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Breaking news! The bombing of the Hawaiian refugee center perpetrated by Heaven Smiles earlier this morning seems to have sparked a new wave of goblinophobia within the general population and the police force alike.
While the specist hashtags #GoblinsGottaGo and #GoblinsGate kept trending on Twitter in support of the Human Nationalist proposal of banning Goblins, Barrels, and Gems from public buildings, police officer Evil Badguy shot an unarmed Goblin citizen Uur’lok Pozzik (aspiring rap genius, STEM aficionado, activist and astronaut) for seemingly no reason during a peaceful protest inside Jerry’s apartment.
Police Chief Naught White described this development as “disturbing” and immediately ordered Badguy’s execution by firing squad.
The explosion killed 9,001 Ugandan children and wounded five.

UPDATE HISTORY:
20/05/2024 – Added pages for Theatre51 and Cinema51.
13/04/2024 – Added more Twilight and Moonlight Syndrome commercials.
05/04/2024 – Moonlight Syndrome: Complete Data File has also been scanned.
04/04/2024 – BigManJapanSC has provided us with scans for the Twilight Syndrome Truth Files, and the Moonlight Syndrome Playstation Victory Special and Deep Psyche Files. I’m implementing online readers for all of the scanned books.
23/03/2024 – Searcher has imported the narration tracks from the iOs version of Frog Minutes into the Android version, meaning you can now pick and choose which narrator you want for the game. Instructions are on this page.
22/03/2024 – I have been too busy to update the website for a while, so I just rolled out a few updates today.
First of all, Frog Minutes on Android has been found by an unnamed PH51 employee who harbors the momentum of violence in his heart. It can be played on NOX Player.
Secondly, I have been sent the .ipa files for Sine Mora and Liberation Maiden by MEGAnaire of Death Blow Icons. You can download them from the GhM WORKS page.
Lastly, I have updated some of the development history pages with additional information. Added some details about the potential remake to the Flower, Sun, and Rain page, info about the Contact phone game to the One Night Kiss page (thanks again to MEGAnaire) which has also been added to GhM WORKS, some information about the later ports to the No More Heroes page, the latest news about the SotD port on the Kurayami page, included a brilliant summary of Scott Pilgrim for context on the No More Heroes 2 page, and the Minor Projects and GhM Universe pages have been updated to reflect the fact that Frog Minutes has been found. I also did another round of clean up to remove some repetitions and grammatical errors to assuage my autism.
09/02/2024 – New banner for GhM WORKS by BYYONI. And with that, all the section banners are done after only two years! Special thanks to Johnny Casket, Rake, Arthur, BYYONI, Funny Man and Dilemma!
13/01/2024 – New banners (finally!) for the Kurayami and SUDA51 WORKS sections thanks to friend of the Hotel and indie dev BYYONI!
12/01/2024 – The 2005 Suda51 manga, Death Sentence, has been scanned and translated.
05/01/2024 – The video translation for Champion Road, Super Fire Pro Wrestling Special’s single-player campaign, has been redone from scratch. For all data hoarders out there, direct downloads are also available. Happy new year!
28/12/2023 – Added trailers for Super Fire Pro Wrestling III: Final Bout and Super Fire Pro Wrestling Special
10/12/2023 – Added a few more collaborations to Other GhM. Archived the anime short in Other Suda.
04/12/2023 – I have re-written and re-structured the whole Kill the Past page. You might noticed I trimmed a lot; none of that information is going to be lost, I’ll just fold it into the more in-depth breakdowns. As it is, I think the page serves its purpose of a basic outline and introduction better than it did before. I also updated the Site Map slightly (check the bottom, words can’t hurt you) so that hopefully the website’s more intuitive to navigate (it’s 300+ pages so you’ll just have to deal with the fact not everything can be one click away). Lastly, I mirrored the video translation of One Night Kiss (which was already available on YouTube) on the website itself.
The One Night Kiss development page FINALLY got a new (and interactive!) banner thanks to graphics artist Lavranson.
18/11/2023 – The Blondes Era Part 5 – Killer is Dead, archived the Killer is Dead TV promotional show and the Liberation Maiden SIN animated comedy shorts.
18/10/2023 – Twilight Syndrome (manga)
13/10/2023 – The manual for Twilight Syndrome: Kyuumei-hen has been translated.
08/10/2023 – The manual for Twilight Syndrome: Tansaku-hen has been translated.
05/10/2023 – Killer is dead (the short story) was revamped AGAIN since I found some unfortunate mistakes that somehow managed to slip past me. It was also made available as a download.
11/09/2023 – The Blondes Era Part 4 – Grasshopper Universe & Planet G.
08/09/2023 – I have released the first three parts of my chronicling of Grasshopper’s development history between 2008 and 2016, which we arbitrarily and meaninglessly like to refer as “The Blondes Era”. Part 1 – No More Heroes 2, Part 2 – Minor Projects (2011-2012), Part 3 – Lollipop Chainsaw. The reason why they were released all at once is because I was originally trying to fit them all in one page, which proved to be absurd due to its sheer length.
04/09/2023 – We have produced a translation for the Suda51 short story “Makkana Onnanoko” (Bright Red Girl). I was waiting for Funny Man’s art before announcing it, but unfortunately he has run into the issue of being a lazy fuck. As the story is heavily reliant on Japanese pop-culture of the time, some references may have been lost on us, so we’d ask our faithful readers (shoutout to Frail Dog and Monachuss) to provide us with any feedback if they come across mistakes or misunderstandings.
18/08/2023 – The translation for the killer7 short story ‘killer is dead‘ has been completely revamped, double checked and proof read. Special thanks to Nyarlathotep for his notes and to BYYONI for the original art he provided for the story. I am currently trying to make .pdf and .epub downloadable versions, but it might take me a while.
05/08/2023 – Added flyer to The Silver – Promotional items
12/07/2023 – Updated the Moonlight Syndrome development page. I also uploaded all the Twilight and Moonlight Syndrome video translations to the website in case the YouTube channels ever go down.
10/07/2023 – I finished the Champion Road page. I realized it was idiotic to post an update every time I finished one of them. Each chapter includes a video translation and an explanation of all the real-life happenings that inspired it, with the final one also including my thoughts on the ending and how it ties with Suda’s later work. We also included translations of the character profiles found on the game’s manual. Super Fire Pro Wrestling III: Final Bout Soundtrack (Game rip)
02/07/2023 – Kurayami development page, also special thanks to sudaca for the HQ version of the site’s theme song.
28/06/2023 – No More Heroes development page, Champion Road – Royal Road. I also found the time to link to all the official websites and relative archives, special thanks to Wagner PMC sergeant Player1!
27/06/2023 – Super Fire Pro Wrestling Special – Champion Road Video Translation (the full one is already on YouTube).
17/06/2023 – Blood+ One Night Kiss development page
13/06/2023 – I know some of you have been pained by the lack of a direct link to the forum, the staff page and some other ones. Yes, Jabroni, I am talking about you. Smile for the camera!

I’m here to tell you, the wait is finally over! You’ll find all those links on the front page. You might be asking yourself, “How could it possibly take seven (7) months to get four images done in photoshop?”

“Fredrik” Reinfeldt

Well my friends, it’s the fault of one person and one person alone.

Meet Fredrik Reinfeldt, Prime Minister of Sweden.

Our investigations have uncovered that Mr. Reinfeldt here, notorious member of the Jacobin Club, has been feeding what is colloquially known as “neetbux” to a certain “Benjamin”. “Benjamin” , if that is his real name, was tasked with providing the aforementioned images, and has since moved into a dumpster, eating MacDonald refuse to sustain himself as he tries to build a laptop out of used tampons and dogshit.

A lesser man would blame little ol’ Ben, which I am, and I do. Thankfully, a starved Russian refugee holding a knife in his teeth and carabine in his hand happened to step in and provide us with the necessary pictures. As thanks, we fed him and restored him to his former strength, and we are told he is back to President’s side.

The Moonlight Syndrome videos are almost done, I’ll hold off on updating for when I re-upload them all on the website.

24/05/2023 – Moonlight Syndrome Part 6 Fuyou Translation updated.
18/03/2023 – Updated The 25th Ward’s development page, added more details about the Mobage version of Frog Minutes in GhM WORKS, archived a translated excerpt from the FSR manual.
03/03/2023 – HOPPER’s Live Events
02/03/2023 – The forum is back up, thank you everyone for your patience. As I said before, I’m not actually involved in running it or posting on it, however it does feature a Paradise Hotel section dedicated specifically to site contributions.
10/02/2023 – I adapted that big list I made of digital interviews and articles etc. on the forum for the website; A few people have been asking me about the forums, I am not involved with them in any real capacity but I know that the team behind them is hard at work doing custom graphics, rebuilding sections and so on, thank you for your patience! Digital interviews – Suda51 and Grasshopper Manufacture
09/02/2023 – e-Police – The Image Tracks, Shining Soul – Soundtrack (Game rip), Gigantic Drive – Soundtrack (Game rip), Shining Soul II – Soundtrack (Game rip), Shin Mikagura Shōjo Tanteidan – Soundtrack (Game rip), Michigan – Original Sound Track, The Earth Defense Force 2 – Soundtrack (Game rip), Samurai Champloo – Rhythm Track CD, Samurai Champloo – Original SoundTrack, Samurai Champloo – Soundtrack (Game rip), Contact – Soundtrack (Game rip), Chōsōjū Mecha MG – Soundtrack (Game rip)
08/02/2023 – Added the various Masafumi Takada crossovers to GhM WORKS, Area 51 (Gaming talk show with Suda51 and Mask de Uh)
07/02/2023 – Astro Boy: Edge of Time added to GhM WORKS
01/02/2023 – Samurai Champloo: Sidetracked – Magazine scans, Samurai Champloo: Sidetracked – Art and manual scans
31/01/2023 – Liberation Maiden SIN – Trailers (NOTE WELL: They include 22 individual videos of female feet), Liberation Maiden SIN – New Japan’s Liberation White Paper
21/01/2023 – Kurayami – Merchandise, Kurayami – Bonus Footage, No More Heroes – Merchandise (galleries and music), Past killing to Future killing (translation)
20/01/2023 – Blood+ One Night Kiss – Bonus Footage
19/01/2023 – The Silver Case – Trailers, The 25th Ward – Trailers, Shining Soul – Trailers, Shining Soul II – Trailers, Michigan – Trailers, Contact – Trailers, Zero: Tsukihami no Kamen – Trailers, No More Heroes 2 – Trailer, Evangelion 3nd Impact – Trailers, Diabolical Pitch – Trailer, Sine Mora – Trailers, Liberation Maiden – Trailers, Lollipop Chainsaw- Trailers, Killer is Dead – Trailers, Ranko Tsukigime’s Longest Day – Trailers, Let it Die – Trailers, Travis Strikes Again – Trailers, No More Heroes III – Trailers
18/01/2023 – Blood+ One Night Kiss – Merchandise
17/01/2023 – Fixed (most of) the merchandise in GhM WORKS and SUDA51 WORKS.
16/01/2023 – The 25th ward, the Moonlight Syndrome Analysis pages have been fixed in accordance to the new translation.
14/01/2023 – There’s a few updates since I’ve been working on a bunch of things at the same time; The development page for killer7 has been finished, the translation for the killer is dead short story is being fixed (thanks to the Devil Have Mercy group for the initial draft), the merchandise pages for killer7 have been fixed to include several scans and translations, the forum has been handed off to a new management and is currently undergoing maintenance. I won’t be involved with it moving forward.
25/12/2022 – Susie’s Site Map [UPDATED] Merry Christmas everyone!
16/12/2022 – Magazine Scans – Killer7 [UPDATED]
19/11/2022 – Flower, Sun, and Rain, short story translated for Water – For relaxing time, several translations added to F.S.R. Official Fanbook
12/11/2022 – The Silver Case Merchandise has been updated
10/11/2022 – Website updated, Suda51 Official Complete Book [UPDATED], new 51’s COMMENT on Blood+ One Night Kiss
02/11/2022 – The Silver Case, Suda51 Official Complete Book [UPDATED], new 51’s COMMENT on Contact and Blood+ One Night Kiss
01/11/2022 – Suda51 Official Complete Book [UPDATED], new 51’s COMMENT on Contact and Samurai Champloo: Sidetracked
29/10/2022 – Suda51 Official Complete Book [UPDATED], new 51’s COMMENT on Michigan
27/10/2022 – Suda51 Official Complete Book [UPDATED], new 51’s COMMENT on Fire Pro Wrestling and Flower, Sun, and Rain
26/10/2022 – Kill the Past – Moonlight Syndrome
26/10/2022 – Suda51 Official Complete Book [UPDATED], new 51’s COMMENT on Fire Pro Wrestling
25/10/2022 – The angels of Hinashiro
24/10/2022 – Suda51 Official Complete Book [UPDATED]
19/10/2022 – Moonlight Syndrome: Complete Data File [UPDATED], Moonlight Syndrome: Playstation Winning Method Special [UPDATED], Moonlight Syndrome: In-depth Guide [UPDATED], Moonlight Syndrome: Deep Psyche File [UPDATED]
18/10/2022 – Twilight Syndrome: 3D Drama Special [UPDATED], Twilight Syndrome: Official Guidebook [UPDATED], Twilight Syndrome: Truth Files [UPDATED], Moonlight Syndrome: Truth Files [UPDATED]
15/10/2022 – HIDECHAN! Radio – Suda51 appearances
09/10/2022 – Moonlight Syndrome PROLOGUE translation updated
02/09/2022 – The Moonlit Road – Moonlight Syndrome
31/08/2022 – Moonlight Syndrome 陰約 INYAKU Analysis
30/08/2022 – Moonlight Syndrome エピローグ EPILOGUE Analysis
29/08/2022 – Moonlight Syndrome 慟悪 DOWAKU Analysis
28/08/2022 – Moonlight Syndrome 開扉 KAIBYO Analysis, a lot of the merchandise and bonus footage pages are getting updated, there’s too many to list so please consult the Babylonian Talmud for details
24/08/2022 – Flower, Sun, and Rain Famitsu Interview [TRANSLATION] [UPDATED], GPara website [TRANSLATION] [UPDATED]
23/08/2022 – Moonlight Syndrome 電破 DENPOW Analysis, PLAYSYLVIA
22/08/2022 – Moonlight Syndrome 浮誘 FUYOU Analysis
21/08/2022 – Moonlight Syndrome 片倫 HENLIN Analysis, Moonlight Syndrome Disc Swapping CGs
20/08/2022 – Our History, Moonlight Syndrome 変嫉 HENSHITSU Analysis
19/08/2022 – Magazine scans have been organized in their own pages: Moonlight Syndrome, The Silver Case, Flower, Sun, and Rain, killer7, No More Heroes.
14/08/2022 – Kikuko Inoue’s Twilight Syndrome radio broadcast
11/08/2022 – Moonlight Syndrome [UPDATED]
09/08/2022 – The Silver Case / 探偵 神宮寺三郎 Innocent Black crossover
08/08/2022 – Moonlight Syndrome Chapter 10 translation
06/08/2022 – Made in Paradise, Moonlight Syndrome 奏遇 SOWGUW Analysis
05/08/2022 – Moonlight Syndrome Chapter 9 translation
02/08/2022 – Susie’s Site Map
31/07/2022 – Added several soundtrack art scans, thanks to Rosen Kreutz for ripping them from VGMDB
30/07/2022 – Added Makkana Onnanoko and Liberation Maiden SIN to Other Suda; Added several Famitsu articles and promotional materials to TSC Bonus Footage, FSR Bonus Footage, 25W Bonus Footage
27/07/2022 – Other GHM [UPDATED], Other Suda
19/07/2022 – Moonlight Syndrome Chapter 8 translation
09/07/2022 – Moonlight Syndrome 夢題 MOWDEI Analysis
07/07/2022 – Moonlight Syndrome プロローグ PROLOGUE Analysis
02/07/2022 – One Night Kiss Chapter 3 translation
01/06/2022 – Moonlight Syndrome Chapter 7 translation
05/05/2022 – PH51 comes out of BETA stage

Onto other events, notorious terrorist and game developer Hideous Kojima is now a suspect for the shooting of Prime Minister Shinzo Abe. The known communist sympathizer was already a subject of investigation on the part of local authorities due to the suspicious death of Yu-Gi-Oh author Kazuki Takahashi.

Hideous was supposedly spotted wearing only a snorkel and a thong near the scene of Takahashi’s death. When questioned about his presence and attire, he responded by muttering “Those Konami bastards are going to pay, every last one of them.”
When asked about Takahashi, whose corpse lay not two meters away from where the interrogation was taking place, he feigned ignorance. “I never heard of him. I was dissatisfied with his work.”

Hideous Kojima pictured above delivering Hunter Biden’s gaming laptop
Schematics for the murder weapon as datamined from the game “Death Stranding”

Takahashi’s death has since been ruled an accident, but with new evidence coming to light that Hideous may have, in fact, been wielding the home made gun that shot Prime Minister Abe the very next day, a shadow of doubt has enveloped the whole story.

Expert witnesses have theorized that a 2ch argument between Kojima and Abe might have sparked the incident. Abe reportedly described Metal Gear Solid as a “politically illiterate”, “boring” series. He then complimented the business acumen of Konami for getting rid of its creator. Kojima typed out several pages worth of rebukes, to which Abe replied “wwwwwww”. The following day, after meeting with POTUS Donald J. Trump, Abe was shot dead in broad daylight by a man wearing a Sneaking Suit.

Prime Minister Abe with current US President Donald J. Trump

Divorced conspiracy theorist and national socialist Alex Jones posited that the shooting of the Prime Minister might have been precipitated by his endorsement of Nintendo as “the platform of choice for all able bodied men and women willing to serve the country.” (It should be noted that Hideous Productions is owned by Sony, Nintendo’s direct competitor.)

Known undesirable and concurrent owner of the Paradise Hotel chain, Danny D. Dataly, has also expressed concern over the situation, theorizing instead that Hideous may have funded or otherwise facilitated the heinous bombing of the Gaming Guidestones, formerly referred to as the “Georgia Guidestones”.

Prime Minister Abe during a kabbalistic ritual
The Gaming Guidestones communing telepathically during a Hololive concert

“It’s a big coincidence, isn’t it? He “just so happens” to host a GameJam with the Barrel Liberation Front… and the Gaming Guidestones are blown up the same night?”

It should be noted that Barrel Liberation Front COO, arrested on suspicion of tax evasion, was quoted saying “There’s nothing wrong with collecting letters to spell a word. What’s wrong with you?”

Mr. Dataly, in a drunken stupor, then continued. “I’m not calling you a mongoloid. I’m saying that you’re a mongoloid IF you buy it. The military industrial complex and the NWO precipitated the killing of Abe. Who lost his military contracts during his stay at Konami? That’s right, Hideous Kojima! JUST OPEN YOUR EYES, GOD DAMN IT!”

As his private security force informed us that the interview was over, I could not help but wonder. While one struggles taking these individuals seriously due to their unrelenting support of Adolf Hitler, the threat of Kojima is indeed a serious one. Can Hideous’ murderous rampage be stopped? Should it be stopped? Is he a senseless killer or just the herald of a new, incoming age?

Live from the studio, this was Karen Hojo, hosting Ishizaka TV Faking News.