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You've been playing the fuck out of that Friday the 13th games. I didn't think it had that much content. What's Ninjala like. It just looked like a Splatoon knockoff to me, so I didn't give it a second thought.
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I even see in-game peeps in Splatoon clowning on Ninjala. I think Ninjala is way better though. I'll explain why in a moment.
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Ninjala even has cooler music. Ninjala kinda feels like a game that Sega would've made just to counterattack Nintendo if Sega were still in Nintendo's league had a current-gen wars.

LOL I had the highest healing & damage as Seris.
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I have this build with her where she gets a 40% speed bonus if just one opponent has been shot by her. It's funny, coz the entire team then wastes the rest of the match just trying to kill me, when she can just go translucent & invulnerable at a touch of a button. Paladins is so fucking unplayable now due to the nonexistent matchmaking. A shame coz the actual gameplay is good.


The gameplay is way better than Overwatch or Splatoon, but OW has much better maintenance & servers.
Nintendo doesn't know what the fuck what they're doing when it comes to online and Hi-rez doesn't know what the fuck they're doing when it comes to game balancing. Nobody plays Pldns on Switch anymore ever since they got rid of third person.
Krizzx wrote: Wed Apr 29, 2020 5:01 am You've been playing the fuck out of that Friday the 13th games. I didn't think it had that much content.
I wouldn't fucking know. I'm one of those types who doesn't even play the single player for most games that have a MP component. I guess it has content. There's a single player campaign mode that I never fucking play, lol.
I sometimes play the offline bots mode, but I always lose against the bots coz they actually try to hide. Online, we just treat it like it's Dark Souls and form a gank squad against Jason. He eventually murders us all most of the time, but it's still fun jumping his ass coz you never see that happen in the movies.

I play it a lot, coz i think it's fun. Every match feels different and there's multiple ways to win a match. You can even fight off Jason and kill him. I've actually gotten really good and 1vs1 against Jason to the point that Jason will just save me for later coz I keep knocking him down and teabagging him. Every character has a different playing style too. AJ Mason, Debbie & the fat nerd are the stealth-specialists & fixers, engineers who can repair faster than the others. The Loner badass dude and the Biker chick can both fix fairly decently and fight pretty well. Jenny is not good at anything but her high luck stat makes it easier for her to escape Jason if he grabs her. Bugzy the jock is runs fast & has the highest attack. Vanessa, the starting character has the highest speed & run. Tiffany is a hybrid stealth character with a high run speed but she's also the second dumbest motherfucker & can't fix shit, lol. There's many other characters but the four main playing styles are stealth, fixer, distractor & fighter.

What I like about F13 is that it's still possible to win even if your team are dumbasses. I basically just use everyone as meat shields anyway and I always run up to where their hiding and I shine the flash light on them for Jason to see, so I can run off if he takes the bait and chases after them instead.

I just treat F13 like a hangout spot. The game I play to socialize and troll in. I don't understand why Dead by Daylight is way more popular coz that game is trash. DBD is trying to be competitive so every match is a bore, where you're just inputting boring QTEs to fix 4 generators which take for fucking ever to fix. I thought DBD was fun, until I played F13. F13 is great coz it plays like a F13 movie simulator.

Every match feels like its own movie. I laugh at some of the retarded ways that other players got caught, as I watch them get shredded, cracked up or blown to pieces. The dumbest death I had was when I tried to lunge out of a window but another counselor was already climbing out so my character jump under the bed instead. By the time I tried to make her get up from under the bed, Jason was already on top of me, stabbing me to death. I was fucking mad, but I was laughing at the same time and other faggots in the match were laughing at me.

That's what I like about F13, it's just like the movies where'd you also laugh at the dumbasses as they're getting torn limb from limb. The girls are also friggin hot.
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LOL I let the Bunny slut get cut up.
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I had a gun, didn't use it. This is Battle Royale baby, use these thots as a distraction so I can get away.
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What's Ninjala like.
There was several peeps playing it in my friend list so I tried it out. Too bad, I only got two matches in coz it's so damn hard to connect to a match. What I played was fun though. It plays nothing at all like Spla-toon, except for the swimming animation, which makes no sense since there's no ink to swim through lol!

I think Ninjala is a way better game, but it's more my style. The combat is far more complex. The combat feels like a freeform, 8 way movement Xenoverse. You do all sorts of crazy shit like running up walls and gliding through the air after an uppercut.

Ninjala's combat kinda functions like a Dragon Ball Z game, what I like is after a successful combo, you have to correctly guess the opponent's dodge direction to keep the combo going. It's pretty badass coz you'll start a battle on the ground, but you'll Mortal Kombat uppercut them to the air and continue the combo in the air until one of you meteor strikes the other opponent to the ground. It's not a proper juggle, because you're given multiple opportunities to break out of the combo so long as you dodge in the opposite direction of the incoming strike.
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As for Splatoon. I really don't like that game at all. I thought I would coz I love Arms. I think Arms is one of the Switch's best games. Splatoon is babies' first shooter imo. The only mode that I think is ok is Salmon Rush, but even that gets boring really fast. The main mode, Turf war, is so fucking boring to me.
I don't even bother to ink the ground, I let the rest of the plebs do that. I just run straight to the opponents and kill them over & over again, lol!
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What really fucking amazed me is how nearly everyone kamikaze rushes you. Now I understand why Switch players are so fucking shit at Paladins. They're exporting bad habits that they've learned from Spla-toon. I'm not sure how effective kamikaze rushing is though, if I'm always murdering everyone lol!
Splatoon is such a babies' first shoot that I don't ever see anyone try to juke you. One of the most basic movements when you play a PvP shooter is to strafe side to side, back & forth in a circular motion in as erratic a pattern as possible. You don't ever see anyone do that in Splatoon. It's like in a shooting gallery where everyone is just a running target. Granted it's coz the object of the game is to paint the entire stage, not kill off your enemies.

That's exactly why it's so fucking boring to me. You can literally just murk everyone by standing on a high ledge, throwing paintbombs & shooting at everyone who passes by. If some one sneaks up on you, just throw a paint bomb on the ground and juke backwards while shooting.
It also doesn't help that SPlatoon 2 has the worst online ever. I get disconnected nearly every other match, but Splatoon 2 apologists keep claiming that it's your internet's fault when Splatoon 2, and other Nintendo first party games are the only games that I have such a hard time maintaining a connection with. Nintendo's online is shit.
I can play Friday the 13th for 4 straight hours and not crash or disconnect a single time.


Another thing that I prefer about Ninjala is that it has a much more detailed avatar system.
I can actually make my character look as douchey as I did when I was a kid. I try to make him so hatable, that I make him dab for his intro and I make him dab some more during his victory pose.
I really hate how bonuses are tied to your clothing in Splatoon 2, so I'm wearing like the ugliest clashing outfit imaginable, only coz I keep them on for the run & swim boosts since I just run with dual uzis & point blank shoot everyone, Call of Duty style.
It just looked like a Splatoon knockoff to me, so I didn't give it a second thought.
What's wrong with that? Dragon Quest, & Zelda are just an Ultima knock off, but nobody even knows what Ultima is anymore. Final Fantasy was just a rip off of Dragon Quest, but they now exist as massive franchises with sizable fanbases. Street Fighter was basically a Karate Champ rip off, but the copy cat was the game that refined & set the standard for the genre. The former has been forgotten.

Ninjala does rip off the visual & aural style of Splatoon, but the actual gameplay is nothing like Splatoon.
Splatoon's gameplay is structured around the ink gimmick. Ninjala's gum shit is just an aesthetic they use for projectiles. You supposedly make weapons through gum but honestly the gum visuals have nothing at all to do with the gameplay mechanics.

Ninjala is just a beat em up/arena fighter. The gameplay is nowhere near as visually unique as Splatoon, but I do prefer Ninjala coz it's an actual arena combat game. Splatoon is just some boring ass graffiti game where you sometimes shoot at other people.
Ninjala is only 30 fps and it feels & looks it. What's weird is that Splatoon 2 is 60 fps but it also feels slow like 30 fps. I only know that Splat is 60 fps due to how well animated the animations are.



I see you playing that Warface a lot, and that game is fucking shit. The PVP is anyway. I never bother with the co-op mode. I did redownload Warface, only coz I want to play that Battle Royale mode which wasn't around back when I played it. I still like Warface better than Splatoon though. Splatoon is not a bad game at all, but I do not reccomend it for FPS or 3rd person shooter enthusiasts. SPlatoon is really not a game to play if you're into shooters coz the actual shooting feels like a side-attraction. You don't really need to have great aim or anything since it's more about splashing as much paint as possible while painting over your opponents' ink spots.
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I'm in Splatoon 2 Ranked now,
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and the Rank modes are way better than 'babies first Shooter" turf mode, where you can actually win just by shooting the bakcground LOL!
It happens to me all the time. I'll lose in Turf war coz I waste too much time killing the other team.
I murdered the shit out of their team, but we still lost big time.
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I even lost to that douche for the same reason coz Turf war is babies first shooter.
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He's surprisingly pretty good though. I still killed more than he did. If I had a better team who knew their place as my Meatshields (90% of my wins in PvP games come when the team realizes that they should just crowd around me, lol.), I'd prolly murder his ass over & over.
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In Splatoon Ranked mode, there's actually a lot of people who are competent at shooting games. Too bad the Online is so shit that I'm constantly ranking all the way down to C- coz I'll conveniently disconnect three time in a row and then finally complete 1 game where my team is useless & I lose an entire rank coz I wasn't good enough to carry the rest of the team.

My fave match type is Tower mode, coz it's like a faster crazier version of Paladins (A game that's already crazy as fuck.) where you're pushing an objective but it's way more crazy coz you can't hide behind the objective while pushing it. You're in the directly line of sight so you're only defense is to keep on shooting, hoping that you kill (or SPLAT! in Spatoon terms.) everyone before one of them eventually guns you down.
I also like SPlat Zone & Rainmaker. Too bad you can't choose the match type you want.

I always wanted to get Splatoon 2 coz Monolith Soft worked on it, and I fucking love their design style.
You can def tell that Splatoon 2 is more of an Animal Crossing project though coz it does a lot of retarded bullshit that you would never see any other Online shooter get away with. "IT's OK WHEN NINTENDERP DOES IT!"
I can't believe that you can't play Salmon Rush whenever you want. The fucking game only lets you play it during certain times of the day. This is an online competitive mp game. WTF?
On top of that, if you want some real meat to your shooting, you're forced to play in Ranked mode and even then you're stuck with the shitty match type that Nintendo forces on to you.

Another thing, the online is so bad that you'll constantly disconnect coz the game forces you to stay idle for 30 seconds if your connection was slightly interrupted for less than a second.
Although this is true for practically every Nintendo online game.
I never see this happen in any other game though. About the only other games that give me a hard time are
Namco fighters & Uncharted. I could at least play against bots in Uncharted online though. I wish I could do the same with Splatoon 2 but Nintendo would most likely insert another Animal Crossing-like forced daily schdule.

Oh man, and I fucking hate that unskippable Marina cutscene that plays every time you turn on Splatoon 2.
I'm greatful for the demo. The game is fun but I ain't buying it.
It has way too much Nintendo bullshit that only Nintendo could get away with coz Nintendo has a lot of buttlickers who let Nintendo step all over them.

Nintendo sucks ass at Online. The actual Online games are pretty good but the online service from their games is shit. It's not really a problem with the Switch though. I can play most online games from 3rd parties no problem. It's the first party crap that has shit online coz Nintendo doesn't give a fuck. They know that Nintendrones will eat up everything Nintendo regardless.

I agree with every single thing he complained about.

Splatoon 2 could easily be a good game were it not for this amateur-league bullshit that I only see Nintendo do coz Nintendo cares far more about being 'unique' rather than creating a quality-of-life service.
When Platinum tried this type of bullshit with Anarchy Reigns, they got crucified for it. If EA or Blizzard tried half the crap that Nintendo online does, there'd be huge internet outrage all over the internet.
When Nintendo does it, barely anyone says anything.


OHH how I pine for the days when Sega were actual competitors.



This is why I'm starting to play Warface more, since it's a Call of Duty style game, I can still win by simply outplaying everybody. Team based games piss me off coz you're at the mercy of your dumbass teammates, whereas in COD style games, you could just rely on them as a distraction as you run around like a madman headshotting everybody.
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In the Bomb mode where you only get 1 life, I and this medic were soloing the shit out of the other team of 8. We still lost, but it's crazy how we went 5 to 6 (First person to win 6 rounds is the winner.) with only two people. We started out with a full 8 member team but I guess they got pissed off and just dropped out coz I kept killing everyone before they got a chance to. I fucked up on the final round coz they eventually figured out that I climb on the roof top then I jump down and start gunning everyone down. They were waiting for me and just shot me dead at the same time.
Pretty fun though, I'd kill like 5 people a round (most of them killed with instant-death headshots.) and it takes the 6th person who ran in as reinforcements to finally kill me.
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I've been playing Warface for a while. I primarily play the mission modes, but it hard to find a good team. Most people just run off ahead and die. The Riot Shield guys are broken. They are damn near unkillable 1 on 1 and if you get close enough to sneak around them, they will charge you and either one hit kill you or something lock melee you to death. They are the only real drawback to that mode.

I've only played TDM a few times and its not to my liking. I finished 1 and 2nd on my team respectively when I played it, but that was by a huge margin. We lost. My team was garbage. They wouldn't get on the objective. They would just sit back trying to kill a distance and failing at it. Reminded me of playing domination on COD where Sniper would just setup around the flags and would never recapture when they were lost.

I always play the medic, because I figured naturally people woudn't pick one most of the time. I was right, but I keep getting teams that try to use me as a human shield. They won't advance until I do, then run up behind me and cut of my escape trying to kill steal when I encounter an enemy.

I don't like that most of the good items require special currency. Though, regenerating armor I got was nice.
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Nintendo domination

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DaRealEvilone wrote: Thu May 14, 2020 9:53 pm Nintendo domination

LOL Nintendo killing off the hype for Xenoblade with one of their own games. This is the game that the Fire Emblem crew was working on while Koei did Three Houses. Peach is evil mang! Ima get Paper Mario for next year's MAR10 sale.

I don't even think I can get Xenoblade coz everything is sitll fucking locked down from fucking Corona virus that barely killed anyone. My Maria Ozawa-look alike sister is at ground zero in New York, and even she's saying that she hasn't had a single patient at her hospital who contracted Corona virus. They all get listed as death by Corona though, coz Hospitals receive more money, the more 'corona deaths' that they have.


BTW fuck Nintendo fans mang. I can;t believe so many of them are dissing Wild Guns, a MASTERPIECE!

Just coz it's not faggy ass Earthbound. Fuck Earthbound. That game is garbage. I like Earthboound, as an oddity but in no way is that a better game than Wild Guns. Earthbound has the most annoying fanbase of all time. I don't regularly use the word autistic, but Earthbound's fanbase do legit seem to be a group of autists.
Motherfuckers even calling Wild Guns and anything that's Arcade-centric as "Niche" but they then act as though Earthbound weren't similarly niche.

The difference is that Wild Guns fans are far less nerdy, and far less vocal. We just want to test our mad ninja skills. Earthbound fans just want to meme with other other retards on the internet. They probably don't even actually play Earthbound anyway. They just watch a Youtube lets play.


That shit really makes me remember why deep down, I'm just a Sega Genesis guy. I'm all about the hardcore Arcade experience
I love muh action games. If Wild Guns were a Genesis game, it'd have legendary status on par with Contra Hard Corps, Gunstar Heroes, Shinobi 3, Streets of Rage, Golden Axe, Afterburn, Outrun etc.

Nope, on SNES, Wild Guns is treated like an unwanted step child, simply coz it ain't some faggy rpg.
Nintendo fans can go eat a dick, with their terrible taste in games.
SEGA 4 life mang! FOR THE LOVE OF!

Too bad, I'm stuck with Nintendo and have to deal with fat smelly nintendo nerds coz Sega of old is dead, and Gaystation & Mircoshit are even worse. Nintendo is the only console company left standing that still feels like a videogame console.

When you look at the shit Gaystation is dropping, it's all move-simulation games, even their shooter & action games are movie-simulation.
The worst part about Nintendo though is their fanbase. A lot of them are legit, fat, smelly nerds.
Nintendo has tried to release more action games like a Genesis-style library but the problem is, NintendoNerds always make fun of games like Bayoneta or DxM, and call it generic shooters when it's not a generic shooter at all!
THEY EVEN FUCKING CALLED WILD GUNS, a generic shooter. Fuck Nintendo nerds!
Street of Rage 4 really showed to me that I'll still put in the time & money on a Sega game if classic-sega still existed. I play the shit out of SOR4 and its online mode is in my daily rotation along with my other online MP games.

Daemon X Machina's OST actually sounded like an updated version of Musha Aleste.



TOO BAD, SWitch faggots allowed themselves to lose DxM-exclusivity, coz shooters are too DUDEbro for them.
DxM is way more popular on Steam than it ever was on the Switch. That sends out a message to other devs, to not even bother with the Switch unless you have some faggot-ass rpg ready for them like Witcher 3 or Dragon Quest 11, apparently, that's the only 3rd party shit that actually sells on Switch.

Why are Nintendo hardcore fans so damn unpleasant to be around? You could just smell the bodyodor stench off of them. Half of them are fatter than Justin Wong. I'm legit shocked that Wong actually ahs a wife, but I'm jealous that WWE Paige actually touched him, LOL!

Wong is never Wrong. He's living the life. He gets to play video games & eat dairy queen all day long, but still meet fucking hotties like her. I have to actually be gud-looking. He just has to fuck people up in MvC2.


It's such a sad shame that Switch is the only console with good exclusives, that aren't movies. PSbore only has Bloodborne & Nioh & Xbone? HAH Xbone, their Killer Instinct Orchid doesn't even wear a thong any more. She did, back when she was with Nintendo.
That's why I'm on Nintendo. Nintendo tries to give us oldschool Arcade gamers a home, by releasing games that appeal to our tastes. It's just that we're not a big enough audience. I think we all just buy coinops or game on Super Retrocade now.


Krizzx wrote: Sun May 03, 2020 12:37 pm I've only played TDM a few times and its not to my liking. I finished 1 and 2nd on my team respectively when I played it, but that was by a huge margin. We lost. My team was garbage. They wouldn't get on the objective. They would just sit back trying to kill a distance and failing at it. Reminded me of playing domination on COD where Sniper would just setup around the flags and would never recapture when they were lost.

I always play the medic, because I figured naturally people woudn't pick one most of the time. I was right, but I keep getting teams that try to use me as a human shield. They won't advance until I do, then run up behind me and cut of my escape trying to kill steal when I encounter an enemy.

Ur thinking of Paladins. Warface TDM is just Counterstrike or Call of Duty TDM in that you merely shoot shit.
Medic is actually the 2nd most picked class (Assault is the most picked.), although not a single one of these medics bothers to heal you, LOL! They pick medic to heal themselves, and because they have the strongest close ranged shotguns which makes them ideal for the Hit & Run tactics.
All of the High level & Pro players I see in PvP always play as Medic. They'll sometimes pick the cyborg, but only to counter me coz I'm annoying as hell.

I main the Cyborg and play him exactly like Vivian.
I just run around everywhere and mindlessly shoot at everything. Still fucking cracks me up how that's a legit strategy that actually works. Sure I aim, if you consider it as aiming, by placing your cursor in an upright position for head shots and then just merely run around like a psycho shooting at everything that walks (including other teammates)
as one of the bullets grazes a head and automatically kills them, LOL! I only ever move the reticle if I'm facing against an opponent who's really good at dodging headshots.

What I like way better about COD style games, is that you can legit carry the entire game just from being really good at killing shit. In team based shooters like Overwatch & Paladins, you're completely at the mercy of your team. If your team sucks, you suck.
Back then I used to play good enough to carry the team but each new Paladins patch makes that game worse & worse. They don't even have killcams anymore so I can no longer see where that punkass Strix is hiding before he sniped me in the head through stealth, and I can no longer see how the hell that slut Skye managed to flank me.
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Splatoon 2 could easily be a good game were it not for this amateur-league bullshit that I only see Nintendo do coz Nintendo cares far more about being 'unique' rather than creating a quality-of-life service.
I wonder what the fuck is going on with that because my fianceé is having some serious issues recently, because her digital copy of Animal Crossing is somehow incompatible with her Smash Bros DLCs. So she had to move her data between the console and the SD card so that they're separate, but you can't actually pick and choose where automatic updates are installed and so she's gonna have to do that again whenever either game updates lol.
That's fucking insane to me because Switch really is the only console with good games coming out at this point, yet its online support is worse than the original XBOX which came out in the fucking 2000s.
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Oh damn, Switch is more and more serious mofo with each day. :twisted:

More tasty stuff comes to it soon:



Samurai Spirits / Samurai Shodown collection (neo-geo titles, so no ss6 etc.)

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Baroque. Looks like they re-releasing dark ambient one. :twisted:
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I can't get Xenoblade DE due to Corona lockdown, still in effect in Bluestates, which hilariously most people around here broke quarantine just to riot on the streets of Seattle. Fuck America. Fucking trashy ass Third world country.
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Get me the fuck out, but I ain't got no money coz everything is closed. It's crazy coz the USA was doing so good back in Jan & February but then local States' USA politicians got hungry for power and keep violating the constitution in order to 'protect us'.
What's funny is how this shit gets blamed on Trump, but he has no authority over the states. That's not a POTUS's job. Each state is acting of their own accord. Unfortunately my fam live in mostly faggot-ridden states such as New York, California & Washington/Seattle. I'm trying to convince some of us to move over to Arizona, Texas or back to Vegas coz this Corona bullshit, it really showed to me that Blue state Politicians are power hungry as fuck. Just leave me the fuck alone. It's so simple, why do you have to fcuking mircomanage my fucking life? My parents don't so what give the leadership of WA state the right to? HUH!?

It's just like when some of my internet haters keep trying to tell me how to live my life. Why the fuck should I listen? They don't even know what gender they are. FUCK EM!

If I stay in the States, I'm always going to be in a Swing-state. Fuck the Red and Fuck the Blue. I fucking hate all of you!


Yes, Texas is technically a swing-state now, although it used to be Hard Red. When I was a kid, Vegas used to be Hard Red. You know what changed? CALIFORNIANS! They keep migrating. Fuck, I'm Califronian but I only lived there for two years out of my entire life. My child hood was shaped by Japan and thank gudness for that.
That's fucking insane to me because Switch really is the only console with good games coming out at this point, yet its online support is worse than the original XBOX which came out in the fucking 2000s.
Didn't the original Xbox have instant messaging? You can't even fucking do that on the Switch. I have to talk to them over a phone and that's only if I already know their number. With everyone else, I just have to be lucky and get into the same lobby as them. Unless it's a Nintendo game where you can't communicate at all. Nintendo is the only company that can get away with this bullshit.

I'm keeping muh eye out for what Sega is planning to announce on Jun 3rd, but knowing modern-day Sega, it's going to be stupid bullshit that no one gives a fuck about. If it's a new system, I'd be interested in it, even if it dies a quick death like Dreamcast & 32x. I could at least say that my final system i ever bought was a Sega system before I finally decided to quit & go PC only like with everyone else coz Consoles are so overpriced, with overpriced game but shit ass inferior specs.
I only put up with it on Switch coz it's also portable.
Iwazaru wrote: Sat May 30, 2020 10:43 pm Oh damn, Switch is more and more serious mofo with each day. :twisted:

More tasty stuff comes to it soon:



Samurai Spirits / Samurai Shodown collection (neo-geo titles, so no ss6 etc.)
How good is Ion Fury btw? It's on Switch.

LOL that SamSho game is also on the PS4. Baroque is an exclusive though. I really wonder what Sega's big announcement is on Jun 3rd. It's most likely going to be something stupid but a lot of people are speculating a new system. I'd jump on board.

GEAH, that's what I'm talking about, ARCADE FOR LIFE BABY!
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FUck SlowAss SNES LOL!

Yo mang, there's this old faggot talking trash to me in Paladins called TimJor77. (I assume 77 is his birth year, but who knows coz his social media is filled with nerdy gamer cartoons & shit and he also draws like shit.)
Since I'm playing on the Switch, I can't talk back either through mic or text. I sure wanted to put my boot up his ass though. Faggot ass White boy. (AMerican politics is really making me unhinged these days coz of how fucking retarded Murican Huwiteys be.)

This faggot is so fucking stupid that it's actually his real name, Timothy Jordan. Wzup Timmy! OHHH, you think you're good at shooters just coz you play Lex, an auto aim champ. This motherfucker tried to diss me coz I play Vivian. I dunno why the fuck he signaled me out when I was the 2nd best player on the team after him. We both got double digit kikks. He did way better than me too, but who cares? It's a shitty dying game, and it's dying coz of losers like him.

Last I recall, Vivian isn't considered bottom tier anymore and hasn't been ever since they dropped 3rd person mode. She's labeled as ban tier, as in she's that much of a nuisance that she gets banned before the draft.

In any case fuck that. This is exactly why Hero shooters are dead. You know why? Hero shooters don't require any skill. These hero shooters scrubs love to talk shit about Call of Duty and the like, but at least COD, when you have good aim, you'll always be in the top 5. Check out this example from Warface, I'm in a match filled with people who completely outrank me, but I'M STILL NO.1!
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Even when I do bad, I don't mind coz the other team just had a player who complete outplays me. At least I'm still in the top 3, at no.2 for my team.
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Even when I'm at the top 3 at no.3, I still feel accomplished coz the top 3 completely obliterated everyone else in Free For All, due to having good fundamentals.
That's how it should be, but Paladins & Overwatch are for nerdlingers anyway. I have way more fun playing Tecmo Bowl on nintendo Virtual Console, and that's the broken Tecmo Bowl, not the legendary Bo jackson Tecmo Super Bowl. I'd love to see that TimJor fag pull the kill numbers I do in a real FPS game. I bet he can't coz he needs AUTO-AIM Lex to get kills. Fucking pussy.

In Paladins or Overwatch (TimJor plays both.), your individual skill doesn't matter at all. The only thing that matters is group alignment and how well you work together as a team. Essentially, high level play feels like you're playing on auto-pilot since everything is automated to specific roles and the only thing that matters is when you time your cool downs & ultimates.

Fuck all this shit mang. I'm getting really sick & tired of getting trash talked by people who play shitty no-skill games. Paladins used to require skill, back when I was in the top 80 in 2018. These days, I get trash talked all the time by dumb motherfuckers who honestly think their trash game is better than Call of Duty. COD is just an ok game, but it gets the essentials right. Paladins can't even get first person camera right, to the point that they deleted kill cams, LOL!

It's just that Hero Shooter fans have a high opinion of themselves coz Paladins & Overwatch have very lenient hitboxes & auto-aim champs, which causes their players to believe that they're better than they actually are.

The only reason that I'm still playing Paladins, is coz I was dumb enough to get the season pass, but I'll prob just quit coz I'm honestly having way more fun with Warface, which is a shit game but at least Warface is a shit game with proper shooting mechanics. If I shoot the head, you're instantly dead. DELETED! Not so in Paladins, coz you always have to deal with constant healing & lifeheal bullshit.


I'm having way more fun RANKING in Streets of Rage 4 anyway.
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I was in the top 18 during the first two weeks, lol.
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Feast ur eyes, on Blaze Thighs.
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Fuck Hero shooters. I wish Switch could finally get a Call of Duty, Gears of War, Halo, Counterstrike, Unreal or something. I can't enjoy Hero shooters any more, because the shooting just doesn't feel good at all, and a bunch of scrubs can play at your level despite how they don't have good fundamentals at all. It's kinda like how I don't lilke SF5 for similar reasons.
If RE6 weren't download only, I'd probably play that. MErcs is fucking good.
That's why she has so many hours into RE6, the online MP.
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Inoki Stomps Fools!
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CapN Jack: Who the fuk These moFuggaz? :lol:
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I'm keeping muh eye out for what Sega is planning to announce on Jun 3rd, but knowing modern-day Sega, it's going to be stupid bullshit that no one gives a fuck about.
Yeah, i'm cautious that it might be some "innovative" shit more in lines with Kinect, VR, Stadia etc. etc. if you catch my drift.

Though, lately i was hanging out at VFDC (virtua fighter dot com, i'm glad that place still exist and not was killed in favor of discord shit that would erase all usefull stuff and old enjoyable discussions; btw on vfdc many people actually talked like you said that people dont talk on web anymore, straight to the point and almost rude & dominant, lol), and folks over there are hyping up these rumours as they hope for a new Sega console as well, however some consider that it might be a further partnership with Microsoft; others thing that Sega will do something related to Arcades, as Sega never quitted arcade hardware business all these years. Well, perhaps Sega was actually scared by Exa-Arcadia (https://exa.ac/en/about/) which was created to battle both Sega.Net and NesicaXLive, lol? Nah, i doubt. Anyway, just wish they will not do some stupid "progressive" gimmick like vr or streaming, and instead just do a console or smth. Anyway, Sega is Sega, it's like it constantly tries to rival SNK in terms of stupidity when doing marketing and more.
How good is Ion Fury btw? It's on Switch.
I still haven't played full game yet. I only played old demo back in days, which i more or less likes though weapons felt weird a bit. Supposedly from what i've seen, Ion Fury is pretty good on level design, though went overboard with secrets.

That being said, i also look forward Wrath, which is being made by some Quake 1 scene veterans.


ARCADE FOR LIFE BABY!
Vasara! I recall actually learning about that game from you on old forum. Do you play it more melee-focused or shooting-like? As you can charge swords, luring enemies to you, doing chain kills that way. For some reason, i often enjoy when in shmups you have melee option. Or even, like in Psyvariar games, body slam through enemies with yourself.
wow.. we're sky high.. that shark we just jumped over is tiny.. we're so high right now (c)
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