Far East Tease: 柊 (Young Holly) of China.

She's a Guest Cameo mothafucka.

Hiiragi doesn't actually work with the MothafuckaZ. She merely submits her cosplays every once in awhile and they're always mothafucking awesome! We list her here first simply because she's

an OMFG hawt Azn LadEEE, Oh be still Me Heart so very very AWESOME (0_0) \(^0^)/

 

 

 

 

Godfather: Xed51 of Rome, Italy.

He's a BaDA$$ mothafucka.

The mastermind behind Paradise Hotel 51. He took control of K7SINdicate as a part of his plan to overthrow the world economy, but he was blown up in his building, along with 600 trillion yen, by the US Army. The world economy was fucked up by that debt, but 5 years later it apparently recovered and it wasn't that bad of a crisis either. Don't ask.
Meanwhile, after his death, Xed built a little hotel near the gates for Paradise, Paradise Hotel 51. His objective might have been to gather enough souls to start a war against the army of God AKA Hideo Kojima, but unfortunately he inherited the souls of the damned mothafuckas.

 

All they ever manage to acheive is to waste their mothefuckin time talking about irrelevant bullshit. Mothafucka! Mothafucka, mothafucka the site mascot, My Killer Melody (The angry bunny.) shall lead us towards the valleys of BEDLAM! Or maybe not, because all that fucking Bunny ever does is exclaim "Mothafucka!" We believe this is due to the mascot bunny not having a decent enough grasp of English so the Bunny adopted the most commonly used words of the American dialect. Which are Mothafucka and bitch. The bunny doesn't actually know what the expletives mean but we simply follow along coz it's a friggin' bunny who keeps saying mothafucka. The bunny says that word so much that we don't even know what the word Mothafucka means anymore.

The girl in the pics is either dead, unconscious, or escaped to an unknown foreign country. Nobody gives a fuck about her identity anyway.

 

Randumb Vampire guy : Topdrunkee of USA.

He's a LooNY mothafucka.

He's the creator, the architect behind the Killer 7 SINdicate.
Well, that's the official story that I've heard. We've received some conflicting reports that he's actually one of the unheard of bastard children of the legendary Segata Sanshiro.
Which would at least explain why he has such a hardcore militant attitude toward everything in life no matter how miniscule.
We've also heard that this current Topdrunkee is just a digital clone of the original Topdrunkee who has been transplanted inside a mannequin that was made in his own image.
The whereabouts of the real Topdrunkee is anyone's guess. Maybe he stuck his middle finger inside an electric socket, & died. Maybe he was standing near a stripper who got shot in the tits, and died from the explosion of her implanted breasts that imported self detonating bombs? Who knows? Who gives a fuck!

 

Ninja schoolgirl Convict: Akura Hoshi of Australia.

She's a fearless mothafucka.

Akura enjoys unintentional comedy and as a result, watching failed comedians on Youtube. When she isn't doing that, she's probably playing videogames and writing articles about them for the glee and enjoyment of others. If you couldn't already tell, she really, really likes Suda 51 and GHM.

 

 

 

 

The Big Bad Ravioli Man : Citizen Sin of USA.

It's all gravy mothafucka.

The Big Bad Ravioli Man started as goo that poured from a meteorite that crashed into a video store and gained all the knowledge on movies and pop culture that was available. Mr. Big Bad is also a chronic liar and likes to make up stories about himself. He only uses aliases. The movie reviews are pulled from the ramblings of no less then six ouija boards all being used at once by six hundred and six lunatics. or The Big Bad Ravioli Man might simply be just a weird fat kid who watches too much of everything

 

 

 

Pinky Bento of Strawberry Queendom.

She's a Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah mothafucka.

Pinky Bento is the cupcake queen of Strawberry Queendom located south of Mango Fruit Dessert Peaks, 3 o clock right of Cherry Field Islands. Which is near Grape fruit Fountain but a little bit westward of Fuzzy MilkShake Grove.

She's possibly the most experienced & talented mothafucka but unfortunately Ms. Pinky is busy at the moment trying to maintain stability within the Queendom after suffering through two droughts in a row at the hands of the dastardly evil Kirby & his accomplice Chris Brown.

 

ILLegal Alien: Jedi Link of USA.

Of all the muthafuckas in the world,

he's the muthafuckest.

This one is a bizarre case. Some places he fits in, others he stands out. No matter where you find him, he'll always be the same guy as he never puts up a facade for any reason. A filmmaker on the rise he has a vast knowledge of useless garbage. If it's in a movie he's seen it. Thanks to the internet he's seen worse. This one is severely scarred by an incomprehension of how retarded people can be. Generally a loner, he knows few, those few don't always support him so he stands on his own.

 

He is relentless in his pursuit as a filmmaker and refuses to be left out of a business he wants to see improve. He also has ADD which explains the somewhat "all over" nature of his own description.

 

Cyborg Samurai: SAL of Germany.

He's a "Krazy, Sexy, Cool" mothafucka.

The Godhand killer. He's the operator of the Sexy SAL nacho chili cheese mix version of Killer7 SINdicate. He's also the site's resident model/sound ripper/hacker.