YUKARI: "Hello, Hasegawa speaking."
MIKA: "Hey, Hasegawa!"
MIKA: "It’s Mika!"
MIKA: "Say... Are you busy tomorrow night?"
YUKARI: "Well, I don't have anything planned..."
YUKARI: "Why do you ask?"
MIKA: "There’s a techno event called 'Dreampunk' at the Lost Highway tomorrow."
MIKA: "Do you wanna go with me?"
YUKARI: "Techno? Do you have to get into every fad?"
YUKARI: "Anyway, I'm not really into that scene."
YUKARI: "I mean, have you seen the kind of people who show up at these things?"
YUKARI: "It's just not for me..."
MIKA: "You know what they say, don’t knock it 'til you’ve tried it!"
MIKA: "We should go there before they put it in a magazine or something!"
YUKARI: "I’m not sure I even feel like going out at the moment.."
YUKARI: "You know... After what happened the other day..."
MIKA: "I know, Hasegawa..."
MIKA: "But that’s exactly why we should go! Dancing is the best medicine."
MIKA: "Don’t you think?"
MIKA: "Come on, let's just go!"
YUKARI: "Hmm, I dunno..."
MIKA: "It’ll be fun!"
MIKA: "I promise!"
YUKARI: "You really promise?"
YUKARI: "Cause if it’s boring, I’ll just leave."
MIKA: "Sure, that’s fine."
MIKA: "... Let's do this!"
YUKARI: "Hmm........."
YUKARI: "Well, OK."
YUKARI: "I’ll give it a go."
YUKARI: "But don't bitch at me if I want to leave early."
MIKA: "Got it!"
MIKA: "Let’s meet by the station at ten tomorrow..."
MIKA: "Don’t be late, alright?"
YUKARI: "Same goes for you!"
YUKARI: "See you tomorrow......"
「INTERFERENCE」
MIKA: "What's wrong, Hasegawa? Not to your liking?"
YUKARI: "Yeah, I'm not sure I'm a fan..."
MIKA: "What’s the problem?"
MIKA: "Aren’t you having fun?"
YUKARI: "I am, but... Dancing is pretty embarrassing, isn’t it?"
YUKARI: "Makes you look like a clown."
MIKA: "Can’t you just let your body flow with the music?"
YUKARI: "I can get into the rhythm and all that. It’s just..."
YUKARI: "Well, it’s easy enough when I’m alone, but..."
YUKARI: "As soon as I feel people watching me, I freeze up."
MIKA: "That sucks..."
MIKA: "You’d have a lot more fun if you could let yourself go."
YUKARI: "I know, I know!"
YUKARI: "What is this music, anyway?"
YUKARI: "It’s sooooooo repetitive..."
MIKA: "You think so?"
MIKA: "You’ll warm up to it, just give it time."
MIKA: "Besides, you can’t listen to grunge all the time, Hasegawa."
MIKA: "Give techno a chance!"
YUKARI: "Wait a minute. Weren't into visual kei?"
YUKARI: "Yet here you’re going for sound over looks."
YUKARI: "Is this your way of trying to act mature?"
YUKARI: "Is that why you brought us here?"
MIKA: "Uh......"
MIKA: (Bingo!)
MIKA: "No, of course not, it’s because..."
MIKA: "... Sometimes you just want to dance without worrying about looks!"
MIKA: "What’s wrong with that?"
YUKARI: "I see your point, I guess......"
MIKA: "Anyway, are you thirsty?"
MIKA: "Drinks are on me, since I dragged you here."
MIKA: "........ See anything you like?"
YUKARI: "Seriously?"
YUKARI: "In that case..."
⦻ River of Summer ⦾ Free Island ⦾ Geo Catastrophe
YUKARI: "Damn, that’s nasty! What is this stuff?"
MIKA: "Ah, the River of Summer. It’s the worst drink they serve here."
MIKA: "They’re about to take it off the menu, you're lucky you got a chance to try it!"
YUKARI: "Lucky? What are you talking about?"
MIKA: "Hehehe..."
YUKARI: "I’m just gonna go to the bathroom, I’ll be right back."
MIKA: "Must be hard to fit in, with all these younger girls around..."
MIKA: "Maybe I shouldn’t have brought her after all........."
MIKA: "Hasegawa!"
MIKA: "Over here!"
YUKARI: "Sorry for the wait."
MIKA: "Did you get lost on the way back?"
YUKARI: "A bit, yeah......"
MIKA: "By the way, Hasegawa..."
MIKA: "Did you hear that rumour the other day?"
⦻ The one about that fat guy? ⦾ The one about that nerd? ⦾ The one about that ugly lady?
YUKARI: "Which one?"
YUKARI: "About that fat guy?"
YUKARI: "The one with the TB-303 hanging round his neck who’s always hitting on girls?"
MIKA: "That’s the one! He’s soooo ugly, nobody wants to hang around him."
MIKA: "He's always trying to get laid, talking about some rare records he owns."
MIKA: "Of course, that never works, so he always hits the parlor as soon as he leaves the club."
YUKARI: "I hear it’s cheaper in the morning."
MIKA: "You know, the other day..."
MIKA: "We were just passing by, and we happened to catch him leaving the place."
MIKA: "His face was redder than a tomato!"
YUKARI: "I’m not surprised."
MIKA: (Huh... She's not usually into gossip.)
MIKA: (Someone's in a good mood!)
MIKA: "Hey, wanna head downstairs?"
MIKA: "It’s prime time on the main stage!"
YUKARI: "Sure, let's go."
"Ugh, he’s late......"
"Seriously? They're playing goa again?"
"I know. Booooring."
"I’ve had enough of this Minimal shit."
"They could at least put on some Gabber!"
"Wanna ditch this place?"
"Good idea."
"So, what do you think of this scene?"
"Not much, to be honest."
"Seriously, jungle? Drum'n'bass?"
"They’re so dull, man."
"I know what you mean, there’s nothing to dance to!"
"Goa though..."
"That ain't so bad."
"The crowds are lame, though."
"You don't have to dress up as an indian just 'cause you listen to goa."
"Yeah, they take that spiritual shit too far."
"I just wanna dance, you know? I'm not here to stop pollution and save the dolphins."
"I miss the good old days of acid and trance."
"How long has it been? Four, five years?"
"They were ahead of their time."
"Yeah, I miss hitting up Gold....."
"............ Listening to FFD............... Derrick........................ PICO.............."
MIKA: "Ugh, move on, grandpa."
"Two years already..."
MIKA: "?"
"I really wanna go to Underworld Live..."
"But I’m all out of cash..."
"Hey, could you spot me?"
⦻ I could, but... ⦾ No way
MIKA: "I could, but........."
MIKA: "When would you pay me back?"
"We could meet at Club Delirium next week."
"I can give you the money there."
MIKA: "Where’s that?"
"... In Berlin."
MIKA: "Fuck off!"
MIKA: "She's meditating."
"Hey, is that guy staring at us?"
"Yeah, I was thinking the same thing."
"What a creep."
"I bet he likes Yuko."
"Hey, don’t even say that!"
"Why don’t you go say hi to him, Yu?"
"Shut it, or I’m leaving!"
"Hahahahaha!"
"My bad!"
"So many cute chicks in here..."
"It pisses me off!"
"How come the only ones that talk to me are total hags?"
"Life's not fair."
"Today’s main DJ is..."
"Yagihara, that guy from Fucking Huge Records."
"Oh man, his DJ set is sick!"
"Yeah, he makes Jeff Mills look like an amateur."
"Hey, whatever happened to Fresh Fruit?"
"Are they still around?"
MIKA: "Wanna dance, Hasegawa?"
⦻ Not yet ⦾ Shall we?
YUKARI: "I dunno, maybe in a bit."
MIKA: "Come on, don't be shy..."
MIKA: "Wanna dance, Hasegawa?"
⦾ Not yet ⦻ Shall we?
YUKARI: "Uhm..."
YUKARI: "I guess we might as well......"
MIKA: "It’s alright, Hasegawa."
MIKA: "Nobody’s watching."
YUKARI: "Are you sure?"
YUKARI: "OK then......"
YUKARI: "Mind if we take a break?"
YUKARI: "I’m getting thirsty."
YUKARI: "I'll get us something to drink."
MIKA: "Oh, sure."
MIKA: "I’ll wait here, then."
MIKA: "Phew, I’m exhausted..."
MIKA: "But I don’t wanna go home yet..."
MIKA: "Not...... Yet.................. Zzz......"
MIKA: "Damn, I fell asleep!"
MIKA: "Ugh, how long has it been?"
MIKA: "...... Oh shit!"
MIKA: "I forgot about Hasegawa!"
MIKA: "I’ve gotta find her!"
MIKA: "I’m so sorry, Hasegawa!"
MIKA: "I didn't mean to fall asleep..."
YUKARI: "Oh it's OK, don’t worry."
YUKARI: "I was just chilling up here."
YUKARI: "I didn’t want to wake you."
MIKA: "I see. Still, I am sorry..."
MIKA: "Anyway, you wanna stay a bit longer?"
YUKARI: "Nah..."
YUKARI: "I’ve had enough fun for tonight... Wanna go home?"
MIKA: "So? Was it as bad as you thought?"
YUKARI: "Well, DJ Yagihara was quite dreamy..."
YUKARI: "His set was awesome."
YUKARI: "And he was so manly..."
YUKARI: "You were right, it did get my mind off things."
YUKARI: "You know, I wouldn’t mind coming back if they do this sort of thing again."
MIKA: "Sure thing."
MIKA: "I’ll let you know if I get another flyer."
MIKA: "Well, see you on Monday."
YUKARI: "Yep, goodnight."
MIKA: (Wow, I didn't think she'd like it that much.)
MIKA: (Is she getting into the same stuff as me?)
MIKA: "Ah... That was fun."
MIKA: "When you want to dance, there's nothing better than techno!"
MIKA: "But why does it always make my ears ring?"
MIKA: "At this rate, I'm gonna go deaf!"
MIKA: ".................."
MIKA: "I should get some sleep......"
MIKA: "... Or at least try."
MIKA: "Argh, what was that!?"
MIKA: "I can't sleep like this..."
MIKA: "...... And it was like that all night."
MIKA: "My ears are still ringing."
YUKARI: "Really?"
YUKARI: "I mean, it was very loud..."
YUKARI: "But I slept fine, my ears weren't ringing."
MIKA: "I see......"
MIKA: "That is weird."
YUKARI: "I’m sure it’ll be gone in a day or two."
MIKA: "You think so?"
What did you think would happen, you moron? YUKARI: "Absolutely, you just need to be patient."
MIKA: "Wha-!?"
MIKA: "How could you say that, Hasegawa?"
YUKARI: "What? I just said you’ve gotta wait for it to get better."
MIKA: "...... Huh?"
MIKA: "What about that horrible thing you just said?"
MIKA: "You called me a moron..."
YUKARI: "What!?"
YUKARI: "Are you still asleep?"
YUKARI: "I never said that."
YUKARI: "Anyway, I’ve gotta get ready for PE."
YUKARI: "Hope you get better soon..."
MIKA: "What the hell...?"
MIKA: "I'm sure I heard something."
MIKA: "......... I’d better get to class as well."
MIKA: "Morning, Miho!"
MIHO: "Hey, Mika."
MIHO: "So, how was 'Dreampunk'?"
MIHO: "Did you see DJ Yagihara?"
MIHO: "Did he get naked again?"
MIKA: "He sure did! He got up on top of the stage and started stripping."
MIKA: "His groupies went wild, screaming like crazy."
MIKA: "It was complete mayhem."
MIKA: "I was laughing my ass off."
MIHO: "Hahahahaha!"
MIKA: "Yeah, speaking of which..."
MIKA: "Maybe it's because of all the screaming..."
MIKA: "But my ears have been hurting like hell, they've been ringing since yesterday."
MIHO: "Oh?"
MIHO: "Really?"
MIHO: "That sounds bad."
MIKA: "It is. It should have stopped by now."
MIKA: "I can usually sleep it off, but it's still going. Do you think there's something wrong with me?"
Yeah, I think your head's screwed on wrong... MIHO: "You know how it is, all the clubs are super loud nowadays."
MIKA: "Excuse me!?"
MIKA: "What did you just say to me?"
MIKA: "Say that again and you'll regret it."
MIKA: "I’m taking lessons from Rickson Gracie!"
MIHO: "What?"
MIHO: "You are?"
MIHO: "Is your head on right today?"
MIHO: "What did I say?"
MIKA: "Ah!"
MIKA: "You said it again!"
MIKA: "You say another word and I’ll hit you with a body tackle that’d drop an elephaaaaant!!!!!"
MIHO: "Ah, it’s time for class..."
MIHO: "Mika, why don’t I take you to the infirmary? I really didn’t say anything bad..."
MIKA: "Grr!"
MIKA: "Stop messing with me!"
MIKA: (...I can’t focus at all)
Sir, which of these is right? Is it “What time does the letter say she will arrive”... MIKA: (... I can’t focus at all)
Sir, which of these is right? Is it “What time does the letter say she will arrive..."
Or “Does the letter say...”
MIKA: "............?"
MIKA: "............ What was that?"
MIKA: "Miho?"
MIKA: "...... No, it wasn’t..."
MIKA: "...... Ahh, I'm so sleepy."
MIHO: "Hey Mika, have you heard the rumour about the Biology Room?"
MIKA: "No."
MIKA: "News to me."
MIKA: "What's that about?"
MIHO: "You know the PE teacher, Mr. Hosaka?"
MIHO: "Well, apparently... He and the nurse, Miss Nakamura, have been having secret meetings in the Biology room."
MIKA: "Oh, really now?"
MIHO: "Yeah, I heard they're supposed to meet up right about now."
MIKA: "Ohh, that’s a risky time for a tryst."
MIKA: "If I go there now, I might just catch them in the act!"
MIHO: "And? Are you going to?"
MIKA: "Maaaybeee, what should I do?"
MIKA: "Want me to take some pictures?"
MIHO: "Yeah, that would rock!"
MIHO: "You’ve gotta show me if you get something juicy!"
MIKA: "Absolutely, I will!"
MIKA: (... Not.)
I'll do it, I will...
MIKA: "Huh?"
MIKA: "What...?"
MIKA: "What was that?"
MIKA: "Hasegaaawaaa!"
MIKA: "Huh? She’s not here......"
MIKA: "Where’d she go?"
MIKA: "??????"
MIKA: "What the hell...?"
MIKA: "There’s nobody here...... Is there?"
Miss Kishii?
MIKA: "Whoever you are, stop messing with me!"
MIKA: "Huh?"
MIKA: "There’s no one here......"
MIKA: "Ah!"
MIKA: "I’ve gotta get back to class!"
MIKA: "Ugh, still four hours left."
A-at the court of the Emperor, there was... Uhm... MIKA: "Ugh, still four hours left."
Among the many gentlewomen of the Wardrobe and Chamber one who, though she was not of very high rank, was favored far beyond all the rest... MIKA: "I just wanna go home..."
Among the many gentlewomen of the Wardrobe and Chamber one who, though she was not of very high rank, was favored far beyond all the rest...
MIKA: "????"
MIKA: "What's that......?"
MIKA: "Is someone playing a CD?"
MIKA: "....... It must be, right?"
MIHO: "Oh, Mika, I forgot to ask you..."
MIHO: "You know Itsushima?"
MIHO: "The other day I saw her in Shimokita, she was selling poetry books or something."
MIHO: "Do you know what's going on with her?"
MIKA: "Huh?"
MIKA: "Itsushima?"
MIKA: "You’re kidding....... Right?"
MIHO: "Nope."
MIHO: "I'm sure it was her."
MIHO: "Is she OK?"
MIKA: "Are you absolutely sure?"
MIKA: "I’ll go check on her."
Aren't you cold?
MIKA: "Again!?"
MIKA: "...... What is going on?"
MIKA: "Itsushima!"
CHISATO: "Ah, Mika."
CHISATO: "You’ve come to the right place."
CHISATO: "I’ve just received new orders from the faucet."
MIKA: "Huh!?"
CHISATO: "My family is being controlled by criminal satellite waves."
CHISATO: "I need to warn everyone in Shimokita."
CHISATO: "I visited the people of planet Unmo, we had a swimming party."
CHISATO: "Then we had dinner at Akaba’s trash house, and worked on Death Panda."
CHISATO: "I didn't even tell Yukari."
CHISATO: "It needs to stay between us......"
CHISATO: "Ah!"
CHISATO: "They’re calling......"
MIKA: "??????"
MIKA: "Itsushima?"
MIKA: "??????"
MIKA: "That music again......"
MIKA: "Ah, break's over already."
MIKA: "What was the next class......?"
MIKA: "I'm so sleepy..."
Okay, next problem! MIKA: "I'm so sleepy..."
Pay attention, this will be on the test! MIKA: "I'm so sleepy..."
Pay attention, this will be on the test! MIKA: "I could probably sneak in a nap..."
Let’s say we have two numbers, the sum of which is 5, and the product of which is -84. MIKA: "I could probably sneak in a nap..."
Let’s say we have two numbers, the sum of which is 5, and the product of which is -84. MIKA: "..............."
We’ll call one of these X, which when added to the other will equal 5. Now... MIKA: "..............."
MIKA: "Wha-!?"
MIKA: "Wasn’t I in class?"
MIKA: "............ No, wait."
MIKA: "... Uhmmmmmm..."
MIKA: "Tonight..."
MIKA: "I came to 'Dreampunk' with Hasegawa... Right?"
MIKA: "... And then...
MIKA: "... Uh..."
MIKA: "... I got tired from dancing."
MIKA: "So I sat down for a bit, and I must have dozed off."
MIKA: "... So, what now?"
MIKA: "Oh! Right!"
MIKA: "Hasegawa's waiting for me upstairs!"
MIKA: "Right, OK, I remember now."
MIKA: "Damn, that dream was so realistic I forgot I fell asleep!"
MIKA: "Anyway, I shouldn't keep her waiting."
MIKA: "I’m so sorry, Hasegawa!"
MIKA: "I didn't mean to fall asleep..."
MIHO: "Wait, what did you just call me?"
MIHO: "Are you so sleep-deprived that you mistook me for Hasegawa?"
MIKA: "Eh?"
MIKA: "What the...?"
MIKA: "You’re Miho!"
MIHO: "Who else would I be?"
MIHO: "Hasegawa didn't feel like coming."
MIHO: "So you ended up asking me, remember?"
MIKA: "What, really?"
MIKA: "... Well, whatever."
MIKA: "Wanna go home, Miho?"
MIHO: "Sure."
MIHO: "I’ve had enough fun for tonight... Let's go home."
MIHO: "I knew 'Dreampunk' would be awesome!"
MIHO: "We’ve gotta do this again some time!"
MIKA: "Yeah, sure."
MIKA: "Well, see you on Monday!"
MIKA: "Don’t skip school!"
MIHO: "Same to you!"
MIKA: "Brush your teeth!"
MIHO: "Do your homework!"
MIKA: "Wait a minute..."
MIKA: "Why was Miho wearing a school uniform?"
MIKA: "Ah... That was fun."
MIKA: "When you want to dance, there's nothing better than techno!"
MIKA: "Huh?"
MIKA: "Didn’t I say that already......?"
MIKA: "But why does it always make my ears ring?"
MIKA: "I'm gonna go deaf, at this rate!"
MIKA: "I should get some sleep......"
MIKA: "... Or at least try."
MIKA: "Argh, what was that!?"
MIKA: "I can't sleep like this..."
MIKA: ".........?"
MIKA: "......... Huh?"
MIKA: "Was that..... A dream?"
MIKA: "But it felt so real..."
MIKA: "And my ears are still ringing like crazy..."
MIKA: "It’s giving me a headache."
MIKA: "I should just go to the infirmary after this."
MIKA: "Just 10 more seconds... 9... 8... 7... 6..."
MIKA: "Agh... My head..."
MIKA: "I’ve gotta get to the infirmary."
MIKA: "Agh... My head!"
MIKA: "The infirmary..."
MIKA: "Quickly!"
Kill!
MIKA: "!?"
MIKA: "??????"
Oh! Miss Kishii, what’s the matter?
MIKA: "Ah, Miss, it’s about the three-legged man......"
Huh?
MIKA: "No... Uhm... It’s Noshinbo, that's where I live."
MIKA: "It's just, BZZT BZZT BZZT BZZT."
What’s going on? Miss Kishii, calm down!
MIKA: "Miss!"
MIKA: "I don’t get it, why does my right become your left?"
MIKA: "Actually......"
MIKA: "I'm in Urayasu......"
M-Miss Kishii! Miss Kishii!?
MIKA: (What?)
MIKA: (What’s happening?)
MIKA: "... A dream?"
MIKA: "Again...?"
MIKA: "... Am I still dreaming?"
MIKA: "... So..."
MIKA: "Who did I come here with...?"
MIKA: "Hasegawa...?"
MIKA: "Miho...?"
MIKA: "What the...?"
Hello... Mika.
MIKA: "???"
MIKA: "Who are you?"
MIKA: "How do you know my name?"
MIKA: "This is no place for a little kid!"
Aww, did you forget about me again?
MIKA: "What?"
MIKA: "Wait a minute..."
MIKA: "Now that you say it, I think I’ve seen you before..."
Oh? Is it all coming back to you?
Well, I don't really care whether you remember or not.
So, how'd you like your dream? Was it fun?
MIKA: "Dream?"
MIKA: "What the hell are you talking about?"
MIKA: "Wait!"
MIKA: "Hold on a sec!"
MIKA: "Did you do this?"
MIKA: "Who are you!?"
You sure are slow, aren't you?
Maybe I'm being too mean...
Well, either way, I've got a lot more pranks coming for you.
I wanted to try something new!
I'm going to show you something reeeally exciting next!
MIKA: "Wait, what do you mean?"
MIKA: "What's next!?"
I went a bit too far this time. Don’t worry, next one's gonna be a lot more fun.
Just you wait! Although, you probably won't remember any of this, will you?
What a laugh!
MIKA: "What the fuck are you on about?"
MIKA: "I don’t know what your deal is..."
MIKA: "But you shouldn't mess with grown-ups, kid!"
MIKA: "Oryaa!"
You still don’t get it.
MIKA: "..............."
MIKA: "..... My head....."
MIKA: "I feel like......"
MIKA: "I just woke up from a very long dream......"
MIKA: ".........?"
MIKA: "What was it about......?"
MIKA: "What day is it again?"
MIKA: "Friday?"
MIKA: "!"
MIKA: "Shit!"
MIKA: "I’m gonna be late!"
MIHO: "Morning, Mika."
MIKA: "Mooorning."
MIHO: "I picked up this flyer from the record shop yesterday."
MIHO: "... You wanna go with me?"
MIKA: "Ooh, this looks fun!"
MIKA: "You bet! I can't wait!"
MIKA: "... 'Lost Highway'?"
MIHO: "Yeah, it’s where those people burned to death, isn’t it?"
MIHO: "And yet, the club's still opening."
MIHO: "I bet there’s something shady going on there."
MIHO: "Isn't that exciting? We should go and find out!"
MIKA: "Of course!"
MIKA: "Sounds like fun!"
MIKA: "I should ask Hasegawa too."
MIHO: "Sure, the more the merrier!"
MIHO: "We'll uncover the Mystery of Lost Highway's reopening!"
MIKA: "That's right! It’s time for search and investigation!"
MIKA: "OK, I’ll go tell Hasegawa."
MIKA: "I’ll let you know once we’ve sorted out a time."
MIHO: "Alright, see you later then........"
NOISE
⦾ River of Summer ⦻ Free Island ⦾ Geo Catastrophe
YUKARI: "Ugh, what’s that smell?"
YUKARI: "It’s like old cheese!"
MIKA: "Ah, the Free Island?"
MIKA: "They keep it on the menu because of a few hardcore fans."
MIKA: "If you can drink it all, I’ll give you a round of applause!"
YUKARI: "Alright then......"
YUKARI: "... Nope, I'm gonna throw up."
YUKARI: "I’m just gonna go to the bathroom, I’ll be right back."
MIKA: "Hey!"
MIKA: "Will you be OK?"
YUKARI: "Urgh..."
⦾ River of Summer ⦾ Free Island ⦻ Geo Catastrophe
YUKARI: "Doesn't taste like much."
MIKA: "Yeah, it's not good or bad, it's kind of a nothing."
YUKARI: "I agree."
YUKARI: "I’m just gonna go to the bathroom, I’ll be right back."
MIKA: "OK, see you in a sec!"
⦾ The one about that fat guy? ⦻ The one about that nerd? ⦾ The one about that ugly lady?
YUKARI: "Which one?"
YUKARI: "About that nerd?"
YUKARI: "The one who’s been following Hiroko’s big sister around, right?"
MIKA: "That’s the one."
MIKA: "He’s never had a girlfriend, even though he's twenty-six."
MIKA: "He's locked up in his room all day, playing dating sims."
MIKA: "No wonder he’s still a virgin."
YUKARI: "So, he’s into 2D girls... What does he want with Hiroko’s sister then?"
MIKA: "Well, that’s the thing..."
MIKA: "Apparently she likes to cosplay as some game character."
MIKA: "When he saw her like that, he was lovestruck!"
YUKARI: "Wow..."
MIKA: "Soooo...."
MIKA: "He keeps ambushing her on her way home, claiming he's just passing by."
YUKARI: "That's called stalking."
MIKA: "That's what I said!"
MIKA: "They’ve only spoken once, but he acts like he's her boyfriend."
MIKA: "He even made a mix tape for her as a present..."
YUKARI: "... That sucks."
YUKARI: "But doesn't she have an actual boyfriend?"
MIKA: "Oh yeah, she’s got a thing with a coworker."
YUKARI: "Then that creep's gonna get himself in trouble."
MIKA: "Yeah, everyone's been saying that he's gonna get stabbed sooner or later..."
YUKARI: "That's crazy..."
MIKA: (Huh... She's not usually into gossip.)
MIKA: (Someone's in a good mood!)
MIKA: "Hey, wanna head downstairs?"
MIKA: "It’s prime time on the main stage!"
YUKARI: "Alright then, shall we?"
⦾ The one about that fat guy? ⦾ The one about that nerd? ⦻ The one about that ugly lady?
YUKARI: "Which one?"
YUKARI: "About that ugly lady?"
YUKARI: "The one who sells cake at the station?"
MIKA: "Oh?"
MIKA: "You know her?"
MIKA: "She looks like a body builder, she’s even grown a moustache!"
YUKARI: "What, intentionally?"
MIKA: "I think she doesn’t know how to shave it."
YUKARI: "Doesn't she ever look in the mirror?"
YUKARI: "She should stay away from milk."
MIKA: "Exactly!"
MIKA: "That’s what everybody says!"
YUKARI: "Hahahaha!"
MIKA: "That said, she somehow managed to land a boyfriend."
MIKA: "Milk mustache and everything."
YUKARI: "No way!"
YUKARI: "Seriously?"
MIKA: "It's true!"
MIKA: "She’s been flaunting some ugly ring on her finger."
MIKA: "She shows it off to everybody at the station!"
YUKARI: "She must have been ecstatic to land someone..."
YUKARI: "I doubt she’s very popular."
MIKA: "You'd be surprised."
MIKA: "There's a lot of guys buzzing around her."
MIKA: "As per why, that’s a modern-day mystery."
MIKA: "This guy's actually her fourth boyfriend."
MIKA: "Lots of desperate guys out there, huh?"
YUKARI: "Yeah, what is the world coming to?"
YUKARI: "So what's this guy like?"
YUKARI: "Is he hot?"
MIKA: "Nah, I saw them together the other day."
MIKA: "He's just your typical salaryman."
MIKA: "He was wearing some ugly suit, walking hand in hand with her."
MIKA: "If you think about it, they're a match made in heaven."
YUKARI: "Huh... I guess everyone's got their place in the world."
MIKA: (Huh... She's not usually into gossip.)
MIKA: (Someone's in a good mood!)
MIKA: "Hey, wanna head downstairs?"
MIKA: "It’s prime time on the main stage!"
YUKARI: "Alright then, shall we?"
⦾ I could, but... ⦻ No way
MIKA: "No way."
MIKA: "Don't you owe money to my friend already?"
MIKA: "She’s not happy about it!!"
"Shit......"
MIKA: "Tell you what."
MIKA: "Maybe you should stop wasting all your money on clubs."