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The AXIS POWERS of Paradise Hotel 51

TopdrunKee created the Killer7 SINdicate way back in 2005. The Drunk does the lay out & writes most of the content.

Topdrunkee

 

 

 

 

 

 

Xed 51 owns K7 SIN since late 2009 like a 2 cent whore. He then renamed her

PARADISE HOTEL 51

 

SAL the hacker | engineer. He cloned a copy of the 2 cent whore & hosts a mirror of the old K7 SIN site.

 

 

Far East Tease: 柊 (Young Holly) of China.

She's a Guest Cameo mothafucka.

Hiiragi doesn't actually work with the MothafuckaZ. She merely submits her cosplays every once in awhile and they're always mothafucking awesome! We list her here first simply because she's

an OMFG hawt Azn LadEEE, Oh be still Me Heart so very very AWESOME (0_0) \(^0^)/

 

Godfather: Xed51 of Rome, Italy.

He's a BaDA$$ mothafucka.

The mastermind behind Paradise Hotel 51. He took control of K7SINdicate as a part of his plan to overthrow the world economy, but he was blown up in his building, along with 600 trillion yen, by the US Army. The world economy was fucked up by that debt, but 5 years later it apparently recovered and it wasn't that bad of a crisis either. Don't ask.
Meanwhile, after his death, Xed built a little hotel near the gates for Paradise, Paradise Hotel 51. His objective might have been to gather enough souls to start a war against the army of God AKA Hideo Kojima, but unfortunately he inherited the souls of the damned mothafuckas.

 

All they ever manage to acheive is to waste their mothefuckin time talking about irrelevant bullshit. Mothafucka! Mothafucka, mothafucka the site mascot, My Killer Melody (The angry bunny.) shall lead us towards the valleys of BEDLAM! Or maybe not, because all that fucking Bunny ever does is exclaim "Mothafucka!" We believe this is due to the mascot bunny not having a decent enough grasp of English so the Bunny adopted the most commonly used words of the American dialect. Which are Mothafucka and bitch. The bunny doesn't actually know what the expletives mean but we simply follow along coz it's a friggin' bunny who keeps saying mothafucka. The bunny says that word so much that we don't even know what the word Mothafucka means anymore.

The girl in the pics is either dead, unconscious, or escaped to an unknown foreign country. Nobody gives a fuck about her identity anyway. Whispers: Fucking Jew!

 

Randumb Vampire guy : Topdrunkee of USA.

He's a LooNY mothafucka.

He's the creator, the architect behind the Killer 7 SINdicate.
Well, that's the official story that I've heard. We've received some conflicting reports that he's actually one of the unheard of bastard children of the legendary Segata Sanshiro.
Which would at least explain why he has such a hardcore militant attitude toward everything in life no matter how miniscule.
We've also heard that this current Topdrunkee is just a digital clone of the original Topdrunkee who has been transplanted inside a mannequin that was made in his own image.
The whereabouts of the real Topdrunkee is anyone's guess. Maybe he stuck his middle finger inside an electric socket, & died. Maybe he was standing near a stripper who got shot in the tits, and died from the explosion of her implanted breasts that imported self detonating bombs? Who knows? Who gives a fuck!

Whispers: Damn! Another fucking Jew!

 

Ninja schoolgirl Convict: Akura Hoshi of Australia.

She's a fearless mothafucka.

Akura enjoys unintentional comedy and as a result, watching failed comedians on Youtube. When she isn't doing that, she's probably playing videogames and writing articles about them for the glee and enjoyment of others. If you couldn't already tell, she really, really likes Suda 51 and GHM.

 

The Big Bad Ravioli Man : Citizen Sin of USA.

It's all gravy mothafucka.

The Big Bad Ravioli Man started as goo that poured from a meteorite that crashed into a video store and gained all the knowledge on movies and pop culture that was available. Mr. Big Bad is also a chronic liar and likes to make up stories about himself. He only uses aliases. The movie reviews are pulled from the ramblings of no less then six ouija boards all being used at once by six hundred and six lunatics. or The Big Bad Ravioli Man might simply be just a weird fat kid who watches too much of everything

 

Pinky Bento of Strawberry Queendom.

She's a Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah mothafucka.

Pinky Bento is the cupcake queen of Strawberry Queendom located south of Mango Fruit Dessert Peaks, 3 o clock right of Cherry Field Islands. Which is near Grape fruit Fountain but a little bit westward of Fuzzy MilkShake Grove.

She's possibly the most experienced & talented mothafucka but unfortunately Ms. Pinky is busy at the moment trying to maintain stability within the Queendom after suffering through two droughts in a row at the hands of the dastardly evil Kirby & his accomplice Chris Brown.

 

ILLegal Alien: Jedi Link of USA.

Of all the muthafuckas in the world,

he's the muthafuckest.

This one is a bizarre case. Some places he fits in, others he stands out. No matter where you find him, he'll always be the same guy as he never puts up a facade for any reason. A filmmaker on the rise he has a vast knowledge of useless garbage. If it's in a movie he's seen it. Thanks to the internet he's seen worse. This one is severely scarred by an incomprehension of how retarded people can be. Generally a loner, he knows few, those few don't always support him so he stands on his own.

 

He is relentless in his pursuit as a filmmaker and refuses to be left out of a business he wants to see improve. He also has ADD which explains the somewhat "all over" nature of his own description.

 

Cyborg Samurai: SAL of Germany.

He's a "Krazy, Sexy, Cool" mothafucka.

The Godhand killer. He's the operator of the Sexy SAL nacho chili cheese mix version of Killer7 SINdicate. He's also the site's resident model/sound ripper/hacker.

 

Some site history crap from the Killer7 SINdicate days | Site Awards/ Raison/ Staff/ Wanted/

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Site history : 2005 - 20XX

July,05: Killer 7 SINdicate originated as a sub section of a failed Megaten site.
At first I only started K7 SIN as my own personal log containing all the information that I have obtained during game play. (Mostly political.)
What was rather akward was that shortly after I noticed a sudden influx of hits to my failed Megaten site.
The majority of the hits were predictably coming from the Killer 7 page I made.
It was then that I decided that I should finally give a name for the K7 section.

I was originally going to call the site "Harman's room", but I conviently came up with the catchy name "Killer 7 SINdicate".
(I was playing a series of import games called "Oneechanbara" which was a play on words for both Sister & sword fight, which was were I got the influence from.)

August,05: I moved K7 SIN to it's own server at Tekcities.com, and officially opened K7 in 8/28/05.
While the site did manage to attain a respectable amount of traffic at first, as well as being displayed in the front page of Hardcore Gaming 101, & mentioned in the link permissions section of the ShockleyHaynes plot faq.
The traffic didn't last once Tekcities died.
I assume most people thought that K7 SIN went away with it, but a month later K7 SIN came back on Sitesled.

Jan.,06: Things were looking rather grim as K7 SIN remained in a near death state.
I was considering closing up shop for good.
Until I got a mail from the webmaster of Manhunt Uncut that convinced moi that K7 SIN had potential.
So he convinced moi & he even vouched for K7 SIN itself to his webhost,Game Devotion for hosting at their server.
After that a sequence of events occurred where I would work my ass off in order to make K7 SIN more presentable to the public.
Let's just say that every Video game server on the net turned down K7 SIN with disgust or with a mere cold shoulder. (I believe this was done in order to avoid coming off as rude.)

I can't blame them though, I wouldn't want to waste my hard earned cash on a Killer 7 website either if the current state of K7 SIN is any indication.
It should be noted if it weren't for the constant assurance from fellow web masters that K7 SIN had potential I would've given up on the site long ago
When I officially opened K7 SIN in August,05.
I've always had a personal deadline in mind to have the site fully established by July,06.
I originally applied for hosting with Gamespy,but they flatly rejected on the grounds that K7 SIN was not in English & it appeared to be in Japanese.
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March - April,06: To make the long story short back in March,06
I decided to reapply with Gamespy just for the hell of it....
Surprisingly I received a confirmation mail saying that K7 SIN has been approved for hosting.
IMO I believe it was out of pure luck that K7 SIN was actually considered.
Since one of the individuals who was sitting next to the site reviewer was familiar with the Killer 7 game.
I'm not sure how relevant that is though.

My guess is, as an individual who has experienced K7 first hand they must've noticed that K7 SIN was going for a chaotic like style of presentation & vibe much similar to the actual game.
What was even more shocking, is that Gamespy actually allowed K7 SIN to keep it's explicit chaotic ness intact, as long as I place an adequate warning page in front of the actual site.
(In case you were wondering, no K7 SIN does not have a warning page to be cool, it's an actual command that I must abide by or at least respect.)
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note: I edited my name & sign up url out of the pic.

 

Current: Unfortunately it's that very same brand of K7 SIN's trademark chaotic like style of presentation that happens to be K7 SIN's downfall.
Since only individuals who have played Killer 7 before would understand the approach that I was going for.
Everybody else will either be confused by a layout that intentionally breaks every single established web design convention, or out right offended by the content contained in K7 SIN.
As a result of the explicit nature of the site most Video game web sites wish not to involved or associated with K7 SIN at all.
I even have a hard time trying to find a fellow Gamespy affiliate.
This does not only apply to web masters,
as it even extends to regular web surfers whom get disgusted with K7 SIN.
(K7 SIN was linked at several top link sites, but I took them all down once it became apparent that every time that K7 SIN made the top 10...

Most individuals would score K7 SIN a 1 out of 5/10 & claim utter nonsense such as "Nothing special"
http://killer7.6.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?t=93
I find that a little hard to swallow though since I rarely ever see any websites on the web that have as much content as K7, but ah well that's the way the cookie crumbles.
Although K7 SIN has now established a permanent base of operations, the site & forum itself go by largely ignored & are quite frequently uninhabited.
Which is quite odd since I often receive a lot of positive feedback regarding K7 SIN.
(This is the irony of Killer 7 SINdicate it is as despised & loved as the actual game "Killer 7".
Although there are quite a few who appreciate the work that I'm doing, there are hundreds more who would wish that K7 SIN just die already. In effect, it already has....
K7 SIN now lives on as the
NIGHT OF THE LIVING ILL

Starting in January 22, 2008. K7 SIN has decided to eschew it's former focus on Killer 7's politics, and has now branched off into being a general Suda 51/ Grasshopper manufacture site.

 

In May 2009 the site was officially passed to a new webmaster, Xed51.

In September 2009 K7SIN was killed in the Name of Gamespy, and its spirit ascended to PARADISE, in the Hotel 51.

The site was in hiatus ever since. LOL!

 

Site Awards:

Self proclaimed My Melody award for forum with the most one post wonders.
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Self proclaimed Cutie Honey Milk-Chan award for most colossall flop since Killer 7.
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Self proclaimed Ebihara Yuri award for most renounced &/or dead website affiliations.
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