Castlevania season 3 coming out on March the 3rd

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The series ended with Dracula and Lisa revived with Vlad not being all genocidal anymore. Camilla is dead. Death is dead. Isaac is nice now. At the rate they're going the RoB/SotN era will just have Shaft or Olrox or some OC be the big villain.

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Jaladen wrote:
Sun Jun 13, 2021 12:36 am
The series ended with Dracula and Lisa revived with Vlad not being all genocidal anymore. Camilla is dead. Death is dead. Isaac is nice now. At the rate they're going the RoB/SotN era will just have Shaft or Olrox or some OC be the big villain.
They'll just reincarnate Camilla, and rekill Dracul's bitch. CV bosses die all the time but they never stay dead, except Bathory from Bloodlines.

How did you not know that they already renewed the series, and Richter is now Trevor's kid, lol!
https://gizmodo.com/netflixs-castlevani ... 1847080625
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If Alucard's timeline seems to be what they're going with, I wonder if they'll ever make it up to Shanoa's series? Ecclesia happens after SOTN & Rondo. Not that it matters, they're just turn Shanoa into a Black or Mexican chick or something, that makes zero sense. The only reason why I don't give a fuck with Issac is coz I don't know who the fuck Issac is. I never played the PS2 shit.

Season 4 was entertaining to me, because it was nothing but mindless violence.

I'm still laughing that the writers unintentionally wrote Camilla as a tactical-strategist retard who meets her own end by hilariously over extending her kingdom. Her dreamworld is similar to Richard Spencer's dreamworld of a White Pan-Aryan society stemming all the way from the USA, UK, Russia, and Rome.
It's like "yo mang, anyone ever fucking tell you that you're a fucking idiot?"


Now if only the two lesbo vamps could've been crucified too but at least it's way better than Alucard homobuttsex rape.
Season 4 was fucking gold though

These motherfuckers seriously wrote that shit, and told themselves "yeah papi, this is good dialogue."
I was laughing all throughout Season 4 because it's filled with retarded bullshit.

That death scene had me laughing non stop. The writers didn't give a shit at all.
Or so I'd assume, but judging from the comments, a lot of people thought this scene was sad? WTH? I really don't understand modern Westerners. They don't seem to be fully developed humans, everything makes them cry. Lenore was obviously being written out simply coz the writer wanted to write her out of the story. How could that be sad when it's so transparent?
This skit describes what I thought of CV S04's writing, lol.

Nearly everythign that happens in Castlevania, doesn't need to happen. It just does, coz the writers said so. The stories don't follow an internal logic, so the story doesn't feel real or immersive. It's one of those it's so fucking bad that it's entertaining how bad it is.


It's retarded but it's amusing. I din't like Season 3 coz it got way too social-political, and I'm sick & tired of USA's homosexual/tranny agenda being forced on to me. (Even pornsites force Tranny videos on you.)
Season 4 just went FUCK it, lets kill everyone off except for the lead characters and FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!
I ain't even exaggerating, Everyone says shit & fuck in CV even Sypha lol!


If you actually wanted to do Castlevania justice, you'd do it like Aeon Flux & make it like a music video where the actions dictate the plot, and the actions are accompanied by in-game CV music.

It's fucking annoying how damn near every videogame adaption, always ignores videogame conventions and instead tries to make a coherent movie narrative, off of a fucking video game. Of course it won't work!

The Resident Evil movies did it right. The movies play out exactly like the video games to the point that you almost feel as if you're playing the movie yourself.




I was looking for the Helicopter scene which had the most badass techno music that sounded like it came from RE Mercs.
It's just too bad that the Resident Evil fanbase are so pretentious that they won't feel that a movie is accurate to the games unless you make it like Walking Dead where the "real monsters IZ hooomans!"
Never mind that the games were never anything like Walking Dead to begin with, but the COnSOOOMERS DEMAND IT!

That's the real problem with videogame to movie adaptions. The actual fans of the games, want the movie adaptions to be like a movie version of other movies or comic books, AYY LMAO!
Fucking morons!
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The ones posting about Lenore are the same sorts who call Super Kangz (Black Panther) high art I'm sure. Hector was an irrevelant character when all was said and done seeing as how he never really accomplished something.

It's just too bad that the Resident Evil fanbase are so pretentious that they won't feel that a movie is accurate to the games unless you make it like Walking Dead where the "real monsters IZ hooomans!"


Hilariously enough, the comic ended with "humans are the real monsters" shit over and over only to cop-out with "and then the global genocide led to woke cowboy paradise where there's no notable religion and a woman president and niggers fucking white women." I find this a rather telling example of both Leftoid disdain for the mass of men and a Leftoid admitting he'd have to kill off a large chunk of the world to ever build his ultimate woke world.

It's amusing that the sorts who unironically call themselves nihilists or say they hate humans are also the sorts who'd object at calling a Congo dweller a Nigger or saying gays should be shoved in closets or thrown in bogs. "Ugh I hate humans I hate this world I hate being alive also BLM @Resistance ugh I'm cooming."

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