. Despite the brat(FUCKER) being only twelve, there’s a lot of channels that only he can access, and if he were to disappear, it would disrupt all balance in Seattle. It gets on my nerves that he’s such a key(HIGH-LEVEL) player, but in the long run, it’s better to just accept it. The image he gives off by driving a Lincoln is just an angle, carefully constructed to increase his appraisal in the eyes of his peers. He knows how to play the game.

What an amazing(AWFUL) little kid(SHIT).

MILLS: “I’ve got some valuable intel just for you. Don’t tell anyone, OK? A ship from Antwerp is docking next weekend, and it’s loaded with unregulated synthetic drugs – we’re talking about hardcore stuff, nobody’s even tried it yet. I thought you could handle this for me. How about it? You interested?”

BIRKIN: “Don’t get carried away, kid. My body’s still cranky over last month’s product. There’s no way I’m letting another nutjob European scientist stick his whatever in(RAPE) me. Next time you wanna hire me, gimme an ingredients list, so I can at least look into it.”

MILLS: “I get it, I get it… My bad. I was just trying to look out for you. I thought it was good info. To me, you’re the toughest pharmacist in the world!”

I’ll be 30 in October. I’m nowhere near old enough for my body to start falling apart, but lately my joints and nodes(LYMPH) have been feeling weird. I was worried it might be some serious illness, but the back-alley doctor assured me my bill of health was more than satisfactory. The next day the pain got so bad I couldn’t stand it, so I went to the hospital, but the doctor there told me the exact same thing. I killed him on the spot. I gave him 20 injections to the face and he fell to the ground in agony, foaming at the mouth. I’ve never seen anything like that before, he was like a crab out of water.

No matter how I look at it, even if I consider it from every angle like every idiot on Earth is fond of saying nowadays, there’s no way that drug is safe. Sometimes I feel an immense pain spreading through my body, like my bodily flesh is being molded into something else entirely. I’ve never felt anything like that before taking it, and it’s definitely not healthy.

He(THE FUCKER) said it was some German drug, and he did warn me that it was an unstable product, developed by a research student at some university. But the pay was really good, so it’s not like I was gonna say no……

BIRKIN: “Let’s get down to business, I don’t have much time.”

MILLS: “Birkin, what’s wrong with you today? You’re not trying to fuck me over, are you? You’re acting pretty suspicious…”

BIRKIN: “If I was gonna fuck you over, I’d just drag you in the woods and drown you in the lake. Do I look like I’ve got the time for that?”

MILLS: “OK, OK! I get it, don’t worry… No harm, no foul.”

BIRKIN: “If you do get it, then gimme the rundown on this guy. Curtis Blackburn.”

MILLS: “Curtis, you say… What exactly do you want to know?”

BIRKIN: “I’ve been targeted by him. He sent me an advance notice.”

MILLS: “…… A death sentence. Trouble follows you everywhere, huh. Even someone as skilled as you would be no match for Curtis.”

BIRKIN: “Yeah, no shit, that’s why I’m asking you for information! Anything’s fine. Just keep track of his movements a week from now!”

MILLS: “…… I understand. You’re not a bad guy, Birkin. I’ll find out as much as I can. I’ll do my best, I promise.”

BIRKIN: “I’m counting on you…… I’d much prefer not to die.”

MILLS: “Curtis is a buddy of mine(TRUE FRIEND ). Don’t worry. You’ll survive.”

And there he goes, jumping back into his Lincoln, ready to get out of there(HIGHTAIL IT) . Couldn’t wipe the grin(SMILE) off his face. That brat(SHIT) has a talent for sniffing out the smell of death. Having a good nose is a must if you’re gonna survive in our line of work. No matter how hard you can hit, or how fast you can draw, a guy who can’t smell death will be drawn by her magnetic field and lose himself in her sweet bosom. A topless woman(BITCH) and the Grim Reaper – in my opinion, they’re the same person, 100%(ONE HUNDRED).

MILLS: “By the way, Birkin…… Have you killed anyone today?”

BIRKIN: “Yeah, killed two already. Does that put your mind at ease?”

MILLS: “It does…… I’m glad(RELIEVED) to know you’re still in good graces with the Devil……”

BIRKIN: “What’s that supposed to mean?”

MILLS: “Sorry… I really don’t want to get involved with him. I’ll contact you later.”

He reversed the Lincoln, then shifted into drive and sped out, leaving tire marks like he dropped a hot chocolate on the ground. It’s about time he replaced his tires. A buddy of mine runs a repair shop; I should introduce them, and make sure the little shit gets ripped off while I’m at it……

Wait…… Something’s wrong. There’s a chill running up my spine. The kind of chill that makes your blood freeze and your heart stop. The feeling of being targeted, not by a man, but by a beast. I’ve never once been attacked by a beast, but my gut doesn’t lie. I’m scared to turn around. It’s the same panic that overtook me just a few hours ago……

I can hear footsteps. Shit shit shit shit shit my body won’t move. Am I paralyzed? This is bad. I’m in danger. At this rate, I’m gonna wet myself(PISS MY PANTS). The footsteps stopped right behind me. The pressure lifted for a moment and I was able to hold it in right in the nick of time.

He just saved a 30-year-old man from pissing himself… Maybe I should thank him.

But, well, this isn’t the time.

DAN: “We meet again, Birkin. I’ll introduce myself properly this time. My name’s Dan Smith. I’m the only man who can kill Curtis. You’ve got one ugly mug(SMILE), you look like you’ve been through hell. I’ll be the one to send you to Paradise(HEAVEN), before Curtis gets the chance to kill you.”

At this point, I have to wonder if I’m already dead

July 1st, 2:32 PM
Parking Lot of the
Knoxville Diner


I’m gonna die in six days.

The name’s Shigeki Birkin. There’s a saying where I’m from that’s reserved for lost causes… The saying goes, “Quit Birkin’ around.”

Despite that, I’ve managed to make a name for myself as a batting machine(BATMAN) in the underworld.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m not the same Batman(DARK HERO) from that kids’ cartoon. It’s literally because I use a bat for my work. I practice my swing every day, just like a true professional batter(SLUGGER). They(SLUGGERS) get to face the other team’s best(ACE) pitchers, while my opponents are just second-rate piles of shit(DEAD MEAT). While their job is to hit balls out of the park(HOME-RUN) like ping-pong balls, mine is to smash pomegranates(SKULLS) into little bits.

Last night’s fruit(ROTTEN) was a bit unsettling, though. I wish I could forget it. The worst guy(FUCKER) to meet, on the worst night to meet him.

July 2nd, 11:00AM
Shigeki Birkins Apartment

SAMAYORU: “Please, aim carefully.

That’s why I contracted you(THE BATMAN).”

I found him at the construction site. He was a small man, sitting in a folding chair, wearing a ghastly expression on his frail, pointy face. He told me that his name was ‘Samayoru’, but nothing else.

SAMAYORU: “I would like you to bash my face(JUST MEAT) in so they can’t even identify the remains. I beg of you, give me your best shot.”

Countless corpses littered the ground around him. All of them smiling, all of them dead. I think they looked Asian, but I’m not sure. It was just that kind of corpse. In a way, the strange pile of bodies(HIS WORK) made up a mountain of authority, a testament to this guy’s gunslinging(SHOOTING) skills. There was a sense of majesty(PERFECTION) to it. A shootout isn’t just about putting one’s life on the line. It’s about burdening someone else with the heavy weight of the bullet, a dangerous piece of lead that can take a very long time to bury itself into someone’s heart, slowly eating away at their soul before killing them.

I should’ve ran away(ESCAPED).

But I couldn’t, for some reason(WHY).

BIRKIN: “You want me to bash your face in, here and now?”

SAMAYORU: “Yes, that’s right.”

BIRKIN: “This should be easy, then. Close your eyes.”

SAMAYORU: “I understand. But please, before you get to it, erase(KNOCK OUT) their identities3The same term (身元抹消) is used in The 25th Ward in regards to Kamijo having his identity erased. as well.”

BIRKIN: Them? You mean these guys around you?”


BIRKIN: “I don’t follow. I get paid by the unit. I’m just here to get rid of you.”

SAMAYORU: “I mean, if you’re willing to fudge the numbers(COOK THE BOOKS) a little bit, Paradise(GREENLAND) could be within your reach. If that is what you wish for…”

And for that reason(WHY), I erased(KNOCKED OUT) their identities one after the other.

There must have been hundreds of corpses, and all that grueling work made me feel like a first-timer(VIRGIN) still in training(CAMP). My heart was pumping, my body was on fire and my consciousness faded away. All that bashing and smashing was almost like making love. I really(SERIOUSLY) mean that. Despite my age, I was dragged into a wild dance(BAD TRIP) in a world(ROOM) of red(BLOOD). I completely lost track of time. My mind and body became one, and all I could see was red(BLOOD). It covered my entire field of vision, as if I scratched my retinas or something. A place where existence is not divided by color… Don’t you think that would be more fair and impartial? If everyone’s red, everyone’s equal: All conflict would disappear overnight. That’s a great idea, isn’t it? Let’s paint the whole world red(BLOOD). In a world dyed in blood(LOVE), people would be free to understand one another. If we all stand up, participation becomes power, and the movement will grow into a revolution.

Let’s break all boundaries(BORDERS)!
Let’s shine a light on our new crimson(RED) world!
Let’s kill each other regardless of color!

With my catchphrase decided, I was able to find my groove and started swinging in furious tempo. When I came back to sanity, the knock out(ERASURE) job was done.

SAMAYORU: “Superbly done.”

BIRKIN: “It was a good match(SCORE), wasn’t it?”

SAMAYORU: “And I was lucky enough to get a front-row(VIP) seat.”

BIRKIN: “Back to the original job(MEAT), then?”

SAMAYORU: “Yes, and please keep in mind your latest match(GOOD JOB) – hit me with your best shot(HOME-RUN), right out of the park.”

BIRKIN: “Lemme ask you something.”

SAMAYORU: “That’s a breach of contract.”

BIRKIN: “I don’t give a shit.”

SAMAYORU: “Fine, then.”

BIRKIN: “What’s with the stiffs(TRASH)?”

SAMAYORU: “That’s not something I can answer.”

BIRKIN: “Then let me change my question. Beating on(SMASHING) a corpse makes it hard to ID the body. That’s what you mean by ‘erasing their identities’, right? So, what’s the danger in these being recognized?”

SAMAYORU: “What do you think? Is there an answer?”

BIRKIN: “That’s what I’m askin’ you. Don’t turn this around on me.”

SAMAYORU: “You know the answer, don’t you?”

BIRKIN: “I told you, don’t ask me!”

SAMAYORU: “What, you’re not confident enough to answer?”

BIRKIN: “Quit it with all the questions!”

SAMAYORU: “Why, are you getting scared?”

BIRKIN: “Shut it.”

SAMAYORU: “Fine, I’ll tell you.”

BIRKIN: “Go on then.”

SAMAYORU: “Your answer is wrong.”

BIRKIN: “Fuck off.”

SAMAYORU: “Too bad then. I won’t tell you the answer.”

BIRKIN: “Who are you?”

SAMAYORU: “I told you, my name is Samayoru.”

BIRKIN: “Which means what, exactly?”

SAMAYORU: “Now it’s my turn to ask questions.”

BIRKIN: “Answer me! Who the fuck are you?”

SAMAYORU: “Why did you choose to become the Batman?”

BIRKIN: “Huh?”

SAMAYORU: “Please, tell me why you don’t use a gun.”

BIRKIN: “A bat is easier to use.”

SAMAYORU: “But you could do your job more easily with a gun.”

BIRKIN: “To each their own.”

SAMAYORU: “No… There’s a reason you became the ‘Batman’.”

BIRKIN: “There is none. I just like using a bat.”

SAMAYORU: “You’ve always admired Batman. You wanted to be a hero, just like him… But even at a young age, you were smart enough to see yourself and the world around you for what they really are. With that knowledge, all you could do was forge a new kind of ‘Batman’.”

BIRKIN: “Who the fuck do you think you are?”

SAMAYORU: “A kindred spirit.”

BIRKIN: “Are you making fun of me?”

SAMAYORU: “Please, hurry up and take your shot.”

BIRKIN: “Alright, then.”

SAMAYORU: “I’ll be waiting for you in Paradise(GREENLAND).”

It was a beautiful home-run.

July 2nd, 2:30 AM
Construction site of the Horizon Tower

I can’t go to Paradise(GREENLAND) just yet.

That’s my divine punishment for making a deal with the Devil(DAN SMITH). No matter how you spin it, that sneer of his, full of confidence that he can kill Curtis, is a dangerous thing. I know he’s no Boy Wonder to my Batman, but a part of me wishes that’s how we’d made our names. The power of the Devil(DAN) is enough to bring a man to his knees in prayer. That being said, even though I would obviously die… I’d love to land a good swing on this guy(JUST MEAT)! Is that the limit of my pride? I’m amazed I even have any left.

In seven days, the Devil(DAN) will kill Curtis. And I will sell my soul to the Devil(DAN). After all, there’s no point in being attached to your life when your only fate is to be killed. I might as well give it away, even if it is to the Devil(DAN).

The Devil(DAN) roared with laughter.

DAN: Pull yourself(GET YOUR SHIT) together, Birkin. When it comes to killing, there’s different levels of mastery. You’re still spinning your bat around like an amateur. We’re aiming for the big leagues, here. You need to learn how to knock out screwballs(SAMAYORU).”

That was the beginning of my nightmare.

The Devil(DAN) started training me on how to erase(KNOCK OUT) someone’s being. I don’t really get it, but I guess only the Devil(THIS FUCKER) can understand the Devil(HIMSELF).

Still, I picked up on some new techniques. The key is to position of your wrist correctly at moment of impact. It’s not just about hitting the pomegranate(SKULL). If you adjust the wrist even a little bit, you can control its path. Hit it to center field(DEATH). Hit it into opposite field(DEATH). Hit it right along a foul line(DEATH). If you put your heart into it, anything’s possible.

I’ve been reborn as a first class(MAJOR LEAGUE) batting machine(BATMAN). It’s a total changeup, an infield shift. When you lowball it, you get a safe hit.

It’s time to get to work. I need to put my new skills to the test.

July 2nd, 11:30 AM
Shigeki Birkins Apartment

I got a small-time job from ‘Rare’ Ray Zack.

When you need some chump change, Mills just won’t cut it. That kid(MILLS)‘s got principles, he doesn’t lift a finger unless he gets a lucrative cut. He wouldn’t care about anything this small. He’s been cautious ever since he almost died during a job on the south side. He’s the high risk – high reward kind of guy(TYPE). The kind who likes to check(ID) and double-check(SSN) everyone involved with him. Not a bad way of running things, I guess.

Rare is the exact opposite(TYPE). His only principle is to not have any. When he smells something good, he eats it right up. He doesn’t care about risk or reward. He’s a pig bastard(FUCK) who’s satisfied just to be in on the action. Or rather, if he doesn’t have a finger in all of the pies, he starts getting anxious, and turns into an unstable junkie who gets high on off-label pills(SUPPLEMENTS). He fancies himself a big-shot(PRODUCER), trusted and admired by all those around him. He cooks up these arrangements, and then basks in everyone’s approval, bragging his ass off to all the ladies(WHORES) at the bar and his entourage(SHITHEAD FRIENDS). Just making eye contact with this guy makes me wanna vomit. At some point, I’m planning to take my bat to his skull(JUST MEAT). Cannot fucking wait.

RARE: “I’ve already made the necessary arrangements, this one’s on me. Always in your best interest to do business directly, huh, Mr. Birkin?”

BIRKIN: “Can it, loser. Gimme the lowdown already.”

RARE: “It’s been a while since I’ve had the honor of working with the legendary heavy-hitter(BATMAN). You’ve been on my mind, you know? Wasting talent is a horrible crime, even worse than murder!”

This guy’s speeches are both long-winded and meaningless. I(THIS DUMBASS) endured that drivel until he(THE PIG FUCK) was satisfied, then headed out to the scene.

It’s an easy enough job. Just kill one man at the new construction site. Places with a lot of blind spots and dead spaces are the best setups in this business. They’re also great for romance(OFFICE LOVE). The mark sits on a chair in a partially completed living room with no ceiling. What a well-behaved target.

SAMAYORU: “Welcome to Paradise(GREENLAND).”

Last night’s victory(HOME-RUN) must have been a no-contest, then.

July 2nd, 3:11 PM
Construction site of a new building


I’m gonna die in five days.

There’s been no sign of Curtis Blackburn. Maybe, just maybe, the Devil(DAN) already disposed of(ERASED) him. But if that was case, he would have contacted me… I just have to stay calm and wait. Nice and quiet. I’ll hold my breath and still my heart(AURA) until I can sense Curtis Blackburn’s killer instinct through my entire body. I don’t need any damn pride. In the world of killing, the ability to not get killed is the bare minimum. It’s important to know when to admit defeat. That’s right – I(THIS DUMBASS) can’t kill Curtis Blackburn. I’ve got no choice but to face the facts.

Besides, it’s as if I’ve already been killed by that Devil(DAN). The moment he showed up at my door, I lost control of my bladder for the first time in my life. The legendary batting machine(BATMAN), reduced to a pants-pissing loser(MOTHERFUCKER). What an all-time low. It makes me wanna kill myself… Might as well just hand myself over to Curtis Blackburn right now. Knowing him, if I show up ahead of schedule, he’ll probably kill me straight away. That’s not a bad idea, actually. I’ll just get dressed, and then I’ll go see him. I’ll be dressing for my own funeral – I should get my hands on a nice suit(TUXEDO) or something.

MILLS: “If you’re planning to die, it’d be best to go with your work clothes. Dying on the job is befitting of a killer.”

BIRKIN: “No thanks! I’ve got my heart set on going out all dressed to the nines(HAUTE COUTURE).”

MILLS: “In that case… You should hurry up and get changed.”

BIRKIN: “Huh? What do you mean?”

MILLS: “Don’t ask questions, just listen to me. You need to get out of here immediately. You might get put down before Curtis even gets to you!”

BIRKIN: “The hell’s that supposed to mean? You’re not making any sense. An informant who can’t communicate is as good as dead.”

MILLS: “That’s my genuine advice. I’m begging you, take it to heart, because it’s real bad news. Curtis is not the only one who’s after you.”

BIRKIN: “I’m that popular, huh?”

MILLS: “Yeah. Those guys from Antwerp got here on a boat yesterday.”

BIRKIN: “What happened to ‘next weekend’?”

MILLS: “That’s why I’m here – it’s that serious.”

BIRKIN: “So, what’s their angle?”

MILLS: “Remember that experimental drug? They’re disposing of all test subjects. You’re the only one left. If we stay here, it’s only a matter of time before they get us.”

BIRKIN: “Then hurry up, you idiot(DUMBASS)!”

MILLS: “That’s what I keep telling you!”

BIRKIN: “… Mills, what kind of car do you drive again?”

MILLS: “A Lincoln, you know that.”

BIRKIN: “So then, the black one that parked just now. That creepy-ass car right there. Whoever’s in there is here to kill you, isn’t it?”

MILLS: “Bingo… I guess?”

The gunshot had excellent timing.

July 3rd, 7:05 AM4The original Japanese text actually said 7:05 PM. However, the context of the story makes it clear that this is a typo, so I took the liberty of correcting it.
Shigeki Birkins Apartment

At the discretion of Christopher Mills, I was brought to a luxury hotel.

He dropped me off at the roundabout and got out of there real quick. Didn’t even say goodbye. I’ve heard that usually, guys who survive on the battlefield together end up developing a strong bond of camaraderie, but in this area, Mills lacks the basic requirements(SPECS) to be considered human. There’s no cure for a bad upbringing(SHITHEAD). Straight out of the orphanage, full of tenacity and blind ambition, he wears his overconfidence like a badge of honor, and is unyieldingly selfish; yet a shadow of doubt hides in the depths of his eyes. Those are the eyes of someone who’s gripped by fear. Yeah, that’s it. Just like that guy, the mailman(POSTAL WORKER). He had the same eyes. So did that guy from my nightmare(SAMAYORU). All three of them have something in common… I understand it subconsciously, but I can’t quite put my finger on what that ‘something’ is. What could it be…? Being caught up in those eyes… There’s no point in thinking about it, and yet it worries me.

RECEPTIONIST: “Mr. Birkin, correct? We’ve been expecting you.”

BIRKIN: “Sharp one, aren’t you?”

RECEPTIONIST: “Of course. You’re an important client of Mr. Blackburn.”

BIRKIN: “… Who arranged this?”

RECEPTIONIST: “Curtis Blackburn is waiting for you on the top floor.”

BIRKIN: “Was it Mills? That little shit, he set me up…”

RECEPTIONIST: “Let me escort you.”

BIRKIN: “Sorry, I just remembered I’ve got something to do and…”

RECEPTIONIST: “Mr. Blackburn is a very impatient man. Please, let us proceed.”

I felt the prickling sensation of bloodlust on every inch of my skin. I’ve been honing this sense. Curtis Blackburn is definitely here. I’m behind enemy lines. This hotel is under his(CURTIS’) management. No, actually… It’d be more accurate to call it his(CURTIS’) property. It’s his get-away. The receptionist(GOOD LOOKING GUY) is giving me his best smile, but it’s not out of courtesy. It’s a condescending smile, one that looks down on you. Someday, I’d like to give this guy a nice, angelic grin(HEAVEN SMILE) on his way to the afterlife.

After considering my options, I decided to accept my fate. It’d be a breeze to kill the receptionist(GOOD LOOKING GUY) here in the elevator, but that’d get me nowhere. I know(CAN SEE) that unless I meet with Curtis Blackburn, the whole set-up falls apart. The plan itself is fine, it’s me who’s feeling dejected. You might say that my spirit is broken. The enormity of his(CURTIS’) killer instinct has completely drained me of energy. It’s the birth of a new, lethargic human being! That’s where I’m at right now. I’ve got no choice but to follow my inner dumbass(BADMAN), but at least that comes natural.

I thought back to my epic saga to give myself some courage, sort of a psychological pick-me-up(DOPING). Handling disposal for Rare and fending off those goons from Antwerp, no one could deny my performance was spectacular.

We arrived on the top floor.

RECEPTIONIST: “Mr. Blackburn is waiting for you inside.”

BIRKIN: “That’s a lovely smile.”

RECEPTIONIST: “Thank you. I practice it every day.”


RECEPTIONIST: “Mr. Blackburn, it is my pleasure to introduce you to Mr. Birkin.”

The room was empty. Curtis’ aura disappeared completely. He’s not here; in fact, no one’s here. There’s no fooling my nose(NEW TYPE POWERS) anymore.

RECEPTIONIST: “If you’ll excuse me.”

BIRKIN: “Hold on, what the hell’s this?”

The receptionist(GOOD LOOKING GUY) left the room without a word. What a well-mannered asshole. Next time, I’ll definitely kill him. Definitely… Definitely……

Huh? Oh shit, literal shit(DIARRHEA). My breakfast cereal had gone bad. It’s way too risky to let the expiration date exceed five months. I’ll engrave that knowledge into my heart. Three months is the longest it can go. I dumped my newfound resolve into the toilet, and as I opened the door… It was time for a heartfelt reunion.

SAMAYORU: “Hello there, Mr. Birkin! What a coincidence to meet you here.”

BIRKIN: “If it ain’t my old pal Samayoru!5The Japanese text uses the “-kun” suffix here, indicating an informal tone. You’re right, it is a crazy coincidence. We must be bound by fate. That must be it, right?”

SAMAYORU: “Still alive and kicking, I see. You look well.”

BIRKIN: “So, what is it this time?”

SAMAYORU: “My request is pretty much the same. Please, guide me to Paradise(GREENLAND). Though my body may perish, I can never truly die.”

BIRKIN: “I must be goin’ crazy…”

SAMAYORU: “I don’t want to hear that from the Batman. You were in top form(GREAT SWING) during our last encounter.”

BIRKIN: “Can I ask you a serious question?”

SAMAYORU: “That’s still a breach of contract.”

BIRKIN: “My question’s about the contract, too. Just how many times do I have to kill you? I’m already taking a loss here. Just let me off the hook.”

SAMAYORU: “That’s not what I asked of you. I just want you to erase my identity(KNOCK ME OUT).”

BIRKIN: “That’s why I’m asking, I don’t know how to ‘erase‘ someone. Can’t I just kill you?”

SAMAYORU: “You probably just need more training. Even the legendary batting machine(BATMAN) needs to practice every day. A true professional(SLUGGER) knows how to forge his inner discipline. Have you been slacking on your exercises, Mr. Birkin?”

BIRKIN: “This is goin’ nowhere. There’s no point in talking. Feel free to come back anytime. Come see me every goddamn day until I’m dead! I’ll send you flying every single time.”

SAMAYORU: “Well then, I’ll be waiting for you in Paradise(GREENLAND).”

BIRKIN: “See you around, Samayoru.”

SAMAYORU: “You have a lovely smile, Mr. Birkin.”

July 3rd, 1:30 PM
Hotel Dont Move

Today is July 3rd.

I’ve got a big job coming up in four days. We were supposed to go over the details today, but I’m no position to go out. I called Roswell and Phillip to explain my situation, but they didn’t listen to me at all. They thought I was making up excuses. Those damned(FUCKING) bastards(SHITS). As if that weren’t enough, they told me they’d lower my cut. They believe(TRIP) they can just parade Castiglione’s influence around as if it were their own. Castiglione has been the boss(GODFATHER) here in my hometown(SEATTLE) since as far back as I can remember. He’s the kind of big shot who can mobilize thousands with the blink of an eye. His relationship with Curtis Blackburn and his gang of upstart thugs is pretty shaky; he’s letting that punk run free at the moment, but I don’t think the Don will stay silent forever. He knows that Curtis will come after his head eventually. From the outside, Castiglione’s faction seems to be at the end of its rope. That pressure is what was putting Fuckhead(ROSWELL) and Shithead(PHILLIP) on edge. They’re just two small fries(ASSHOLES), who like to use Castiglione’s name to hire me(THIS DUMBASS) as an independent(A FREE) agent to handle some disposal jobs. Sometimes they even delay my payments by setting up our meetings in the afternoon. I had to take Phillip(SHITHEAD)‘s mistakes out of my paycheck more than once. Whatever, it’s only a matter of time. Curtis Blackburn is coming to take me out in four days. Maybe I’ll send Fuckhead(ROSWELL) and Shithead(PHILLIP) to Paradise(GREENLAND) before that happens. A double home-run. I’ll send the bill to the boss(GODFATHER) too. Fleece those guys for all they’ve got.

RECEPTIONIST: “Mr. Birkin, there’s a guest here for you. Shall I accompany them to your room?”

BIRKIN: “Who is it?”

RECEPTIONIST: “Of course, right away Sir. Please, follow me.”

BIRKIN: “Hey, hold on! Did you even listen to me?”

The service at this hotel sure knows the score. If you don’t leave a nice tip, you get the boot. Or maybe I should say, you get the bat. You’ve got to be real generous to get the VIP treatment.

“Are you the famous batting machine(BATMAN)?”

BIRKIN: “Who are you!?”

“Could you let me in first? We’ve got a lot to talk about.”

BIRKIN: “Fuck off!”

“That won’t do. This is not the kind of offer you can turn down. It’s a compulsory request, you understand?”

BIRKIN: “Are you threatening me?”

“Open up already.”

There he is, the man of the hour. Though I doubt he’s bringing good news. A double-breasted suit and striped necktie, hair neatly slicked back with oil(POMADE). He looks at me with a fiery gaze, staring right into my soul. A terrifying glare. He opened his bag(BRIEFCASE) and laid out some documents(FILES). By licking his fingers and getting the pages wet, his well-trained hands were able to flip, flip, flip, flip through the documents(FILES) at lightning speed…

BIRKIN: “So, who are you?”

PEDRO: “Huh? Oh, right, I forgot to introduce myself… I’m Pedro Montana. Pleased to make your acquaintance. I’m Curtis Blackburn’s personal attorney. I came here today at his request.”

BIRKIN: “Is that so? Is he finally making a move? What are you, some corrupt lawyer?”

PEDRO: “Corruption is completely inexcusable, don’t you think? An honest lawyer can make a killing from high-profile clients.”

BIRKIN: “Why are you here, then?”

PEDRO: “Take it easy, this won’t take long. I’m here to confirm your identity for the insurance. I just need to make sure you’re the real Shigeki Birkin. I’ll have to collect a few signatures. It’s no big deal, just make yourself comfortable(RELAX).”

BIRKIN: “Let’s see… What’s this thing you want me to sign?”

PEDRO: “Huh? Does it matter? Do you really need to know? You’re going to die anyway, you know.”

BIRKIN: “I’m just curious. It’s not like I need to know, but I can’t really ask you after I’ve killed you.”

PEDRO: “I wouldn’t try anything if I were you. I may not be a killer, but the bodyguards standing outside that door are way beyond your level. You wouldn’t stand a chance.”

BIRKIN: “Wow, guess I should have known. You can never be too careful, huh? You really thought of everything.”

PEDRO: “Of course. That’s what a smart lawyer does.”

BIRKIN: “Then, how about this?”

All in all, it took about 10 seconds. Nah, maybe I fudged the numbers a bit… Alright, 18 seconds were more than enough to take them down. Working as a bodyguard doesn’t put you on the brink of life or death, and your emotions read easy, right on your face. Three guys – three lowballs. I’m aiming for a foul. It’s as easy as aiming for a tree – the hit rate is 100%(ONE HUNDRED). Then, once they fall, a full swing to the head. This isn’t baseball, it’s golf. What a letdown(BULLSHIT). Golf is tacky and disgusting. Makes me want to puke.

BIRKIN: “So, who’s up to bat? A good lawyer like you can never be too careful, isn’t that right? You must have someone else lined up.”

PEDRO: “………”

BIRKIN: “You wanna go next?”

PEDRO: “Let’s negotiate. Just you and me. Private negotiations.”

BIRKIN: “Where do you want me to hit you? Any body parts you’re particularly attached to?”

PEDRO: “Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait HEY! ANYBODY, HEEEEEELP!!!”

The winds of change are blowing. A good catch just fell into my lap. Maybe, just maybe, Curtis Blackburn may still allow me to live… What should I do? How do I use this to my advantage?

That’s right, I still have a trump card up my sleeve – the Devil.

I have to call Dan Smith.

July 3rd, 6:12 PM
Hotel Dont Move


I’m gonna die in four days.

My head(SKULL) is pounding. I drank as much as I could – top shelf Californian wine for no less than 500$ a bottle. Must have downed around 40 of them, ’cause I’m about to pass out. Pedro is lying on his side, having a fit. Looks like a carp thrashing around in the dirt. The other one’s lying(SNORING) on the bed, sleeping like a baby with a creepy(SICK) smile on his face, dreamin’ of luxury.

Christopher Mills is not the most cautious kid. As soon as he smells a deal(BIG MONEY), his nose perks up and his eyes shut down. When I called him, he showed up at the hotel in less than 8 minutes. A real cash money guy. I knocked Pedro(THAT BASTARD) around a bit, scared the shit out of the guy(LOSER), but I didn’t kill him. I told him to make some shit up and ask Mills to run the blockade to settle accounts between Curtis and Castiglione. The bait smelled a bit fishy, but sharks are known for their quick bite. Mills ate it right up.

Last night, the three of us carefully planned the settlement talks over some wine. It was actually pretty exciting. Mills was all giddy about the luxury box(VIP) seat he had been offered, complete with a full-course dinner for two at the best theater(RING) in Seattle, while the executives have to watch from the audience seats. It’s just a freakshow by a different name, and the executives are relegated to the supporting act. An exceptional card to rival any year-end MMA Grudge Match(BIG FIGHT) – the finest showman(MAFIOSO) couldn’t have done any better. This show is going to be like a fireworks blowout. A dreamy fantasia that transports you from the front-row(RINGSIDE) to the world beyond, with lavish flashes of color.

So, here’s a question.

Q: How do you take out Seattle’s Top Two? You have 30 seconds to come up with the right answer. If you run out of time, you die.

The answer is simple: Mills booked someone to kill both of them… I can’t remember who it was though. In fact, I can’t remember jack shit. I feel like I’m gonna blow chunks. And I(THIS DUMBASS) was the one who gave him the contact!
Wine’s just a poison that wipes your memory. Quit fucking around, Birkin, this is important! You have to remember! Who’s got the best shot at killing Curtis and Castiglione? 30 seconds is pretty short. I don’t wanna die in a shithole like this!

DAN: “That’s easy. That would be me(THE DARK STAR).”

BIRKIN: “That’s right, I knew that one!”

The Devil(DAN) is sitting on the sofa, chugging his poison(WINE).

July 4th, 10:18 AM
Hotel Dont Move

Try to keep up with the story(FAIRY TALE) I’m about to tell you.

Imagine the best ride(FUCK) of your life. Taking your brand-new Trans Am on a trip down south, along the coast, to your destination. Farewell to the north, your wildest dreams(MIRACLES) are waiting for you down south. I’m done with this gloomy, damp town. The West Coast is calling me. I’m going to make a name for myself somewhere else. That’s right, with a bouquet of a dame(BITCH) in the passenger seat. She(THAT BITCH)‘ll definitely fall(GO CRAZY) for me after I get a good, headliner job. I’ve gotta stand out if I want to age into a stylish daddy(LÉON), the kind that a flashy femme fatale(NIKITA) can’t resist. My only enemy will be back pain(HERNIA). That is, until she(THAT CUNT) drags me into a battlefield of courts and lawyers. That’d be the life… Sounds even better than Paradise(GREENLAND).

So what the hell is going on here? Sure, the lovely lady(WHORE) in the passenger seat is dolled up alright, but she’s flashing a huge fucking revolver. Is this some new Fendi shit? They really went all out with the bold design concepts… Is that how you were picturing it?

Now let me tell you what’s actually going on. It’s true, I’m driving, but I’m also being taken for a ride. Glancing to my side, rather than the beautiful legs of a dame(BROAD), I see the Devil(DAN)‘s handgun(REVOLVER) glistening with bloodlust. In other words, I’m going on a Death Drive.

BIRKIN: “Dan, can I ask you something?”

DAN: “What, you wanna go on a date?”

BIRKIN: “… What?”

DAN: “If that’s what you want, I’ll take you out.”

A figure of speech becomes a figure of death. Not a bad pun, if I do say so myself6This joke, which is reprised a few times through the chapter, was originally an untranslatable Japanese pun based around the usage of やる, meaning “to do”, which can also have vulgar implications depending on the context. It can also mean “to kill”. The most direct translation would be something like “Dan Smith, can I ask you one thing?” “Really just one? If it was two, what would happen?” “Huh?” “I’d do it (answer/kill you) immediately/on the spot.”
Obviously it cannot be translated directly, so we came up with this replacement.

DAN: “I will tell you one thing.”

BIRKIN: “What, you wanna propose?”

I don’t even wanna think about what happened next. That son of a bitch(MONSTER) shot my right hand, blew my little finger clean off. For a left-handed batter, the pinkie grip is a crucial tool(PRECISION MACHINE) that can control the direction of the ball down to the millimeter. My batting average(PERFORMANCE FEE) is definitely gonna take a hit. If I wasn’t driving, I would bash his(DAN’S) brains out right here and now, it’d be an easy home-run at this distance. Losing a finger is a small price to pay to kill the Devil himself. But the time’s not right yet, and besides, Lady Luck(THE GODDESS)‘s still not returning my(THIS DUMBASS’) calls.

DAN: You(THIS DUMBASS) comin’ after me? Huh? Don’t mix up your targets.”

BIRKIN: “The fuck are you on about? Our target is Curtis. That ain’t changing.”

DAN: “Do you really think you have what it takes(CRIMINAL POWER) to take down your superiors(KILLER7)? You’ve got the killer instinct of a booger.”

BIRKIN: “What the hell…”

DAN: “Listen carefully. I don’t like to repeat myself. Words are the prelude to action. Every word you say is recorded. They’re recorded within yourself(THE TAPE RECORDER) as statements of your intentions. Statements move people. If words are what spurs the world into action, then every word must carry the resolve of a monolith. You can’t afford to make mistakes. Even a shitty assassin like you should at least make sure to spell-check his manifesto.”

BIRKIN: “Yeah… You’ve carved that lesson into my pinkie finger.”

DAN: “A big mouth can spell disaster(TROUBLE) for the rest of your body, and for your soul. Watch it, or next time I won’t hesitate to kill you.”

The way I see it, the Devil(DAN)‘s the one who stirs up disaster(TROUBLE). No, no – his very existence is a disaster(TROUBLE). I’m driving with disaster(TROUBLE) towards disaster(TROUBLE). Is something even worse waiting for me at our destination?

The sun beats down on the Trans Am. The heat is boiling my brain, while terror boils my heart. I have no clue what I’m trying to say, but the point is, I’m at my limit. I shouldn’t have made a deal with the Devil(DAN).

We arrived at Castiglione’s mansion.

July 4th, 12:00 PM
Castigliones Mansion

I don’t remember how many henchmen there were.

But there were a lot of ’em. There must have been more than 100 henchmen(PUNKS)7Lit. “Chinpira” (ちんぴら), a low ranking Yakuza goon. Yakuza hierarchies are used through the story in place of Mafia hierarchies. in the mansion. With his careful aim and lightning-speed reloading, Dan made short work of them(THOSE PUNKS). He made it look as easy as shooting stationary targets in the bowling alley’s arcade shooter – Castiglione’s goons(PUNKS) are actually a fairly agile bunch. A crafty one(PUNK) might take cover, sneak up on you and then shoot you at point-blank range. But for some reason, bullets can’t seem to hit the Devil(DAN).

As my eyes gradually got used to it, I realized he was reading the trajectory of the bullet and dodging it, wavering like a flame in the wind. This guy’s killing ability is in a different league – I was mesmerized just watching him. Being able to pick up tricks like that is directly linked to your criminal power. The reason I’m stuck as a cheap batting machine(BATMAN) is because I’m missing the repetition(TECHNO) of basic practice. By comparison, the Devil(DAN) is like a home-run calculator(COMPUTER), it’s a completely different system. There’s no way I could match up.

All of the small fries have been taken out. Castiglione’s the only one left.

BIRKIN: “Do me a favor. Promise you won’t kill Castiglione.”

DAN: “I can’t make any promises. Wanna know why? My gun takes on a life of its own when it sees a rotten face. All you(THIS DUMBASS) can do is pray.”

BIRKIN: “We need him alive. Our goal is to set up a meet with Curtis. Don’t forget that.”

DAN: “A meeting? Not interested.”

It’s all over. The plan(PROJECT) is ruined. 100%(ONE HUNDRED) fucked.

CASTIGLIONE: “You’re a tenacious little bastard.”

DAN: “That’s right. I’m here to kill you, and there’s no stopping me now.”

CASTIGLIONE: “No need to rush things, let’s talk about this. Sit with me.”

DAN: “Don’t talk to me like that if you care about your life, scumbag.”

CASTIGLIONE: “‘Scumbag’ is a bit cold, isn’t it? Mario is fine. Just call me Mario.”

DAN: “Well then, Mario. I’m going to offer you a choice.”


DAN: “I could kill Curtis and let you live. Or I could kill you and let Curtis live. Which will it be?”

CASTIGLIONE: “Can I ask you a question before I answer?”

DAN: “I don’t mind.”

CASTIGLIONE: “What’s your name, kid?”

BIRKIN: “That’s Dan Smith. Pretty good, isn’t he?”

CASTIGLIONE: “I didn’t ask your sidekick(PUNK). Shut the fuck up. What kind of company do you keep?”

DAN:He(THAT DUMBASS)‘s just the driver. Nothing more, nothing less.”

CASTIGLIONE: “Back to my question. Dan, what’s your play in all this? Neither side seems very profitable. What’s your objective?”

DAN: “Objective?”

CASTIGLIONE: “That’s right. Your goal.”

DAN: “Don’t ask me. Ask the driver(DUMBASS).”


BIRKIN: “The goal is to have a sit down with you and Curtis. The two biggest names in Seattle, teaming up. For that to happen, I need Dan.”

CASTIGLIONE: “Why do you need him in particular?”

BIRKIN: “Well, that’s… We want you to take over. Dan will kill Curtis at the meeting.”


BIRKIN: “What do you mean why?”

CASTIGLIONE: “Why do you want him dead?”

BIRKIN: “I told you, it’s so you can be in charge.”

CASTIGLIONE: “Your façade has slipped. Well, I guess I could see through it from the beginning.”

BIRKIN: “Huh?”

CASTIGLIONE: “That’s a pretty flimsy plan. You just want me in the same room as him(CURTIS) so you can’t dispose of us both. How stupid are you?”

BIRKIN: “No, that’s not what I meant.”

CASTIGLIONE: “It’s a shame that your stupidity had to waste so many of my men.”

BIRKIN: “Shit!”

CASTIGLIONE: “You’re not getting out of here alive…”

DAN: “Oh, how do you figure that?”

Castiglione blew the whistle hanging around his neck. As the sound echoed through the mansion, I could hear the sound of swarming footsteps, ten, twenty… more and more just sprouting up. No, no, they’re countless. We’re talking hundreds of troops(FAMILY MEN).

Roswell and Phillip entered the room first, ready for trouble. But what caught my eye was the crowd behind them… They look familiar. I’ve seen them before, quite recently too. Yeah, it’s that guy. They’re all Samayoru. Maybe two or three hundred Samayoru. When you see that many identical faces, your instincts tell you something’s wrong. Am I dreaming? Is this an illusion?

BIRKIN: “Dan, can I ask you something?”

DAN: “Now’s not the time for romance, Birkin.”

BIRKIN: “I’m serious, don’t get mad. Are you seeing this too? An army of people with the same(SAMA-) face…”

DAN: “‘Same faces(COPIES)‘, huh. Yeah, I see them clear as day. ‘Cause they’re my prey(TARGET).”

BIRKIN: “Huh?”

DAN: “These things aren’t people. They’re tactical weapons(TERRORISTS).”

BIRKIN: “Samayoru is a tactical weapon(TERRORIST)?”

DAN: “Look, humans all share the same basic framework. Emotions and environment then give birth to individual differences. This is just basic subtraction. Subtracting the emotions and environment.”

BIRKIN: “The same framework? What are you talking about!?”

DAN: “You’re slower than usual, asking all these stupid questions. Mario is desperate. The stakes are too high.”

The inside of the mansion is becoming a strange space. Roswell and Phillip’s faces are slowly morphing into Samayoru’s.

CASTIGLIONE: “You’re going to die here, so that you can be turned into raw materials for your country.”

ROSWELL: “Come with us, Birkin. Hurry up.”

PHILLIP: “It’s only a matter of time. You can count on that drug. It never fails!”

DAN: “I can see your true colors now. What will you do?”

BIRKIN: “What will I do? The fuck do you mean?”

DAN: “You don’t understand yet?”

BIRKIN: “Understand what?”

DAN: “You’re one of them. You have the same face.”

BIRKIN: “You’re full of shit! There’s no way that’s…”

DAN: “Why would I be bullshitting you? Go look in a mirror if you don’t believe me.”

BIRKIN: “…… Goddamn it!”

I rushed to the mirror in the back of the room, certain of my appearance…

What a fucking letdown. When I looked in the mirror, Samayoru looked back.

He was smiling at me.

July 4th, 2:48 PM
Castigliones Mansion


I’m gonna die in three days.

I cried in front of my mirror until dawn. I cried and cried and cried… I couldn’t stop. Every time I saw my face, I started to cry. Samayoru would always look back at me with a ghastly grin(SMILE). He was laughing, though he wanted to cry. I wanted to laugh, but I kept crying. And so we laughed, and we cried.

He(SAMAYORU) looks like he really needs someone to talk to, even though he’s me(SAMAYORU). I guess life in hiding can get pretty boring.

SAMAYORU: “Mr. Birkin, you look well.”

BIRKIN: “You think so?”

SAMAYORU: “You’ve got a lovely smile.”

BIRKIN: “So do you. You’ve got one creepy face.”

SAMAYORU: “I agree, you make a very good impression of me.”

BIRKIN: “I’ll send your head flying.”

SAMAYORU: “One of your double home-runs? I look forward to it.”

BIRKIN: “You know, it’s strange…”

SAMAYORU: “What is?”

BIRKIN: “Whenever I meet you, it’s like I’m free from any fear of death.”

SAMAYORU: “I’m honored to be of service.”

BIRKIN: “But still, I can’t stop crying. The tears just keep on flowing.”

SAMAYORU: “And why is that?”

BIRKIN: “It can’t be sorrow, but it’s not joy either, or pain. Maybe it just means I’m ready.”

SAMAYORU: “Ah, yes, I understand your feelings all too well.”

BIRKIN: “Don’t coddle me.”

SAMAYORU: “You and I are one, Mr. Birkin. Your tears(SMILE) are my tears. Your wavering heart(SMILE) is also my own. The true depths of your resignation(SMILE) are etched inside of me as well.”

BIRKIN: “How noble. I’m amazed I could even bring myself to acknowledge your existence. Why do you haunt me?”

SAMAYORU: “You’re not the only one. Your(HEAVEN) neighbors(SMILES) are also in need of me. They’re in the same situation.”

BIRKIN: “So there’s other guys who can see you? Are they experiencing the same thing?”

SAMAYORU: “My form is visible to all your(HEAVEN) neighbors(SMILES). I don’t know the reason; however, my role is simple. I am merely a lancet that relieves their pain.”

BIRKIN: “Just a prick, huh? You think you’re really something, don’t you?”

SAMAYORU: “The tumors inside you cause unbelievable pain, that’s what creates the Smiling(HEAVEN) Faces(SMILES). To fight that pain, you need to laugh. I’m just a prick that makes you laugh(SMILE).”

BIRKIN: “I don’t get it at all.”

SAMAYORU: “You will, sooner or later. Before long, pain will become the master of your mortified body. That’s when I’ll get to work.”

BIRKIN: “Are you fucking kidding me?”

SAMAYORU: “Does this look like a face that would tell a joke?”

BIRKIN: “But you’re laughing!”

SAMAYORU: “That’s just the face I was born with.”

BIRKIN: “Bullshit.”

SAMAYORU: “You’re a funny guy, Mr. Birkin.”

BIRKIN: “Do you mind if I get something off my chest?”

SAMAYORU: “Do as you like.”

BIRKIN: “I really hate this city. I’ve had enough of it.”

SAMAYORU: “I understand.”

BIRKIN: “Everyone here is damp. Mold grows on their hearts. I mean it. If you were to open up my corpse, you’d find moss growing inside of it.”

SAMAYORU: “I understand.”

BIRKIN: “This life is a death sentence. There’s no air(CASH) flow. And I’m not talking about the humidity – you can’t get rich, no matter who you are. It’s not just a structural(SOCIETAL) issue. Once you’ve fallen off the train, you just can’t climb back on.”

SAMAYORU: “I understand.”

BIRKIN: “And yet people cling to this town, they cling to its syndicates, longing desperately for some unlikely stroke of luck that’ll finally make it worth their while. That’s what everyone does. That’s what I do.”

SAMAYORU: “I understand.”

BIRKIN: “Of course, everyone’s got a breaking point. But I’m still looking for an opening, still waiting for a chance to sneak in.”

SAMAYORU: “I understand.”

BIRKIN: “I know it’s nonsense, but I still believe that… Someday, somehow, I’m gonna get some big job. From the East Coast, or the Windy City, somewhere. I can’t let go of that hope. I’m still waiting for that day. That’s what Paradise is to me: a world within sight, but forever out of reach.”

SAMAYORU: “I understand.”

BIRKIN: “I know I’ll never reach it, I know it, and yet I can’t leave this town.”

SAMAYORU: “I understand.”

BIRKIN: “You know, you’re a really good listener…”

SAMAYORU: “There’s a trick to it.”

BIRKIN: “What’s the trick?”

SAMAYORU: “Don’t let your eyes wander.”

BIRKIN: “??”

SAMAYORU: “That’s the best way to deal with unstable people. They tend to relax when they can fix their eyes onto something immovable.”

BIRKIN: “Is that so…”

SAMAYORU: “It’s a rule of thumb. I’ve dealt with tens of thousands of people with death written on their faces, it always works.”

BIRKIN: “A wealth of experience, huh? Big deal.”

SAMAYORU: “Feel free to ask me anything. I shall answer to the best of my abilities.”

BIRKIN: “Well, there’s something that’s always on my mind. Why Curtis Blackburn? Why has he targeted me?”


BIRKIN: “Does it have something to do with you?”


BIRKIN: “Hey, are you there?”

SAMAYORU: “…… Hahaha.”

BIRKIN: “Huh?”

SAMAYORU: “Yeah, I wonder…”

BIRKIN: “Are you listening to me?”


BIRKIN: “Tell me what he wants. Why he needs to take me out. The reason he’s sunk so low as to grace a batting machine(BATMAN) like me with his acquaintance.”

SAMAYORU: “Curtis Blackburn… Who’s that?”

BIRKIN: “He’s the one who’s comin’ after me. I have no idea why. But since he sent me that death notice, you’ve suddenly entered my life, and even a ferocious devil has gotten involved… This has to be all connected, am I wrong?”

SAMAYORU: “It’s a series of silly coincidences. You’re just the kind of person who flirts with disaster(TROUBLE), Mr. Birkin.”

BIRKIN: “If you know so much, you should be able to answer. Who am I?”

SAMAYORU: “I’m afraid Zen philosophy is not my area of expertise.”

BIRKIN: “Then, who are you?”

SAMAYORU:Hahaha. What do you think?”

BIRKIN: “I changed my mind, I really don’t wanna(TABOO) know.”

SAMAYORU: “You are… Haha… Looking for punctuation in life.”

BIRKIN: “Not this shit again. You’re in control, right?”

SAMAYORU: “I can offer you an answer for what you seek.”

BIRKIN: “Alright, time to see what makes you tick…”

SAMAYORU: “You’re up to bat. Will you able to return the pitch that Curtis Blackburn is about to throw?”

BIRKIN: “Oh, that’s Phoenix… Wright8Phoenix Wright is the protagonist of Capcom’s Ace Attorney series. The Japanese text has a pun with his Japanese name, Ryuichi Naruhodo, with Naruhodo meaning “I understand”. The same pun is used in The 25th Ward.. Right or left – which kneecap will it be? Is this one OK?”

SAMAYORU:Hahaha. Please stop. Pffffft. It’s just too funny. You’re gonna break my bones! HAHAHAHA!

BIRKIN: “‘Course I am, your left knee is a bloody mess. I call it ‘stimulation(SHIGEKI)9A pun. Stimulation can also be pronounced as Shigeki (刺激). therapy‘. Try to hang in there for a bit.”

SAMAYORU:Bwahaha! Stop, stop, I’m gonna laugh myself to death! Hahahahaha! It’s too painful! Pffffft… It hurts. It hurts. It hurts! Puahahahahahaha!

BIRKIN: “I guess that wasn’t enough…”


Finally, it broke. I swung over and over at the swollen red kneecap until all that was left of it was just meat. A series of critical hits. Samayoru erupts with laughter. He’s convulsing like he’s going to die laughing.

His(SAMAYORU’S) smile was filled with madness, though. Little by little, his eyes stopped smiling. It was hard to watch. That terror was no laughing matter. A face that leaves a strong impression. He sits deeply into the sofa, looks me straight in the face, and smiles piercingly.

SAMAYORU: “Now then, let’s get down to business.”

BIRKIN: “What?”

SAMAYORU: “I shall tell you my true identity. I am the prototype for the ‘Smiling Faces‘. A ‘thing‘ manufactured in the shape of man. A person deprived of all information. All that remains is a smile.”

BIRKIN: “I don’t follow.”

SAMAYORU: “You will. Soon enough you’ll be left a husk as well.”

BIRKIN: “That’s not gonna happen.”

SAMAYORU: “Your joints are already aching, aren’t they?”

BIRKIN: “Nope, not at all, I’m fine. Picture of health.”

SAMAYORU: “You can’t lie to me, Mr. Birkin.”

BIRKIN: “Ugh!”

A sharp pain ran through my neck. It was so bad it overwhelmed me, I couldn’t stand… My consciousnessFaded… Away…

July 5th, 4:44 AM
Shigeki Birkins Apartment

I can’t believe the scene playing out in front of my eyes.

Dan Smith is standing in front of Curtis Blackburn’s special VIP seat, with Mario Castiglione’s freshly severed head as a souvenir. The air is filled by an indescribable tension. The spark of their so-called criminal power(AURA) 10The Japanese uses オーラジカラ as Furigana above the term “Criminal Power”. オーラ is “Aura”, while ジカラ is “Jikara”, a pun mixing the words Jiken/Crime (事件) and Chikara/Power (力). is giving me a headache; it’s like being exposed to some crazy electromagnetic waves.

Dan placed the miserable head onto a fruit platter that was sitting on the table. A proper Castiglione Sundae. Curtis doesn’t flinch or change expressions one bit, which irritates the hell out of Dan. And as for me… If I am still me… My bat-holding hand is drenched in sweat.

CURTIS: “Just tell me what you want, kid. No need to scare the girls.”

DAN: “How about it? I think this head should be an adequate gift. All I want in exchange is an executive11Lit. “Kanbu” (幹部), a high-ranking Yakuza. job. Not a bad deal, is it?”

CURTIS: “Don’t get ahead of yourself. You wouldn’t know what to do with that kind of generosity, so I’ll do you a favor and take you under me.”

DAN: “What, you wanna give me orders?”

CURTIS: “Not good enough for you?”

DAN: “Try me.”

CURTIS: Taking down(DOMINATING) a cocky brat like you would be a walk in the park, but… I don’t want to break your self-confidence.”

DAN: “You think you can break me? You callin’ me soft?!”

CURTIS: “It seems that way.”

DAN: “I’ll make you disappear, then.”

It’s the most explosive situation of the century.


I’m gonna die tomorrow.

There’s tons of stories about the way people live out their last days. ‘If you were to die tomorrow, what’s the last thing you’d do? ‘ is a common topic of conversation. Now, that’s a problem, because people(RETARDS) will just interject their own stupidity(BULLSHIT) with lines like ‘I’m going to die! ‘ or ‘Oh, I died for a moment, but came back to life!’, making a fuss just to be the center of attention. That kind of nonsense(BULLSHIT) doesn’t really get to the heart of the problem.

If you really are gonna die, that makes you a loser. It means there’s nothing you can do. Even if you struggle, even if you desperately latch on to lost hope, it’ll all slip through your fingers. Can’t save a goddamn thing, that’s the truth of the matter.

I’ve(THIS DUMBASS’) got maybe 24 hours left. Tomorrow morning, Curtis will begin the day with his usual jogging routine. After this little warm up, at 7:00 AM he’ll scarf down a cereal-and-protein breakfast, maybe with some coffee, a helping of fruit or a tarte if he likes sweet. At around 8:00 AM he’ll be nice and refreshed and ready to get to work.

Which means I’ll be dead before 9:00 AM. That’s the safe bet. Wait a minute though… He might consider the stroke of midnight to be the start of the new day, and come meet me then. If that’s the case, I don’t even have 24 hours! You’ve gotta be shitting me. That’s a pretty important detail! I guess I’d better call ahead and find out what time Curtis will come get me. Wait, who am I even gonna call? If I call Curtis, it’s gonna be a pretty short chat. Nothing more stupid(BRAINDEAD) than a murder victim(LOSER) calling his killer(SOME ASSHOLE). Okay then, someone in his(CURTIS’) entourage? Pedro would’ve been my first choice, but he’s probably still bitter about being stripped naked and locked in the bathroom. I sent his new wife, Pamela, some juicy pictures as a wedding gift. I sure hope he enjoyed his fun little bath time, getting blackout drunk with those cute girls(BUNNY GIRLS), ’cause payback‘s a bitch.

I’m at my wit’s end. I’ve got no choice but to call in another favor from Mills. But first… There is one thing I need to do before I die. If I’m gonna die tomorrow, this’ll be the last thing I do.

July 6th, 0:18 PM
Shigeki Birkins Apartment

I’ve never felt any desire to fall in love like a normal person.

But sometimes, love has a way of falling into your lap while you’re looking away. I know it’s just some meaningless bullshit. Strangely enough though… When you know you’re about to die, meaningless things tend to take on a life of their own, a new flavor. It’s impressive how the smallest things can kickstart your survival instinct. I’m not talking about me, just life in general. For me at least, that way of thinking still feels strange.

I know I’ve been pretty vague, but I’ve reached my limit. That’s all I’m gonna say. I’m never going to admit that I’ve been hangin’ around the library lately, or that I’ve been readin’ philosophy books for no reason. Schopenhauer and Nietzsche, all for nothing. I thought that’d give me enough topics for a week’s worth of conversation… But I’m not gonna survive the week, am I… That’s no good, I’m just makin’ myself depressed. Point is, I want to talk to the library lady(DECKER)! If I could just caress her blonde hair, if she would grant me that wish, I could die happy.

Is it just me, or is it hot in here? I feverishly pick out a book. Grab some Sartre, head for the reception. I’m so nervous I almost trip on my feet.

DECKER: “Hello there.”

BIRKIN: “Hey.”

DECKER: “I see you got another complicated book today.”

BIRKIN: “It’s ’cause I’m an idiot. I need these books to get smart.”

DECKER: “Oh no, I’m the idiot here. Even with my job being what it is, I can’t make heads or tails of these books. I only read Harlequin romances.”

BIRKIN: “That’s amazing! Harlequin romances are true philosophy. The Bible of our times.”

DECKER: “You really think so?”

BIRKIN: “Absolutely.”

DECKER: “I guess I should be pleased. I don’t get many compliments.”

BIRKIN: “Your name? What is your name?”

DECKER: “It’s written on the plate…”

BIRKIN: “Your first name.”

CLAUDIA: “Claudia Decker.”

BIRKIN: “Well, Claudia, wanna get out of here?”

CLAUDIA: “But I still have work to do…”

BIRKIN: “Is it important?”

CLAUDIA: “Not really.”

BIRKIN: “So we’re good to go!”

CLAUDIA: “Where to?”

BIRKIN: “Outside.”

CLAUDIA: “The outside world?”

BIRKIN: “That’s right. The whole wide world awaits.”

CLAUDIA: “I’ve been set free…”

BIRKIN: “Follow me.”

I grabbed Claudia’s hand and ran outta there. I can’t believe this beautiful woman would give me the time of day. I wish the clock would stop ticking so that this moment could last forever. My chest is pounding and my heart is fluttering. I stop running once we reach the park, where you can see Seattle Tower. I’m out of breath and out of words. Claudia, with her cheeks just a bit flushed, looks even more beautiful and sweet.

I wonder, is the face she sees still my own(UGLY MUG)? Last I checked in the mirror, I was still smiling(SAMAYORU). But maybe, just maybe, the face reflected in her(CLAUDIA’S) eyes would be the one of our first meeting(THAT DUMBASS).

CLAUDIA: “I haven’t ran this much since track and field. My legs hurt…”


CLAUDIA: “I’m fine. It felt good, refreshing.”

BIRKIN: “I still can’t believe it.”

CLAUDIA: “Me neither. This is the first time I’ve skipped out on work.”

BIRKIN: “Not that – I mean, being here with you.”

CLAUDIA: “I always dreamed that someday, a mysterious stranger would take me away to see the world…”

BIRKIN: “You too, huh?”

CLAUDIA: “And when I first saw you. Mr. Birkin…”

BIRKIN: “Call me Shigeki.”

CLAUDIA: “When I saw you, Shigeki, I knew you were the one.”

BIRKIN: “Claudia, please listen to me. I don’t have much time, so I promise I’ll keep this(MY SPEECH)12In the original Japanese text, “my speech” is literally Kudoki. short. I give you my word that I truly mean everything I’m about to tell you. I have been in love with you since I first saw you, three months ago. I fell for you right away. I’ve been thinkin’ of nothing but you. I tried to forget by throwing myself into my job, but it didn’t work. You still dwelled within my heart. But today, my prayers were answered. Claudia, I love you with all my heart!”

CLAUDIA: “Your smile… You’re scaring me…”

I suddenly grabbed my metal bat and took a full swing. Claudia’s brain was a beautiful, innocent shade of pink, and it fell down like scattered cherry blossoms. In the end, before dying, I didn’t manage to do anything.

July 6th, 2:52 PM
Seattle Tower

Mills invited me to a first-class restaurant.

This could be my Last Supper… My goal is to empty his pockets and drink the finest wine he can afford.

BIRKIN: “Has anything changed?”

MILLS: “I know you feel strongly about it, but I still don’t like the idea of formal attire.”

BIRKIN: “I’m choosing the wine.”

MILLS: “Sure, go ahead.”

We drank more than 10 bottles.

MILLS: “If you drink that much, they’ll all taste the same.”

BIRKIN: “There’s still some of the branded stuff left.”

MILLS: “At least leave me a glass, Birkin. I brought a present for you. That’s why I called.”

BIRKIN: “And this present comes with a catch, I’m sure.”

MILLS: “Of course. A catch, and a lot of caution. I had to go behind quite a few backs to get this stuff(SHIT). Here, have your pick.”

BIRKIN: “It’s a pill case… The hell’s this?”

MILLS: “Open it and you’ll see.”

BIRKIN: “… Oh? This a fucking joke?”

MILLS: “This stuff(SHIT)‘s what you really need. The red and blue capsule will blow your consciousness away in a haze of confusion. If you take it on the tower’s observation deck, it’ll be over before you know it. The yellow and purple capsule will make you bleed out in less than a minute. The white and black one accelerates the progression of Smiling Face(HEAVEN SMILE). Gulp it down, give it five seconds, and BOOM! Youre blown to smithereens. You can choose whichever of these miracle cures(STEROIDS) you like.”

BIRKIN: “Is this really any better than being killed?”

MILLS: “Don’t underestimate Curtis.”

BIRKIN: “Trust me, I wont. I met him yesterday. That guy’s the worst of the worst(PURE DARKNESS).”

MILLS: “You’re going to die either way, swallowing a pill(STEROID) is at least painless. I’m saying this for your own good. There’s no reason to hesitate.”

BIRKIN: “What happens if I take all of ’em?”

MILLS: “Don’t be an idiot.”

BIRKIN: “Well then, watch this idiot go to town.”

MILLS: “Stop it! Birkin!”

BIRKIN:Gulp. 3… 4… 5… 6… 7? I count 10 seconds.”

MILLS: “You jackass…”

BIRKIN:Placebos(CANDIES) don’t work on me.”

MILLS: “I guess the batting machine(BATMAN) isn’t all talk. I’ll toast to your stubbornness.”

BIRKIN: “If you’re going for the Romanée, lemme at it first. And then call Curtis.”

MILLS:Bullseye, huh… Curtis is waiting to hear from you. I’m just an ordinary messenger.”

BIRKIN: “Bullshit. You’re an awful messenger. If you fuck me over on this, I’m knockin’ your head out of the park.”

July 6th, 10:30 PM
Ristorante Dioxin

Special Interview – Story & Characters

The next installment of the episodic novel ‘Killer is Dead’ will be the final one. In this special episode we asked Goichi Suda, its author, to describe its story and characters.


The expression of a novel

The idea behind this novel was not to adapt the entirety of killer7, but rather to depict a part of the killer7 world as seen through the eyes of a character who does not appear in the game. It is set in the past, so I decided to have the story take place in Seattle, where Dan and Curtis were located. This was actually my first time writing a novel, so it was quite refreshing. In a game, the text is only part of the overall picture, with the programmers implementing the visuals and sounds. So the story ends up coming together through not just words, and it changes through the interaction of these elements. That’s why it doesn’t just come straight from my head, but it is built in real time by the cooperation of all staff members. This time I’m working alone, so I can’t really fool anybody (laughs).

The connection between the world of Killer is Dead and the game

In ‘Killer is Dead’, the persona of Dan existed decades before the events of the game, during a time when the existence of the Heaven Smiles was not yet public, and they were still in the manufacturing phase. How did the Heaven Smiles come to be? The story shows how Dan and Curtis were part of that process. By the way, Samayoru is also one of the triggers for the birth of Heaven Smile.

Samayoru is a hallucination, but he also represents the idea of looking into a mirror and seeing someone who’s completely different. Samayoru is the connection point between human and monster, as one turns into a Heaven Smile. In other words, he is a kind of ‘neighbor’. Birkin turns into Samayoru because he has been administered a drug manufactured in Antwerp, as he was taking part in clinical trials for money.

Originally, I wrote a scenario about the scientists which were involved in developing the drug, but it was not clear how it was distributed and weaponized. That’s why I opted to have Birkin act as a test subject.

In the game, you can see that Dan and Curtis share a history. Unfortunately, the scenario depicting their storied and tense relationship was cut. That’s why I thought of including it in a supplementary work. In this novel, I wanted to show their teacher-student relationship.

Paradise – Greenland –

Paradise – Greenland – is a location where to escape for the characters in the story. It is a place where you can escape from reality. Depending on the person, it could mean ‘death’ or something else entirely. All of these things are represented by Paradise – Greenland -.

The Final Chapter

One of the major themes of the story is whether Birkin dies or not, so I’m currently thinking about how to conclude the story. Will he become a Heaven Smile? Will he killed by Curtis? There are a number of fateful conclusions that I’m thinking about writing in an interesting manner. Incidentally, of the options that remain to Birkin, there aren’t any that will allow him to survive, are there? (laughs) But I think it’s still interesting to try and predict how the final chapter will play out.


Shigeki Birkin

Birkin is an ordinary assassin. I wanted to write a grounded character, as opposed to those who appear in killer7. How do ordinary people see Curtis and Dan? What kind of people are they? These are the sorts of questions I wanted to answer. When it comes to characters who appear during the game, Mills and Birkin are of similar status. The story is shown through the point of view of the assassin, Birkin, and I feel that he turned out to be quite good a character. Actually, there were only a few scenes of Birkin working, so now that I look back on it, maybe I should have included more depictions of his assassin job. As for Birkin’s killing technique, the reason why he uses a bat was because I wanted to name him “Batman.” So I named him Batman first, and then I decided he would kill with a bat. (laughs)

Dan Smith

Since Dan is surprisingly chatty in this era, I thought it would interesting to give him a lot of dialogue. I had fun. Even though he’s younger, his personality is not much different from the one depicted in killer7. However, since a lot of his scenes were cut from the game, he comes off as a lot more talkative. Even as a young man, you can probably pick up on Dan’s cruel nature.

Curtis Blackburn

Curtis is the end point of the story, so I didn’t think about his depiction too much. You should look forward to the final episode to see how he’s involved. It’s going to revolve around a face-off between Curtis and Birkin, in the truest sense of the word, so I hope you enjoy it.

Christopher Mills

He’s very young in this story, about 12 years old. Despite his age, he has an important job and he’s really good at networking. I wanted to write about Mills as a high-level informant when he was 12 or 13 years old. Because of that, I’m not sure if his age really came across in the finished story… I wanted to give the readers a glimpse of the Seattle Underworld, but I’m not sure it was conveyed properly. What do you think?

Claudia Decker

When it comes to Claudia, I wanted to write a love story for Birkin. It’s just that… It doesn’t end well. (laughs) I wanted to depict another grounded part of Birkin’s life, rather than focusing exclusively on his work. It’s a good love story, but a very short one. (laughs)

Other Characters

This is more about the novel in general, but I wanted to depict the dark side of this era, one that reeks of dust and mold, and is very damp. I wanted to portray the atmosphere surrounding those who live at the bottom rungs of society, which I could not express in the game. I think the presence of characters like Mario and Pedro helped bring that idea to life… Show that dark side. Although they belong to a higher class than Birkin, they still manage to convey that smell of mold. I guess this is a story about people who can’t walk on the main streets.

Originally, Birkin was supposed to appear in the game itself. He was in the very first drraft. I’ve wanted to depict Birkin properly since then, and I’m glad I got the chance to do so.

The next episode is going to be the actual end of ‘killer7’, in a sense. After that, it’s going to be over. It makes me quite emotional, so I don’t want to write it yet. But don’t worry, the wait’s not going to be as long as the countdown to Tatsumi Fujinami’s retirement (laughs).

[TL NOTE: Tatsumi Fujinami is a Japanese Pro Wrestler from NJPW. He is known for often announcing his retirement and then going back on his word, with his countdown (i.e. the series of matches preceding retirement) being even longer than that of Antonio Inoki.]

Summary & Analysis:


July 1st, 11:45 AM
Shigeki Birkin’s Apartment

Our protagonist is Shigeki Birkin, a professional killer nicknamed “Batman” due to his weapon of choice. The story begins with him receiving a letter and getting so upset at the postman’s attitude that he decides to kill him on the spot.
The letter turns out to have been sent by Curtis Blackburn, declaring that Birkin has been marked for death and only has seven days to live. Curtis is already known in the Seattle underground as a fearless assassin who never misses his mark.

Just as Birkin is considering his course of action and which Paradise to escape to, positing Greenland as an option, Dan Smith bursts into his apartment and shoots, and Birkin passes out.

July 1st, 2:32 PM
Parking Lot of the Diner ‘Knoxville’

Birkin has a meeting with 12-years-old informant Christopher Mills. While Birkin would like nothing more than to kill the kid, especially as he was five hours late (which might be Birkin over-exaggerating, considering he was in his apartment less than three hours before), he acknowledges that there’s channels that are open only to him, and that killing him would disrupt the balance of the Seattle underground.

Their meeting spot, the Parking lot of the diner “Knoxville”, is likely a reference to Johnny Knoxville from Jackass, whom Suda is a fan of to the point of using him as an inspiration for the character of Travis Touchdown later in his career.

Mills’ unrealistic reach compared to his young age seem to indicate that he was already under the employment of the United States Government. There is actually some real life precedent for the USA infiltrating underage operatives in the criminal underworld; Most notably, the case of White Boy Rick.

Through their conversation, it is revealed that Mills previously provided Birkin with illegal, untested drugs, that Birkin would take in exchange for a fee to act as a test subject. In his narration, he comments on how the previous drug actually gave him severe pain in his joints and lymphonodes, a pain that he could not possibly conceive, and ended up in the hospital, where he murdered the doctor.

In Japan, compensating people to act as test subjects for experimental drugs is actually legal.

This practice has also been parodied in the videogame Yakuza 0.

Japanese drug tests as depicted in Yakuza 0.

With Killer is Dead being set in the USA, namely in Seattle, these tests could not happen under color of law, which is why criminal syndicates are involved.

In the real world, western governments involved in unethical medical experimentation usually rely on plausible deniability and emergency use authorizations in order to turn foreign or local populations into unwitting or unwilling guinea pigs; some known examples include the Tuskegee and Guatemalan Syphilis experiments and the AIDS crisis.
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Through their conversation, Birkin reveals to Mills that he has been marked for death by Blackburn, and asks him to keep an eye on him. Mills refers to Blackburn as a “true friend” (implying that they are associates) and that he might be able to save his life.

As Mills drives away, Dan Smith once again appears before Birkin, declaring that he’s the only one who can kill Blackburn and send Birkin to Paradise.


July 2nd, 11:00AM
Shigeki Birkin’s Apartment

Birkin reflects in his appartment on the origin of his nickname, the Batman, and on how disappointing his targets have been in the past years, although he is disturbed by the memory of the man he killed the previous night.

July 2nd, 2:30 AM
Construction site of Horizon Tower.

The Horizon Tower was actually a location meant to appear in killer7, but was scrapped during development. It would have acted as Curtis Blackburns’ base of operations in the 70s, as killer7 was originally going to have a double story structure where the game would jump back and forth from the past to the future.

This segment is Birkin’s memory of the previous night’s events. A man named Samayoru was sitting next to a pile of hundreds of Asian-looking corpses. Birkin’s job is to kill Samayoru, but first, Samayoru (who also appears to be his client. That is to say, he seems to be the one who requested his own death.) instructs him to take care of said corpses, smashing their faces to ‘erase their identity’.

The idea of identity erasure turns up several times through the story, specifically when showing the difference in killing ability between Dan Smith and Birkin himself: Shigeki, a more grounded assassin, does not understand the idea of ‘erasing’ someone, and he is only able to kill people. It is an idea that was originally presented in The Silver, though it was not named as such until The 25th Ward; That’s how the members of the Heinous Crimes Unit are able to completely eradicate ‘transmittable’ crimes, by ‘erasing’ the source, rather than killing it.

Birkin complies with the order, but when questioning Samayoru on the purpose of beating up a bunch of corpses, the man refuses to answer. Birkin theorizes that Samayoru might want to make the corpses unrecognizable, but Samayoru denies that motive. After a short conversation about Birkin’s life choices as a bat-carrying assassin, he complies with the contract and kills his target.

Samayoru’s speech about the fact that Birkin may have, in fact, idolized the super-hero Batman (which he denies) hints at a softer side of the character, one that will become more apparent in his relationship with Claudia Decker and ties into his depiction as a more ‘grounded’ assassin than those present in killer7 proper, as he is not fully able to dehumanize himself.

July 2nd, 11:30 AM
Shigeki Birkin’s Apartment

The narration picks up from the end of the first segment of this chapter. We are back in Birkin’s apartment and it is revealed that he contracted Dan Smith to kill off Curtis Blackburn in order to save his own life, or in the worst case scenario, at least enact revenge.
Dan attempts to teach Birkin how to ‘erase’ a being, and while he does not manage to reach that level, he at least improves his assassination techniques.

July 2nd, 3:11 PM
Construction site of a new building

In order to scrounge together some cash and test his new skills, Birkin takes on a contract from a different informant called ‘Rare’ Ray Zack (The name might be a wrestling reference, though I am not sure). As opposed to Mills, who won’t lift a finger unless huge payouts are involved, “Rare” would also provide lower-level contracts.
Ray contracts Birkin to kill a certain man, sitting alone in an unfinished room of a construction site. However, Birkin realizes his target is Samayoru again, the same man he killed the previous night, welcoming him to Paradise in a line reminiscent of Chapter 17 of Flower, Sun and Rain.


July 3rd, 7:05 PM
Shigeki Birkin’s Apartment

Birkin monologues about his situation, and on his impotence in facing up to either Curtis Blackburn or Dan Smith.
Mills is in the apartment with Birkin, and he warns him that the guys from Antwerp, who previously provided him with the experimental drugs, are also after him. Everyone else who acted as a test subject has been killed except for him.
Their conversation is interrupted by an incoming car, coming to kill Mills.

Considering Birkin and Mills escaping the assassins is mentioned in the following paragraph, I can only imagine that the “PM” in the header is actually a typo, with the scene actually taking place at 7:05 AM. As such I took the liberty of correcting it in the above translation.

July 3rd, 1:30 PM
Hotel Don’t Move

Having escaped the Antwerp hitmen, Mills accompanies Birkin to the Hotel ‘Don’t Move’ and silently leaves him. After a chat with the receptionist, reminiscent of Garcian’s chat with Edo Macallister in the Smile chapter, Birkin is told that a meeting with Blackburn was arranged for him on the top floor, and realizes the entire place is probably owned by him.

“The top floor, please use the elevator in the back!”

While terrified, Birkin decides to go through with the meeting, as it is apparently essential for the plan him and Dan have concocted to ultimately kill Blackburn.
Once he steps into the top floor room, Birkin is instead faced by Samayoru, who once again demands to be killed by him. Birkin informs him that as many times as he kills him, he just won’t be able to ‘erase’ him, making the whole exercise pointless. He does, however, comply with the order.

July 3rd, 6:12 PM
Hotel Don’t Move

Birkin monologues about two of his contractors, Phillip and Roswell, who have taken advantage of him in the past by cutting or delaying his pay. They work for the local mafia boss Mario Castiglione, whose relationship with Curtis Blackburn’s syndicate is growing more and more tense by the day. That is to say that eventually, one will have to kill the other in order to take control of the Seattle underworld.
His narration is interrupted by the Receptionist, informing him that a guest has arrived to meet him.
Birkin is met by Pedro Montana, Curtis Blackburn’s full time lawyer, bringing a stack of documents in order to confirm Shigeki Birkin’s identity beyond any reasonable doubt to prepare for his upcoming killing.
Birkin easily overpowers Montana’s bodyguards and takes him hostage, resolving to contact Dan Smith.


July 4th, 10:18 AM
Hotel Don’t Move

Birkin uses Mills to broker a deal; In exchange for Montana’s safety, Birkin and Dan will act as the middlemen in the negotiations between Castiglione and Blackburn. Their ultimate objective being to set up a trap to kill both men. The details are discussed over dinner at the hotel.

July 4th, 12:00 PM
Castiglione’s Mansion

Dan and Birkin are driving to Castiglione’s mansion. During their drive, they provoke each other with puns which eventually results in Dan shooting off Birkin’s pinky finger. Interestingly enough, Dan already refers to himself as a member of the killer7, implying that the Smith Syndicate was already referred to as such before the Union Hotel massacre.
They also refer to their killing skills as ‘Criminal Power’, a term that is never used in killer7 proper but is a core tenant of The Silver Case and The 25th Ward, specifically referring to one’s ability to commit violent crimes. This form of dehumanization grants a person almost supernatural powers, and stands as the core divide between Shigeki Birkin, a more grounded assassin, and someone like Dan Smith, a member of the killer7.

July 4th, 2:48 PM
Castiglione’s Mansion

Dan and Birkin face off against Castiglione’s henchmen. Dan manages to drop hundreds of them, and Birkin notices how Dan’s ability to dodge bullets puts him in a completely different league as a killing machine than himself, again tying back to their difference in Criminal Power.
After all the henchmen are taken care of, Dan and Birkin finally meet Castiglione. Birkin tries to convince Dan to spare Castiglione so that the meeting can take place, but Dan seems reluctant to comply.

Birkin tries to convince Castiglione that their show of force was meant to impress Castiglione into hiring them to take down Blackburn so that he can remain top dog in the Seattle underworld. Castiglione, however, is not convinced by their argument and surmises that they are not to be trusted. By blowing a whistle, Castiglione summons a full blown army of henchmen who quickly surround them. Outside of Phillips and Roswell, Birkin recognizes all the other soldiers as Samayoru.
Dan confirms that the men do, indeed, all look identical.

Early depiction of Heaven Smiles as humans.

This is where Dan explains that the Samayorus Birkin has been encountering are prototypical versions of what would ultimately be the “Heaven Smile”. It should be noted that the Heaven Smiles were portrayed as fully human in earlier versions of the game, and were also shown as human in the animated intro of the Sunset chapter.

Phillips and Roswell try to get Birkin to their side, which is when we are given a second revelation: Birkin himself is also turning into Samayoru, which he confirms by looking into a mirror. The experimental drug that he took being responsible for his transformation.

Sunset’s animated intro.

This is where a lot of the puzzle pieces come together; we can easily infer that the mountain of corpses next to the first Samayoru was also a batch of Heaven Smiles. It’s also a further hint that Mills, at his young age, could already be a Government employee. We are told in Hand in killer7, namely in the Jaco Reports, that the world order establishing that the Heaven Smiles would be the source of terrorism with the killer7 being the only ones able to stop them had been decided in government talks:

In the decision of the meeting, twenty-eight years ago, Japan’s destruction was mentioned. So were the Heaven Smiles. And, of course, Killer7 . . . .
Why are the Killer7 able to kill the Heaven Smiles? Because it was decided, in the beginning, all that time ago. The balance of power in the concessions, twenty-eight years ago, determined it.

Report #23

The date mentioned in the report, ’28 years ago’, refers to 1982. Although no date is ever mentioned in the story itself, through Mills’ age we can infer it takes place in 1973. (Mills is forty-nine years old in 2010, as stated in Hand in Killer7. Him being twelve in this short story, places it 37 years before 2010.)

Looking at the Hand in Killer7 timeline further confirms this:

[ 1973 ]
Harman Smith lost his chess game against Kun Lan.

As part of his loss, Harman promised to give Kun Lan control over the major cities of the west coast of the United States of America. Harman began the process by sending DAN SMITH to Curtis Blackburn in Seattle, to destroy the small gangs there and establish Blackburn’s control.

CHRISTOPHER MILLS, as a young boy, became Blackburn’s informant and entered the world of underground society.


So it is possible that the Heaven Smile virus/drug was initially being developed independently (the story suggests its origin point being Germany, but also implies it might be a fake lead, mentioning Antwerp in Belgium as a different origin point) before being formally adopted as a tool of control. The timeline also outright states that Mills is Blackburn’s informant, explaining his earlier line about Curtis being a “true friend”.


July 5th, 4:44 AM
Shigeki Birkin’s Apartment

In Japanese, the number 4 is indicative of “death”. Therefore, the specific time indicated here is a numerical pun indicating that “it’s time to die”.

Birkin has a conversation with himself as Samayoru in the mirror. Samayoru reveals that he makes himself known to all of the ‘neighbors’ (people who have been infected with Heaven Smile) as a sort of companion to take away the fear of death. Birkin interprets his own tears when looking as Samayoru as him being ‘ready to go’. The iconic Heaven Smile laughter is revealed as a side-effect of the tumors that the virus grows inside the host’s body (thus explaining Birkin’s previous comment about his lymphonodes).
Birkin also reflects on the economic mechanisms that keep him tied to Seattle despite always intending to leave.

Samayoru refuses to elaborate on Blackburn’s motive in targeting Birkin, but after a torture session (which I can only surmise happened within Birkin’s mind or in the spiritual plane) he at least reveals his identity as a prototype ‘Smiling Face’. A ‘Smiling Face’ being a person who has been drained of all information. In other words, a person turned into an empty husk, with the only purpose of acting as a weapon. Samayoru claims that is going to be Birkin’s ultimate fate, and Birkin passes out.

July 5th, 8:06 PM
‘Rolling Thunder’ Nightclub

Dan Smith presents Castiglione’s head to Blackburn in exchange for a high ranking position in his syndicate. Blackburn and Dan exchange some threats. Birkin is present at the scene, possibly to try and negotiate his survival.

This sheds some light on Dan Smith’s motives; by looking at the Hand in Killer7 timeline i cited earlier, we know that Dan’s ultimate objective was always to infiltrate the Blackburn syndicate and take out its competition, under orders from Harman.

As noted by friend of the Hotel and Asian Spiritualist Nyarlathotep, the name ‘Rolling Thunder’ must be in reference to Operation Rolling Thunder, during the Vietnam war.


July 6th, 0:18 PM
At Shigeki Birkin’s Apartment

Birkin muses on his remaining options during his last day on earth. After careful consideration and some spicy details about Pedro’s marriage, he elects to try and ask Mills for one last favour.

July 6th, 2:52 PM
At Seattle Tower.

With his death incoming, Birkin decides to chase love one last time. He narrates on how he had been visiting the same librarian in hopes of connecting to her. On his final day, he manages to strike a conversation with her and the two run out of the building together. Birkin ponders on whether the face she sees is his own, or Samayoru’s. After confessing his feelings for her, Claudia comments on how Birkin’s smiling face is scaring her, after which he is overcome with the urge to kill and smashes her head in with a metal bat.

July 6th, 10:30 PM
At Ristorante Dioxin.

Birkin meets with Mills at a high class restaurant. Mills presents Birkin with three pills: One of them will numb his senses so that he’ll be able to kill himself painlessly, one will kill him outright by causing massive bleeding, and the other will accelerate the progression of Heaven Smile, turning Birkin into a human bomb. Birkin, recognizing this as a bluff, takes all three pills at once with no effect. He then prompts Mills to call Blackburn, after which Mills reveals that Blackburn has been waiting for his call, and that he is merely acting as a messenger.

How could the story have ended?

This is clearly speculation on my part. The story has never been properly completed, leaving a bunch of questions unanswered.

For once, why did Blackburn mark Birkin for death? The only conclusion I can come to is that Castiglione was backed by Antwerp, and taking out “Smiling Faces” was Blackburn’s way of undermining Castiglione’s influence. As we know from killer7, Blackburn himself eventually takes over organ trafficking routes that are used as raw materials to construct more Heaven Smiles. That is to say, he took over Castiglione’s market of manufacturing terrorism.

It is obvious that Dan Smith was just using Birkin to get a meeting with Castiglione, so that he could use the killing of Castiglione as a gateway into the Seattle Self Defence Force. Which initially led me to theorize the letter itself might be a fake, used by Dan Smith to set up the whole situation. That wouldn’t match up with Pedro Montana, Curtis Blackburn’s lawyer, going to such lengths to confirm Birkin’s identity however. Blackburn definitely had a motive, but what that motive was, we’ll never really know.

Would Birkin have survived? Could he have made his way to Paradise? I personally don’t like his chances, considering that both Antwerp and the Blackburn syndicate wanted him dead, all the while he was being consumed by Heaven Smile.
I suspect that Dan Smith would have been the one to kill him. He did set that up by saying that he was the one to bring Birkin to Paradise, and also, we know that Dan eventually does join the ranks of the Seattle SDF until he is shot in the basketball court in 1975. The killer7, as we established, are also the only ones ‘allowed’ to execute Heaven Smiles.
That being said, I cannot discount a twist ending in which Birkin somehow survived. I just find it very unlikely.

Connection to killer7:

While reading the story doesn’t add much to the context of killer7 proper, it gives us a glimpse of the fact that the world order that is portrayed in the game was already being built as far back as the 70s. Seemingly unrelated events do line up in a cohesive narrative when looked at from the lens of history.

Ulmeyda being consumed by the Heaven Smile virus.

For one, according to HiK7 the current world order was only decided upon in 1982, and according to the game itself the world was only exposed to the ‘Smiling Faces’ terrorism in 2003. KiD shows us how the development of Heaven Smile was already underway in the 1970s, to the point of having reached a testing phase, predating all the societal changes we see in the game by at least 25 years. It is also interesting to note how the ‘religious’ aspect of Heaven Smile is completely absent at this point, indicating how their denotation as holy warriors only exists as a convenient label to support a specific world order. In the end, a Heaven Smile is nothing more than a human weapon, to be used at one’s convenience.

In the game, Andrey Ulmeyda imbibes the Heaven Smile virus in hopes of naturally developing antibodies, but he is consumed by it, which is probably a similar condition as what Birkin endured.

Connection to Travis Strikes Again:

Birkin’s debut in TSA’s attract mode.

Shigeki Birkin eventually made his on-screen debut in the 2019 game Travis Strikes Again. The game’s alternative attract mode, which was included in an update a week after the game’s release, directly references the events of Killer is Dead, positing that Birkin eventually managed to escape from Blackburn’s death sentence by selling out Dan Smith to him.

The game also included a short Visual Novel campaign, detailing Birkin’s backstory and how he came to become an assassin under the employment of the Castiglione mafia. (The organization is mentioned as operating in the pacific north-west, where Seattle is located, in a surprising piece of consistency.)

Badman Strikes Back.

Keep in mind none of these events actually have to line up with the game killer7, as it takes place in an alternate history compared to Travis Strikes Again, in which Japan never got razed by bombings and air travel was never outlawed. That is to say that the Dan Smith, Christopher Mills and Curtis Blackburn who appear or are otherwise mentioned in TSA, effectively have nothing to do with the same characters from killer7.

However, even when only taking Killer is Dead into account, one has to ignore certain details for the storylines to line up.

First of all, in the context of killer7, the short story was implied to have taken place in July of 1973. In the context of TSA, the end of the Castiglione mafia has to happen sometime between 2007 (the date of Badgirl’s death) and 2017 (when TSA takes place). Luckily, no dates are ever mentioned in the short story itself, making this retcon quite painless.
When Birkin mentions that Travis has been off the radar for “seven years”, he’s actually referring to the passage of time between No More Heroes 2 (2010) and TSA (2017), during which Travis was in hiding. It is unknown why Birkin did not take a shot at him while Travis was still residing in Santa Destroy; he might have had no way of making a move without alerting Dan Smith.

Through the course of TSA, Birkin is referred to as ‘Badman’ rather than ‘Batman’, although that is also easily reconcilable. Unless I am mistaken he is never referred to as ‘Badman’ in the prequel VN, and he might have changed his nickname to honor his dead daughter once his path to revenge was set. It should be noted that he actually does refer to himself as a ‘Badman’ once in the original short story.

Obviously, KiD made absolutely no reference to Birkin having a daughter, which is harder to ignore. In fact, Birkin mentions being 29 in the short story, which is just nonsensical when applied to the context of TSA where he lost a 23-years-old daughter, unless she was born in Cambodia. The Heaven Smile drugs are also never mentioned within the context of TSA, along with the loss of his pinky finger. Moreover, Birkin’s backstory in TSA makes it clear that his head is held together by his signature mask due to the various head traumas he suffered. While KiD does not elaborate on his physical appearance, several scenes require him to be unmasked to make sense.

All this to say that, while certain details do line up (for example, Birkin is shown driving the same Trans Am in TSA), Birkin’s backstory has been altered in order to fit the context of the No More Heroes series, meaning the short story in question can’t be considered fully canonical to those games.

Shigeki Birkin eventually met his end in No More Heroes 3 at the hands of a blue space alien which is a real plot point in a real game.