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Oh yeah, TEKKEN TAG TOURNAMENT 2 baby!

Real fighters reward dedication & skill.

Screw Yoshinori Ono's Smash Bro Scrub Fighters!

 

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    Megaman X

    Ferlanga: I just wanted to say something a bit different about the MMX games rather than sucking cocks all day about X1 and how there should be new sequels with the graphics of the snes games.


    The everlasting saga of good robots that kill crazy bad robots, multiple resurrections and plot holes that keep piling up with each new game. This is fucking Megaman X
    Since the very first game you will see a notable change in this pseudo sequel of the classic Mega Man series, taking it to a more "Xtreme" approach, favoring action almost above platform. However, taking bias aside, the X series came with some big hit or miss concepts which would take through the whole series to change or reform until it stabilized.

     

     

    Kawazu Akitoshi 河津 秋敏 RPGS

    Beautifully composed Kenji Ito music combined with beautifully penciled Tomomi Kobayashi art. Hmm, colour I intrigued. What may this be? A balls breaking turn based quasi Western styled tabletop war gaming Japanese role playing game hybrid that punishes you for level grinding? What the hel-!? Sounds like the work from the infamous mad man genius, Akitoshi Kawazu.

    Well, genius may be a bit too hyperbolic. Perhaps he's just insane. Either or, prepare to enter the mad mad world of Kawazu. A man who either makes games that you love or love to hate.

     

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    Click link that doesn't exist yet to read more about the best rpgs that you're not man enough to play blah blah blah blah blh

     

     

    Kou Shibusawa シブサワ コウ Koei Strategy games

    Ferlanga: I just wanted to say something a bit different about the MMX games rather than sucking cocks all day about X1 and how there should be new sequels with the graphics of the snes games.


    The everlasting saga of good robots that kill crazy bad robots, multiple resurrections and plot holes that keep piling up with each new game. This is fucking Megaman X
    Since the very first game you will see a notable change in this pseudo sequel of the classic Mega Man s

     

    From Software's Quest to success

    Ferlanga: I just wanted to say something a bit different about the MMX games rather than sucking cocks all day about X1 and how there should be new sequels with the graphics of the snes games.


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BATEN KAITOS: ETERNAL WINGS and the LOST OCEAN

Xelha is on a quest to warn the world of an evil scheme to resurrect the evil god who was thought to have made the ocean disappear and they begin tagging along together, meeting interesting folk and whatnot. Did I mention Baten Kaitos takes place in the sky? Personally, I'm a sucker for games/movies/etc. that take place in the sky, so I forgave the plot because of this.

 

 

SUZUKA

She liked this guy in middle school who was a lot like him. After he confessed his feelings to Suzuka he got hit by a car and died. If only Suzuka got hit by a car and died too. So anyway that's why Suzuka is all paranoid and shit and doesn't want to "fall in love."

Like a bunch of stupid dumbass teenage kids know shit about "love."

 

 

 

BEYOND THE BEYOND

The conversations are even more bland than Suikoden 4's. Far worse than me pressing through all that shit in Xenogears. The worst thing about it was when my battery on my GBA was about to run out. I recall one time that the convos would extend for so long that my GBA even died on me before I got to save. I was fucking pissed. I had to press through that convo ALL OVER again.

 

 

THE FACULTY

Let it be said any movie where Salma Hayek isn't the best looking woman in the film is bound to be made pure of win. Hot principal, SCORE. Hot teacher, SCORE. Hot loner hottopic goth, SCORE. Hot Brazilian/Portuguese cheerleader Valedictorian babe, SCORE. Homerun baby and I didn't even mention the hot dainty Southern babe yet and well I suppose I won't.

 

THE LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT

Overall I wasn’t the biggest fan of the 70‘s The last house on the left but I knew I would hate the remake with the hated I reserve for hipsters and the entire cast of the jersey shore. I was wrong.

 

 

 

SCOTT PILGRIM VS THE WORLD

This movie is wonderful. Everyone gives a terrific performance and all the villains Pilgrim has to face give over the top awesomeness every second they're in the film. This movie is joy from beginning to end and really entertains front to back. SUCK ON THAT MICHAEL BAY.

 

 

 

SCOTT PILGRIM VS THE WORLD

The writing is asstrocious progressive liberal spew that caters to men who grew up under feminazism. The delusional SP fans dare compare this gimmick infested piece of excrement to Brad Pitt's "FIGHT CLUB".

 

 

Editorials | Commentary

Effeminate Men, Masculine Women | Male stewardess' don't have back insurance. Wait WuT?

I remember being around another guy who expected me to pay for everything AND HE MADE FAR MORE MONEY THAN I DID and I just got fed up and cursed him out and straight up told him that he wasn't a fucking man so he should stop even trying to act like one because I clearly played the role better than him. He then ran off teary eyed and I didn't give a fuck. Its because of men like that I have to hide who I really am just to not get taken advantage of. I can't live my life being a woman. Because I'll get stampeded on with no strong Conan the Barbarian type to protect me.

Continue to Pinky's rant.