F.A.Q. for submentals

Fix that shit, mothafucka! I told you, nothing works, nothing worked, nothing will work. You can't fix this degenerate non-culture of our non-society, so shut up and fix this damn site already! What are you looking at? (๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧

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Fri Aug 07, 2020 5:59 pm
man i'm like a complete newfag to this whole Suda51 schtick but reading the OP, I can't even believe all those allegations. imean that shit just sounds absolutely bizarre. I do hope that you managed to make it out through this shit ok. but fuck man, i couldn't stop laughing when i read the part about you being a self-immolating jew. that sounds something out of a weird ass medieval text lol
As I said it has affected TD more than it has me. I don't actually care, because most of my life is actually offline.
He often mentions how many people turned their backs on him though, which is in part due to the insane allegations of crazy stalkers who took threads from fucking 2006 to claim he was full of shit. I got blowback only because the fat man who introduced us to the "modern" internet mistakenly thought that I, TD, Kaxantrom (DaRealEvilOne), Jonny Tanna and an old user known as spellbreaker were all one and the same person LOL!

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In the beginning there was Jack ... and Jack had a groove
And from this groove came the grooves of all grooves.
And while one day viciously throwing down on his box,
Jack boldly declared "Let There Be House" and House music was born.
"I am you see, I am the creator and this is my house
And in my house there is only House Music.
But I am not so selfish because once you enter my house
it then becomes our house and our House Music.
And, you see, no one man owns house
because House Music is a universal language spoken and understood by all.
You see, House is a feeling that no one can understand
really unless you're deep into the vibe of House.
House is an uncontrollable desire to Jack your body.
And as I told you before this is our House and our House Music.
And every House you understand there is a keeper.

And in this house the keeper is Jack.
Now some of you might wonder who is Jack and what is it that Jack does.
Jack is the one who gives you the power to Jack your body!
Jack is the one who gives you the power to do the snake!
Jack is the one who gives you the key to the wiggly worm!
Jack is the one who learns you how to whop your body!
Jack is the one that can bring nations and nations of all Jackers together under one house!

You may be black, you may be white, you may be Jew or Gentile.
It don't make a difference in our house. And this is fresh!"
wow.. we're sky high.. that shark we just jumped over is tiny.. we're so high right now (c)

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