LooK At ME! I knoW DO ScRoLLinG TeXt. I so daring & Amazing! ......................................................................... I AM MOTHAFUCKAZ! We RULZ YOU! BITCH!

 


BEYOND THE BEYOND

The conversations are even more bland than Suikoden 4's. Far worse than me pressing through all that shit in Xenogears. The worst thing about it was when my battery on my GBA was about to run out. I recall one time that the convos would extend for so long that my GBA even died on me before I got to save. I was fucking pissed. I had to press through that convo ALL OVER again..

By Pinky Bento : September 12 , 2010

 

 

HAMTARO: HAM HAM GAMES

All the hamsters say the same shit everyday.

 

 

 

 

By Pinky Bento : September 12 , 2010

 

THE CONDUIT

The graphics are fantastic and possibly the best ever seen on the Wii. The game won't be mistaken for being on any of the other current systems, but the game's art style and direction are good enough that it makes the game really great to look at.

 

By Jedilink : September 1, 2010

 

SONIC CHRONICLES THE DARK BROTHERHOOD

The game is fun to explore, the music is always catchy and highly enjoyable and the experience of playing a new, high quality Sonic game is just an incredible experience.

 

 

By Jedilink : September 1, 2010

 

 

PERFECT DARK ZERO

While I HIGHLY enjoy PDZ, the vibe and storyline from the original is just unbeatable. When the second game comes out, I expect nothing less what could be considered the rightful sequel to Perfect Dark. 

 

 

By Jedilink : September 1, 2010

 

ZOMBIE VS AMBULANCE

It’s one of those games that’s so bad, it’s good and has the coolest

(yet the worst) concept ever. So to repeat what I said earlier:

[10/10] – OH MY GOD I’M RUNNING OVER FUCKING ZOMBIES.

[2/10] – It’s like I suddenly can’t drive all over again.

 

By Akura : Sum Month? , 2009

 

 

 

BATEN KAITOS: ETERNAL WINGS and the LOST OCEAN

Xelha is on a quest to warn the world of an evil scheme to resurrect the evil god who was thought to have made the ocean disappear and they begin tagging along together, meeting interesting folk and whatnot. Did I mention Baten Kaitos takes place in the sky? Personally, I'm a sucker for games/movies/etc. that take place in the sky, so I forgave the plot because of this.

 

By Akura : Sum Month? , 2009

 

 

PROFESSOR LAYTON and The DIABOLICAL BOX

My excitement for Professor Layton and The Diabolical Box was only heightened by the fact that it feels like we're in the middle of a game drought, combined with the fact that I had been looking forward to playing more games about charming English gentlemen.

 

By Akura : Sum Month? , 2009

 

 

LUX PAIN

You can't spell Lux-Pain without 'Pain'.

 

 

 

 

By Akura : Sum Month? , 2009

 


 

QUEER VILLAGE

If I come across as being homophobic at all (although most readers know me well enough to realise that I am extremely supportive of gays and lesbians; besides, I pretty much posted a link to gay porn like, two entries ago), I'm just going to say: It's not hate if you enjoy it.

 

By Akura : Sum Month? , 2009

 

NANASHI NO GAME

Let’s see how many times I use the word ‘game’ in a single sentence.

 

 

 

By Akura : Sum Month? , 2009

 

 

 

NOBY NOBY BOY

Noby Noby Boy, you can eat cats. I totally ruined a small town by knocking the roof off someone's house and pushing the house over the edge. I fucked up a robot. I ate all the flowers. Surely this is criminal. But it's the kind of game you want to come home from work to sit down to and just relax with for an hour or so.

 

By Akura : Sum Month? , 2009