Crash Bandicoot fucking sucks.DaRealEvilone wrote: ↑Wed Feb 10, 2021 4:28 am crash didn't sell ll that well
is coming to switch
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This man has it right and he's even holding down the fort for Mario 64 when Crashtards try to claim that Mario is the same, AYY LMAO WOT? You faggots ain't played Mario if you think they're the same. Only Donkey Kong Country is anywhere near the same league as Mario, they both feel like globertrotting adventures where you advance due to your skill, unlike modern games where advancement is decided through RPG repetition & level ups.
In regards to PSX, it's TOMB RAIDER that should be compared to Mario. Not fucking Crash. Classic Tomb Raider series actually has good platforming level design and they do it in a way that feels so natural that most people don't even fucking notice that Tomb Raider is the same genre (Platforming Puzzle/Adv) as Mario, AYY LOL! For some reason, everyone thinks Tomb Raider is a shooter when it didn't finally become one until that retarded modern TR games came out, that erased the original TRs for some reason. It's sad, coz Lara's moveset used to be exactly like Mario's, she had the long jump, the crouch somersault, the side jump, and they both even hang off ledges. Naaahh mang, It's Crash Bandicoot that's Mario's rival. My ass they ain't even the same fucking genre of game! I DON'T FUCKING CARE WHAT THE SUITS LABEL IT! SUITS DON'T PLAY GAMES! I DO!
Lara got HOPS!
Just like how Mario is the master of Hops!
OG Lara & Mario are both thiccc! They have way more in common than motherfucking Crash does. Crash's games play like some retarded Sonic game, and that's quite a feat coz Sonic's games already suffer from retardation. I fucking miss real Tomb Raider mang. Where my fucking platforming at? Crash ain't it, Crash never was!
I tried playing the PSX Crash trilogy yesterday and I was bored as fuck. There's like zero level design, and there's no challenge to the enemy placement. It feels more like a wannabe Sonic but even 3d Sonic games are better. Which is sad coz 3d Sonic sucks but Crash is worse!
Crash is everything that Shigeru Miyamoto thought DKC was, AYY LMAO! Well except, Crash doesn't even have pretty gfx or music. If Mario didn't exist, Donkey Kong Country would legit be the best platforming series.
Mario 3d World is basically Tropical Freeze anyway. (You control Donkey Kong, Diddy, Dixie, Funky & the OG Donkey, Cranky. Similar to how 3d World has the Mario Bros 2 cast plus Rosalina.)
Speaking of which, why is 3d World so hated? It's my fave of the 3d Marios that I played so far. I fucking hate how you have to play the same fucking level over & over in other Mario 3d games. Why the fuck do Mario fans love that shit? I only have two levels unlocked in Mario Shitshine. (Which when compared to Crash Bandicoot, Mario Shitshine is actually a good game since Crash is what actual bad games look & play like.)
Mario 3d World is my jam coz it plays just like the NES & SNES games, and it feels as though you're undergoing a giant adventure that never ends. I prefer that over playing the same fucking stage 10 times just to find a different star. Fuck that shit. 3d World is where it's at because it's pure platforming that's score based.
None of that stupid slowass exploration shit where you have to tilt the camera a certain way.
I especially hate Shitshine's terrible controls. It's not just the shooting that sucks, but the platforming controls are terrible too. I'm constantly jumping to my death coz Shitshine's platform controls are so imprecise.
I like Mario Galaxy due to the platforming but I don't understand why it's loved more than 3d World, when I think they play the same. 3d world just has less retarded ass gimmicks. I fucking hate Galaxy's Wii dildo gimmicks and its retarded spherical level design, but I enjoy that game due to the level design & enemy placement, which 3d World also excels at. I can accept that Galaxy still has that weird Hub mode choose a level shit that's been around since Mario 64, because the setting is in multiple space galaxies so it still feels like a big adventure which is how most Mario games should feel like.
I felt like I was a fucking janitor in Shitshine and Mario 64 feels like a tech demo, but it has some of the best level designs out of the entire Mario series, so I give 64 a pass.
BTW Bowser's Fury looks damn good. (Looks near Luigi's Mansion quality.) When you start up Bowser's Fury, it looks like a completly different game from 3d World. They don't even look like that they're from the same gen. Granted they probably aren't if you don't consider Wii U & Switch as part of the same generation. Bowser Jr is a beast. He can solo entire armies if you let him lol.
Ever notice that the Jap girls in Nintendo Japan vids are pretty hot
but the gook girls in Nintendo Amurka vids are weird looking.
Granted, that actually is how Asians look in the USA. They look nothing like them Jap girls you see in the Nintendo Japan vids. Those are also the only Nintendo JP vids that get over millions of views. Are those bitches celebs or something?
I look like neither, but I blend in with Japan way more since I look exactly like Japan's Yakuza & Samurai stereotypes. I even have the beard.